Telia Tequila's Theory on Gay Marriage

Wow. I wonder if she invented the internet, too.

I didn't realize she was so instrumental in the movement. Good thing for our gay friends that she's around, or else none of the recent legislation would've had a chance to pass.

What did you say her name was again?

Well, she is kind of cute in a Malibu Barbi sort of way. Cute means smart, right?

Those California Supreme Court justices were all like, "Whoa! Tila Tequila is TEH HAWT!! The equal respect and dignity of marriage is a basic civil right! A ban on same-sex marriage is TEH UNCONSTITOOSHINUL! We must REPEALZ IT!"

That's funny, because I had the impression that loads of civil rights organizations, plaintiffs, protesters, and high powered lawyers had done it.
Wow, thank you so much, skanky reality tv actress, for securing my basic civil rights.

Who IS she?

I mean, aside from the greatest civil rights treasure of our time...

Jersey Chick said:

Who IS she?

I mean, aside from the greatest civil rights treasure of our time...

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I don't know either; but it looks like she could use a patch on that right eye.

Hey, maybe she's a pirate!

When I see Silver and Jersey in the same room, I know I'm gonna be a laughin' ....

Silver King said:

I don't know either; but it looks like she could use a patch on that right eye.

Hey, maybe she's a pirate!

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Argh, matey! I'm causin' the times to a'change!

We could use a gay fishing picture in this thread. I think I have one of my buddy Frenching a tarpon.

Be right back!

Here it is:

Now there's an image for ya!

Jersey Chick said:

Who IS she?

I mean, aside from the greatest civil rights treasure of our time...

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She's cute! Who cares? I give her a pass. She can say whatever she wants and I'll just nod in agreement.

Shadow_Ferret said:

She's cute! Who cares? I give her a pass. She can say whatever she wants and I'll just nod in agreement.

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You should be ashamed for allowing someone to get away with saying something stupid just because she's pretty. I mean, for heaven's sake man this isn't the fifties.
No indeed, she should be soundly spanked for spouting such nonsense.
Very soundly.
By me.

It's good to have a sense of self-worth, no?

Jersey Chick said:

Who IS she?

I mean, aside from the greatest civil rights treasure of our time...

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Her claim to fame (I am NOT making this up) is that she is the most friended person on MySpace. Somehow, she got a dating reality show out of that, where she gives men and women equal consideration. Or something like that.

Next, she should tackle tarpon marriage. Of course, to her, a tarpon is probably something she puts in her crotch during her time of the month.

She's cute! Who cares? I give her a pass. She can say whatever she wants and I'll just nod in agreement.

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You should be ashamed for allowing someone to get away with saying something stupid just because she's pretty. I mean, for heaven's sake man this isn't the fifties.
No indeed, she should be soundly spanked for spouting such nonsense.
Very soundly.
By me.

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Sigh.

that's all


carry on

jhtatroe said:

Her claim to fame (I am NOT making this up) is that she is the most friended person on MySpace.

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I'm extremely embarrassed to admit I already knew that. Worse, I think I learned it from catching part of a show on E to the effect of "Top 10 Most Famous Cyber-Honeys" or some such. I can't remember for the life of me who the other nine were, so I count that in my favor.

If I was going to switch teams, that chick is nowhere near the top of my list.

PattiTheWicked said:

If I was going to switch teams, that chick is nowhere near the top of my list.

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Same here.

She's also famous for having the most-scripted, most completely fake "reality" show in the history of "reality" TV. Evars. Even more faker than Flavor of Love and Rock of Love.

And, like those other celebrity hook-up shows, the first season "didn't work" so she's back for a second.