I'M HERE TO STAY AND AIN'T NOTHIN' Y'ALL CAN DO ABOUT IT - The Anti-Flounce

BenPanced · Jun 15, 2008

*parks butt in most comfortable chair in room*
*opens can of Pepsi*
*turns on TV*

I've got the last of the Fritos, so if you're lookin' for 'em, too bad.

robeiae · Jun 15, 2008

*brings in truck load of bricks, walls up BenPanced and chair*

Huh?

Fraulein · Jun 15, 2008

I like this thread.

It's funny.

Dawno · Jun 15, 2008

robeiae said:
*brings in truck load of bricks, walls up BenPanced and chair*

Huh?

Great, he has the remote in there and we're gonna be stuck watching Cartoon Network all day...

Ken · Jun 15, 2008

*pulls up chair and joins Ben's Anti-Flounce rally*

...for the sake of watching the cartoon network.

JennaGlatzer · Jun 15, 2008

Oh yeah? Well, I Krazy Glued my feet to the floor. Top that.

Uh-oh. Someday I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. Darn that spur-of-the-moment enthusiasm!

robeiae · Jun 15, 2008

*tosses bucket to Jenna*

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jun 15, 2008

It's okay, Jenna... I nailed all the doors shut anyway.

CACTUSWENDY · Jun 15, 2008

I got the popcorn................................... :popcorn:

Serenity · Jun 15, 2008

JennaGlatzer said:
Oh yeah? Well, I Krazy Glued my feet to the floor. Top that.

Uh-oh. Someday I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. Darn that spur-of-the-moment enthusiasm!

Did you Krazy Glue your actual feet or just your shoes?

'Cause you can untie the shoes...

EriRae · Jun 15, 2008

YAY

Ben's not leaving!!!

*shouts through brick wall* HOW'RE YOU DOING IN THERE???

mscelina · Jun 15, 2008

*teleports through the brick wall*

Hey, Ben! I brought some cinnamon rolls and some vodka.

Susie · Jun 15, 2008

I'm sitting and eating :Cake:

&

and watching the fireworks.

KTC · Jun 15, 2008

Ha. Ha. Please leave now.

NeuroFizz · Jun 15, 2008

*sits in the chair next to Ben. stiff-arms the right armrest and lifts right hip a few inches. and rips a crackler that makes the roll-shade on the window fly upward and spin three times around the spool.*
Still want to stay, pooter? It was beer and pickled eggs until last call in the wee hours.

NeuroFizz · Jun 15, 2008

Thought so.

I've got the remote and the Fritos.

*twists the cap off a bottle of PBR and tosses the cap into an empty shoe glued to the floor. reaches for the bottle of pickled eggs.*

Time to re-load. Anyone want to try to get me out? *burps the safety off*

*pulls out Girls Gone Wild disc and inserts into VCR*

clockwork · Jun 15, 2008

Blue Ribbon and eggs are a dangerous mix, my friend.

*seals room

BenPanced · Jun 15, 2008

NeuroFizz said:
Thought so.

I've got the remote and the Fritos.

*twists the cap off a bottle of PBR and tosses the cap into an empty shoe glued to the floor. reaches for the bottle of pickled eggs.*

Time to re-load. Anyone want to try to get me out? *burps the safety off*

*pulls out Girls Gone Wild disc and inserts into VCR*

You're gonna wreck the VCR if you're trying to play a DVD.

*grabs remote and puts on America's Next Top Model marathon on MVHE!TV1*

Tika · Jun 15, 2008

lol, but ewwwwwwwwww Neuro! (was wondering where the fizz came from, but now I know)

NeuroFizz · Jun 15, 2008

Hey, after a few PBRs, VCR, DVD, they all look the same. And if the VCR isn't playing the disc, who are those girls holding up their shirts and bouncing around?

*looks up* Heh, heh.

robeiae · Jun 15, 2008

*dynamites entire room*

Freaks.

BenPanced · Jun 15, 2008

I got the remote. Don't make me change the channel to a Sunday afternoon news show! I'll do it!

C.bronco · Jun 15, 2008

*repels down edifice of AW,
crashes in through stained glass window,
somersaults past Ben's recliner
lands on feet looking heroic

I could sense that I was needed here. I brought scented oil plug-ins.

So, any chips left?

BenPanced · Jun 15, 2008

NeuroFizz said:
Hey, after a few PBRs, VCR, DVD, they all look the same. And if the VCR isn't playing the disc, who are those girls holding up their shirts and bouncing around?

*looks up* Heh, heh.

Dawno's just holding up the DVD cover and moving it around in front of yer face.

benbradley · Jun 15, 2008

C.bronco said:
*repels down edifice of AW,

The word is rappel (gratuitous online dictionary link). I know because I made the same mistake in a Flash Fiction Challeng story (a long time ago, I forget the title but it's in the archives), and was corrected by another poster. I thought I'd just pass the correction along...

C.bronco said:
crashes in through stained glass window,
somersaults past Ben's recliner
lands on feet looking heroic

I could sense that I was needed here. I brought scented oil plug-ins.

So, any chips left?

Otherwise, those are some pretty good moves.

We're running low on muchies, especially in this thread... but this is MY bag of popcorn! :popcorn:

I'M HERE TO STAY AND AIN'T NOTHIN' Y'ALL CAN DO ABOUT IT - The Anti-Flounce

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

Touch and go

Spooks? Where are you?...

Shiny!

wishes you happiness

Touch and go

Hand? What hand?

An old, sappy, and happy one.

NCIS...

:P

Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

Stand in the Place Where You Live

The grad students did it

The grad students did it

In the zone...

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

Old kid, be gentle!

The grad students did it

Touch and go

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

I have plans...

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

It's a doggy dog world