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Captain Scarf
05-29-2008, 12:39 PM
Who would win in a fight between:



Ingrid Bergman and Sophia Loren.


And why?

dpaterso
05-29-2008, 12:42 PM
Who would win in a fight between:



Ingrid Bergman and Sophia Loren.


And why?


Ingrid Bergman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000006/) died in 1982. My money's on Sophia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000047/).

-Derek

Captain Scarf
05-29-2008, 12:45 PM
I knew dear Ingrid was gone (more's the pity). But back in the day if they had got into a fight, who would have won?

dpaterso
05-29-2008, 12:51 PM
Yeah I know, just yankin' your chain. :)

Name 2 films (one for each actress) so I can get a better handle on this.

-Derek

cletus
05-29-2008, 01:09 PM
Ingrid Bergman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000006/) died in 1982. My money's on Sophia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000047/).

-Derek
My money's on Ingrid.

Never bet against a zombie.

Captain Scarf
05-29-2008, 05:37 PM
Ingrid Bergman was in Casablanca and Spellbound

Sophia Loren was in Boy on a Doplhin and The Pride and the Passion

Soccer Mom
05-29-2008, 05:40 PM
Sophia has always struck me as made of steel. My money is on her.

Bmwhtly
05-29-2008, 05:42 PM
500 Quatloos on the newcomer.

slcboston
05-29-2008, 06:06 PM
And why, of ALL the things I could be imagining the two of them doing - both in their prime, as you say - would I waste time imagining them *fighting*? :Wha:

:D

Captain Scarf
05-29-2008, 06:08 PM
Just for the hell of it. I wouldn't really want to see Ingrid's pretty pretty face with claw marks down it but it makes a change from wondering whether Spiderman could take on Batman

Bmwhtly
05-29-2008, 06:11 PM
wondering whether Spiderman could take on BatmanOf COURSE he could!
All he'd have to do is squirt webby stuff into Batman's face and beat the snot of out of him while he's blinded.

Kate Thornton
05-29-2008, 06:12 PM
They wouldn't fight - they'd join forces and kick someone else's ass...

Captain Scarf
05-29-2008, 06:17 PM
What if Spiderman insulted Batman's headgear (which is a bit pretentious, you have to admit)

cletus
05-29-2008, 06:19 PM
Of COURSE he could!
All he'd have to do is squirt webby stuff into Batman's face and beat the snot of out of him while he's blinded.
Not if Batman got the Raid out of his utility belt first.

Bmwhtly
05-29-2008, 06:22 PM
Not if Batman got the Raid out of his utility belt first.
I'm betting on spiderman being quicker.

cletus
05-29-2008, 06:31 PM
But Batman wouldn't just walk into a fight. Spiderman would have to send him cryptic jokes or riddles before Batman would show up. And when he did show up, he'd be prepared with anti-webbing cream on his mask.

Bmwhtly
05-29-2008, 06:33 PM
Perhaps.
But even then, Spiderman's got to be quicker, springier and nimbler than the Bat.
Although the Bat is almost certainly stronger.

...

Well, there's only one way to find out.


Wait, what's this thread about?

cletus
05-29-2008, 06:47 PM
Wait, what's this thread about?

Zombies

Gravity
05-29-2008, 07:18 PM
Sophia Loren was in Boy on a Doplhin and The Pride and the Passion

I remember her wet shirt in Boy on a Dolphin. I think I need to sit down now...

Danger Jane
05-29-2008, 07:29 PM
Bill Cosby

http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_11972455692032.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
05-29-2008, 08:19 PM
Perhaps.
But even then, Spiderman's got to be quicker, springier and nimbler than the Bat.
Although the Bat is almost certainly stronger.
Um. No. Batman is a normal human who's simply done some weight training and gymnastics. No superpowers whatsoever.

Spiderman is a human with advanced powers and strength because of the bite of a radiactive spider.

My money is on Spiderman in a straight up fight.

JoeEkaitis
05-29-2008, 09:47 PM
Though a soft-spoken gentleman, I'll bet Snagglepuss could tie knots in The Pink Panther's limbs.

Jcomp
05-29-2008, 11:05 PM
If Spider-Man meets Batman in an alley and a fight spontaneously erupts he'd make quick work of him.

But Batman's the comic book world's master strategist. He took out the entire JLA by mistake once, based on preparation alone. That's Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash, the whole gang. If he knew somehow had a heads up that Spider-Man was looking for him, he'd have something ready to squash Peter with by the time they met up.

Or he'd just offer Parker's perpetually broke self a cool million to walk off and "win" that way.

As for Ingrid vs. Sophia... I think Joan Crawford would beat them both.

Gravity
05-29-2008, 11:09 PM
With a wire hanger.