Why must you women stare at gay married Chihuahuas?

I've asked myself the exact same question.

'Cuz gay married Chihuahua's are the ABSOLUTE cutest little critters on earth, pink painted toenails and all....

Tink said:

'Cuz gay married Chihuahua's are the ABSOLUTE cutest little critters on earth, pink painted toenails and all....

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Does it have anything to do with the fact they are hairless (most of them)?

Yo quero Taco Bell.

Anthony Matias said:

Does it have anything to do with the fact they are hairless (most of them)?

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Of course, bald is beeeautiful baby!!

because.

Williebee said:

Yo quero Taco Bell.

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Yummm, Yummm to the Tummm, Tummm!!!!

Ever see Legally Blonde 1&2? The Chihuahua STEALS the show. And he's in love with a hottie Rottie!

Tink said:

Of course, bald is beeeautiful baby!!

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That's not 'bald'. It's a solar panel for a love machine.

i don't like the taste of this. poor indeed.

III said:

Not Haggis and Rolling Thunder per se, but just in general. Just let those Chihuahua's go about their business and stop oogling them.

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It's because they insist on doing their business in public. Trust me, it's hard not to stare. I've been punished before and taken my turn following them around the threads with little plastic baggies for their, um, business.

Trust me, it's a punishment you don't want. I'll never, NEVER steal a mod's jackboots again.

KTC said:

i don't like the taste of this. poor indeed.

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The smells not great either.

Anthony Matias said:

Does it have anything to do with the fact they are hairless (most of them)?

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It has EVERYTHING to do with it. A bald, gay married Chihuahua is just as sexy as a bald, straight, single/married Chihuahua and guy. I love feeling a bald head.

III said:

Not Haggis and Rolling Thunder per se, but just in general. Just let those Chihuahua's go about their business and stop oogling them.

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Okay. Got it.

But now, what the hell am I going to do for fun?

KTC said:

i don't like the taste of this. poor indeed.

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That, and no one's staring at the cute ferret any more.

Holy cow! That's a big ferret.

But aaawwwwwwww, it's soooooooo cute!

Stop leering at the ferret OFG!

KTC said:

i don't like the taste of this. poor indeed.

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I'm pretty sure there's a thread in the cooking section where we talked about that...

Williebee said:

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

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Yes, indeed.

It's a little known fact among people of the male gender that women love chalupas. We begin to associate our desire with the Taco Bell spokesdog.

In time, we develop an overcoming adoration of all things chihuahua, particularly chihuahuas themselves.

It becomes an endless spiral: drive thru, chihuahua adoration, drive thru, chihuahua adoration.

It's almost Pavlovian.

I rue the day (RUE THE DAY!) when neither chihuahuas nor chalupas are available for my delights.

III, seriously: BEST THREAD EVER!

KTC said:

i don't like the taste of this. poor indeed.

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boston is right. you must first start with the freshest chihuahua you can find, and it you marinate it overnight in italian dressing, you won't have the gamey flavor.

There was an entire thread about this earlier...

He is soft and fluffy. It makes me want to add a caption in lolspeak.
oh hai. Dun hate me cuz i beutifull.

it is 11:34...I am still awake...I haven't written a word...I have a meeting tomorrow...

and, pardon me III, but you have the NERVE to tell me to stop oogling chihuahuas?

What Dpaterso said...yeah...I'm with him on this.

I mean next you'll be telling me to not eat Twizzlers....

...People like you offend every rutabaga imaginable!


Oh...and for YOUR information.... Disney made a movie...Chihuahuas...not necessarily gay ones like Haggis and RT, are meant for oogling.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to turn Letterman off....