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SpookyWriter
06-10-2008, 01:08 AM
I'm not quite sure what bits are or how to eat them. I don't work for a slaughterhouse, so bits of what I'm not sure. I've had bits of this and bits of that, but most often I know what's in my bits.

So tomorrow morning when I go to the canteen for breakfast, I'll be looking for bits.

Wish me luck!

ETA: Dino, can you please edit the thread title to read "Bits for breakfast."

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-10-2008, 02:53 AM
Will I do? (Title corrected.)

Silver King
06-10-2008, 03:39 AM
...ETA: Dino, can you please edit the thread title...
No problem, Jon. At your request, it's been changed to, Zits for Breakfast.

cray
06-10-2008, 04:34 AM
No problem, Jon. At your request, it's been changed to, Zits for Breakfast.

someone should prolly port this over to the cooking forum too :D

Matera the Mad
06-10-2008, 06:37 AM
Reckon ah'll have grits.

Joe270
06-10-2008, 06:44 AM
Ick, sounds high in fat.

How many zits does it take for a decent sized breakfast?

Vincent
06-10-2008, 06:54 AM
Ick, sounds high in fat.

How many zits does it take for a decent sized breakfast?

One greasy teenager could feed a whole family.

Joe270
06-10-2008, 06:55 AM
Oh, now that's taking it too far.

Joycecwilliams
06-10-2008, 06:55 AM
Do you ever get bangers and mashed?

Joe270
06-10-2008, 06:59 AM
Not since I was single, no.

soleary
06-10-2008, 07:20 AM
I myself tended to get mashed than bangered, but that is a long story indeed :)

Joe270
06-10-2008, 07:41 AM
Longer than two minutes?

Williebee
06-10-2008, 07:41 AM
You want some kibble with them bits, hon?

SpookyWriter
06-10-2008, 11:08 AM
I'm not hungry for some reason.

dpaterso
06-10-2008, 11:38 AM
I don't know what they are either. Sneak a camera in and take some pics.

-Derek

SpookyWriter
06-10-2008, 12:16 PM
Well, I discovered pudding can be a grayish matter. Yummy.

dpaterso
06-10-2008, 12:36 PM
Pudding at 9 in the morning? Did you hide it in your pockets yesterday and spoon it out for breakfast today? If you keep this up, the Irish Tourist Board is going to send someone round. Big Paddy and his brother Big Paddy will sort out your complaints.

-Derek

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-10-2008, 03:12 PM
Oh, I'm SO proud. This could've gone down hill SO quickly and it... didn't. Much. :)

waylander
06-10-2008, 03:40 PM
Well, I discovered pudding can be a grayish matter. Yummy.

You get black pudding and white pudding in Ireland for breakfast. I prefer the white

dpaterso
06-10-2008, 04:07 PM
Ah, OK. "grayish matter" made me think there's maybe a few local sheep staggering around minus their brains.

-Derek

Mr Flibble
06-10-2008, 04:44 PM
Well if it's just aneamic black pudding, that'll be a few pigs feeling the effects of blood loss.

Mmmm, black pudding....sounds disgusting, tastes yummy, and the only known food ever to inspire a martial art -- the art of Ecky Thump (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ecky-Thump).

ETA - I've just discovered someone actually died laughing at that episode!

SpookyWriter
06-10-2008, 05:08 PM
Ah, OK. "grayish matter" made me think there's maybe a few local sheep staggering around minus their brains.

-DerekBeen to Washington, D.C. lately?