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Soccer Mom
06-09-2008, 03:15 AM
I CAN HAS NOMS?

Yes, little kitteh, you can has noms. One batch of homemade toffee in a decorative tin will be shipped to the winner of this auction. This toffee will be lovingly made by our very own anonymous. :D

ETA: Just to alleviate any concerns, this donor is not unknown to those running the auctions and honestly, she isn't unknown to you. She's a longtime member who just doesn't want accolades for her donation. And she's promised to wash her hands. ;)

The auction starts now and runs until 6 pm Wednesday. Bidding starts at $15. Bid in $1 increments.

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Birol
06-09-2008, 04:46 AM
Do you know how much trouble I would get in for buying delicious homemade toffee and bringing it into the house?

I think it may be worth it... $15. (It's not anyone that I've ever banned or put in a timeout or who otherwise might have a grudge against me and my jackboots, is it?)

Soccer Mom
06-09-2008, 04:48 AM
Do you know how much trouble I would get in for buying delicious homemade toffee and bringing it into the house?

I think it may be worth it... $15. (It's not anyone that I've ever banned or put in a timeout or who otherwise might have a grudge against me and my jackboots, is it?)

Um, not recently....?

just kidding! She is not one of our problem children. You have my word. She's a long time member and contributer here.

Haggis
06-09-2008, 04:50 AM
She is not one of our problem children.

Y'all are safe. It's neither me nor RT.

Proceed with the bidding.

Liam Jackson
06-09-2008, 04:58 AM
Y'all are safe. It's neither me nor RT.

Proceed with the bidding.

$16.00
I aint skeered o' no mystery chef!
Unless it's Ray Wong. Every receipe he has calls for
*1 cup of assorted bugs

(It's not Ray. ;) )

aliajohnson
06-09-2008, 04:59 AM
Toffee. Mmmmmmm

$16

aliajohnson
06-09-2008, 05:00 AM
Damn. Too slow.
$17

Soccer Mom
06-09-2008, 05:23 AM
This just in: the anonymous bidder says I can reveal her identity to the highest bidder so you will know where your noms have been.

Bmwhtly
06-09-2008, 11:24 AM
Would toffee make it across the atlantic, you think?

If it will $20
If it won't... $0

Maryn
06-09-2008, 04:48 PM
People, if you've never had home-made toffee, you are in for a life-changing experience. My sister made it one year as a whole-family Christmas gift, and it was worth pulling off my dental crown on Christmas Eve, when it was less than convenient. Yum!

Maryn, salivating at the remembered toffee, if not at her dentist's facial expression

Bmwhtly
06-09-2008, 07:00 PM
This just in: the anonymous bidder says I can reveal her identity to the highest bidder so you will know where your noms have been.Once we know, can we change our minds?
:D

Soccer Mom
06-10-2008, 09:00 PM
Yes, toffee should ship across the Atlantic just fine (someone likes his noms!)

:D And you won't change your mind when you learn who it is. ;) I'm that confident.

sassandgroove
06-11-2008, 01:23 AM
nom nom nom/ I no has $. :(

aliajohnson
06-11-2008, 02:58 AM
$21

My noms.

Soccer Mom
06-11-2008, 03:44 AM
Alia has the noms for $21!!!!!!!! You have until 6pm CST tomorrow to take them from her.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/2/onceagaintuna128569235035414157.jpg

Bmwhtly
06-11-2008, 02:03 PM
$21$22

My noms.Whose noms?

Soccer Mom
06-11-2008, 06:04 PM
At the moment, Ben's noms. :popcorn:

aliajohnson
06-11-2008, 06:08 PM
$22
Whose noms?


$23

Mai noms. :e2teeth:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-11-2008, 06:09 PM
:popcorn:Ben loves him some noms, if I remember correctly.

Bmwhtly
06-11-2008, 06:30 PM
:popcorn:Ben loves him some noms, if I remember correctly.If you'd tried my attempt at homemade toffee, you'd understand :(

*checks exchange-rate*

$25

Mei Noms!

aliajohnson
06-11-2008, 06:52 PM
If you'd tried my attempt at homemade toffee, you'd understand :(


$26

This is for your own good, Ben. How will you ever learn if you take the easy way out? :D

Bmwhtly
06-11-2008, 07:03 PM
How will you ever learn if you take the easy way out? :DI'll learn new and lazier ways of taking the easy way out.

$27

aliajohnson
06-11-2008, 07:26 PM
I'll learn new and lazier ways of taking the easy way out.

$27


Well, so long as you're working toward something.

But the noms are still mine.

$28

Bmwhtly
06-11-2008, 07:30 PM
But the noms are still mine.
Really?
The noms think elsewise.

$29

aliajohnson
06-11-2008, 08:00 PM
Really?
The noms think elsewise.

$29

The noms are easily confused.

$30

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-12-2008, 01:59 AM
:roll::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

soleary
06-12-2008, 02:02 AM
Dang! If it's anything as UNBELIVEABLE as the carmel corn I won last month, I'm way in! $33

Soccer Mom
06-12-2008, 03:06 AM
This auction is over! And I have a special announcement, our lovely annonymous donor has agreed to offer a double win in this auction. The winning bid is Soleary for $33! If Aliajohnson want's to claim a tin of toffee nom for the same amount, she may also do so. That means double the noms, double the funds for Absolute Write.

Everybody wins!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/20/share128558116267092839.jpg

Birol
06-12-2008, 03:07 AM
All that bidding by Bmw and Alia and Soleary swooped in and stole it at the last moment?

CACTUSWENDY
06-12-2008, 03:09 AM
:ROFL:

Soccer Mom
06-12-2008, 03:11 AM
Swooped in, but see this announcement too. :D (I was typing while y'all were posting.)




This auction is over! And I have a special announcement, our lovely annonymous donor has agreed to offer a double win in this auction. The winning bid is Soleary for $33! If Aliajohnson want's to claim a tin of toffee nom for the same amount, she may also do so. That means double the noms, double the funds for Absolute Write.

Everybody wins!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/20/share128558116267092839.jpg

aliajohnson
06-12-2008, 03:22 AM
I can has noms too?

Yes, please! :D

Soccer Mom
06-12-2008, 03:25 AM
:hooray: I'll PM you both with the details!

soleary
06-12-2008, 03:28 AM
I'm going to start to get a reputation around this place that I am all about the food. Okay, well, that might be true :)..... ! My neighbors ate all of the caramel corn and love me for it!
Thanks, SM, for running the auction yet again. I'll see you on Pay Pal :).

Bmwhtly
06-12-2008, 11:29 AM
:e2bummed:

Congrats to the winnerists! :D

kristie911
06-12-2008, 05:00 PM
Poor Ben.

*thinks about making Ben some caramel corn just cuz he looks so sad*

CACTUSWENDY
06-12-2008, 05:11 PM
Yeah Kristie911...that's what he's counting on. Get everyone feeling all sorry for him and such. (I think it's working.) Poor, Poor Ben.:Hug2: