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Melisande
05-29-2008, 09:57 PM
Thought I'd expand the thread started by Captain Scarf; In a fight between . . .

Which would be your dream fight? Pick, mix and choose from books, the movies, myths, living or dead, real life and whatnot. Also please motivate your choice. (and it's not all about muscle-power here)

I'd pick (without a doubt) my Grandmother v/s George W. Bush.

I'm sure she'd win, 'cause she had what he never did - natural authority.

III
05-29-2008, 09:58 PM
Tyler Durden vs. Cray

James81
05-29-2008, 10:01 PM
I would like to see the stalk of brocolli in Veggie Tales fight the clock in Beauty and the Beast.

KTC
05-29-2008, 10:06 PM
I do not condone fighting.

mscelina
05-29-2008, 10:08 PM
Muhammed Ali versus Joe Frazier--in the period where Ali was banned from fighting unjustly. I would be curious to see that fight because I want to know how Ali would have fought during that time.

My guess is that if he hadn't been banned from boxing, he would have TOTALLY destroyed Frazier. *shrug* But it would be fun to see...

DWSTXS
05-29-2008, 10:09 PM
Bruce Lee vs. Jackie Chan

cethklein
05-29-2008, 10:11 PM
Mr. T vs. Diwght Schultz. That would be one-sided but oh-so classic.

Oh yeah, and the fight would have to be on an airplane.

Meerkat
05-29-2008, 10:54 PM
Predator vs. Pesky Non-Writer.

DL Hegel
05-29-2008, 10:58 PM
Thought I'd expand the thread started by Captain Scarf; In a fight between . . .

Which would be your dream fight? Pick, mix and choose from books, the movies, myths, living or dead, real life and whatnot. Also please motivate your choice. (and it's not all about muscle-power here)

I'd pick (without a doubt) my Grandmother v/s George W. Bush.

I'm sure she'd win, 'cause she had what he never did - natural authority.
:D

cray
05-29-2008, 11:12 PM
Tyler Durden vs. Cray


have you seen them both in the same room at the same time?

DWSTXS
05-30-2008, 12:38 AM
Pink Panther (Peter Sellers) vs. Basil Fawlty (John Cleese)

Writer???
05-30-2008, 02:17 AM
Hillary and Chelsea Clinton vs. Monica Lewinski and Paula Jones

The winner gets to arrange a meeting between Bill and Lorana Bobbit

Bmwhtly
05-30-2008, 02:42 PM
Mike Tyson vs Simon Cowell.

Just to see Simon Cowell get the snot beaten out of him. :)

cethklein
05-30-2008, 02:52 PM
Or his ear bitten off.

JimmyB27
05-30-2008, 02:58 PM
Paris Hilton vs The Terminator in a fight to the death.

cletus
05-30-2008, 03:05 PM
Paris Hilton vs The Terminator in a fight to the death.
With the Connor family barred from ringside. We don't want any screwy finishes.

JimmyB27
05-30-2008, 03:32 PM
With the Connor family barred from ringside. We don't want any screwy finishes.
If you're worried about that, we can replace the Terminator with a Predator, or Megatron, or Godzilla, or any other creature that's going to turn her into a scorched smudge on the ground.

KTC
05-30-2008, 03:33 PM
If you're worried about that, we can replace the Terminator with a Predator, or Megatron, or Godzilla, or any other creature that's going to turn her into a scorched smudge on the ground.

and her little dog too.

JimmyB27
05-30-2008, 03:53 PM
and her little dog too.
We'll bring in Cerberus for that fight.

cletus
05-30-2008, 03:57 PM
If you're worried about that, we can replace the Terminator with a Predator, or Megatron, or Godzilla, or any other creature that's going to turn her into a scorched smudge on the ground.
In that case, we might as well make it a tag-team with all of them vs Paris + Victoria Beckham + another useless celebrity that has to make it through the "Useless Celebrity Tournament of Death" to qualify.

EriRae
05-30-2008, 05:12 PM
Cerberus vs. D&D Tiamat

Bmwhtly
05-30-2008, 05:13 PM
How about a tagteam of Paris Hilton and Britney vs a tagteam of a Helicopter Gunship and a Challenger II?

Meerkat
05-30-2008, 06:17 PM
Bmwhtly vs. Toto from The Wizard of Oz, that familiar looking chihuahua from Taco Bell, a bunch of Sharon Osbourne's little dogs, and Eva Gabor's little fru-fru poodle from Green Acres.

I know Ben would win, but wouldn't it be funny to see him flailing around furiously with the whole pack hanging off his tweed jacket like burrs?

Okay, it's funny to just me then--be that way!

DWSTXS
05-30-2008, 11:46 PM
Condaleeza Rice vs. Rice-a-Roni

Adam Israel
05-31-2008, 12:12 AM
Haggis vs. Triumph the insult dog

http://www.battleaxe.net/~stone/triumph01.jpg

BenPanced
05-31-2008, 12:17 AM
Michael Bolton vs. Kenny G

Smiling Ted
05-31-2008, 01:08 AM
Paris Hilton vs. her own teacup doggie.
It's past time that pooch got some of her own back.

talps
05-31-2008, 01:10 AM
Michael Scott vs. Dwight Schrute

I know they threw down earlier this season, but I think they only scratched the surface of what could be one of the all-time great bouts! I think a steel cage rematch could draw millions!

DWSTXS
05-31-2008, 01:43 AM
Michael Scott vs. Dwight Schrute

I know they threw down earlier this season, but I think they only scratched the surface of what could be one of the all-time great bouts! I think a steel cage rematch could draw millions!

No. It should be Dwight Schrute vs. Radar O'Reilly