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quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:05 PM
Serving up smeggin' hawtness since 1:06 est by the 'Friends of Voyager' foundation, our fine establishment offers a respite from the ordinary. Located in lurvely downtown Sayulita just 32.467 miles from the Pacific Ocean Villa's parking garage, we offer a unique dining and gathering experience like no other. (That's what unique means, toolbox.) So come in, grab a table and have a burrito. They're filled with cream-cheesy goodness, after all. :)

rhymegirl
05-22-2008, 09:18 PM
Ooh, a cream cheese burrito.


Oh, by the way. Now that I've grabbed a table, what do I do with it?

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:23 PM
And you're in luck RG. Thursday is Polynesian Burrito day.

http://www.polynesia.com/images/Multi-media-public-images/Tahiti-Village-Activities/Tahiti-Dance.jpg

Enjoy. :)

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 09:23 PM
Can I get my bologna fried?

ETA: And can I get the dude up there ^ on the side?

Joycecwilliams
05-22-2008, 09:23 PM
Do you have low fat cream cheese????

Joycecwilliams
05-22-2008, 09:24 PM
He doesn't have to be low fat... he already is... :)


And you're in luck RG. Thursday is Polynesian Burrito day.

http://www.polynesia.com/images/Multi-media-public-images/Tahiti-Village-Activities/Tahiti-Dance.jpg

Enjoy. :)

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:25 PM
Can I get my bologna fried?

If that's the way you roll. :D


Do you have low fat cream cheese????

Blasphemy.

rhymegirl
05-22-2008, 09:25 PM
Does that Polynesian burrito come with nuts?

Seaclusion
05-22-2008, 09:26 PM
Ugh.....

Richard

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:26 PM
Does that Polynesian burrito come with nuts?

Yes, and they're conveniently packaged as well. :)

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 09:27 PM
And you're in luck RG. Thursday is Polynesian Burrito day.

http://www.polynesia.com/images/Multi-media-public-images/Tahiti-Village-Activities/Tahiti-Dance.jpg

Enjoy. :)

Quoting for posterior.

rhymegirl
05-22-2008, 09:28 PM
Yes, and they're conveniently packaged as well. :)

:roll::roll:

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 09:28 PM
Quoting for posterior.

Yes. I'd like to see his posterior.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:30 PM
Yes. I'd like to see his posterior.

There's a VIP room in the back. Remember to tip well. :D

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 09:31 PM
There's a VIP room in the back. Remember to tip well. :D

Will you rep me the password?

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:34 PM
Will you rep me the password?

Everyone's a VIP for the Grand Opening, hoo. Even you can get in. :)

*Removes velvet rope for hoo*

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 09:35 PM
*shakes her ass at the bouncer*

Thanks Quick!

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:36 PM
*shakes her ass at the bouncer*

That's payment enough. :)

rhymegirl
05-22-2008, 09:37 PM
What kinds of drinks can we get here?

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:41 PM
What kinds of drinks can we get here?

Our bartenders will be happy to make whatever you'd like. We're nothing if not accommodating. :)

http://blogs.timesunion.com/tablehopping/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/female-bartender.jpg

talps
05-22-2008, 09:43 PM
There's a VIP room in the back.

Dude, quit sending people back to my room.

I'm very, very busy back here.:D

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 09:44 PM
Our bartenders will be happy to make whatever you'd like. We're nothing if not accommodating. :)

http://blogs.timesunion.com/tablehopping/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/female-bartender.jpg

Hummina hummina.

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 09:45 PM
Dude, quit sending people back to my room.

I'm very, very busy back here.:D

Oh shut it. You're glued to the TV.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:45 PM
I'm very, very busy back here.:D

Put that away. You can play with it later. :)

rhymegirl
05-22-2008, 09:47 PM
My Polynesian burrito has a few hairs in it!

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:48 PM
My Polynesian burrito has a few hairs in it!

What's your point? :)

quickWit
05-22-2008, 09:58 PM
We've hit page 2. Free drinks for everyone!

http://www.wisebread.com/files/fruganomics/imagecache/blog_image_full/files/fruganomics/blog-images/free%20drinks.jpg

talps
05-22-2008, 10:05 PM
We've hit page 2. Free drinks for everyone!

And look! A Voyager sighting out in the parking lot!

http://www.familyminivan.com/includes/images/Plymouth_Voyager/PlymouthVoyagerReview.jpg

OK, so it's a Plymouth Voyager... But I think it's working!

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:06 PM
And look! A Voyager sighting out in the parking lot!

http://www.familyminivan.com/includes/images/Plymouth_Voyager/PlymouthVoyagerReview.jpg

OK, so it's a Plymouth Voyager... But I think it's working!

:roll:

I do that every time I see one of those!

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:11 PM
OK, so it's a Plymouth Voyager... But I think it's working!

Which is more than we can say for our Voyager.

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:15 PM
So Quick, are we all compiled?

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:15 PM
Oh good. The dancers are here.

http://www.hulaparties.com/images/645_YellowTgroup07.jpg

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:16 PM
So Quick, are we all compiled?

I was this morning, but I had a bran muffin and I feel much better now.

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:17 PM
The dancers appear confused. (just a blue ?)

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:20 PM
The dancers appear confused. (just a blue ?)

They aren't the only ones. WTF are you talking about? :)

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:21 PM
Oh there they are!

They weren't appearing before.

talps
05-22-2008, 10:24 PM
I see no dancers. And I was promised dancers!

This place BUH-LOWS!

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm pleased to provide the following calendar of events courtesy of our very own promotions maven Ms. Hoo:

Mon. Just Another Manic Monday - '80s related nonsense all day & night
Tues. Taco & Tequila Tuesday - BYO barf bag
Wed. Business Socks Wednesday - Mmmmmmmm. I know what you're thinkin' girl.
Thurs. That'll Put Hair On Your Chest Thursday - Not for the faint of heart
Fri. Fecking Fryday - All you can eat fried bologna & cream cheese burritos
Sat & Sun Weekend Wave Pool - Please pee before you enter

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:28 PM
Bellows? That's just squickie's mating call.

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:28 PM
I'm pleased to provide the following calendar of events courtesy of our very own promotions maven Ms. Hoo:

Mon. Just Another Manic Monday - '80s related nonsense all day & night
Tues. Taco & Tequila Tuesday - BYO barf bag
Wed. Business Socks Wednesday - Mmmmmmmm. I know what you're thinkin' girl.
Thurs. That'll Put Hair On Your Chest Thursday - Not for the faint of heart
Fri. Fecking Fryday - All you can eat fried bologna & cream cheese burritos
Sat & Sun Weekend Wave Pool - Please pee before you enter

Quick, you must take credit too! Oh, and you'll have to add that to your initial post so we can find it.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:29 PM
Bellows? That's just squickie's mating call.

Easy. It ain't Wednesday. What do you think I am, a sex machine?

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:30 PM
Right, right. Sorry.

So how do you explain the noise?

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:31 PM
Right, right. Sorry.

So how do you explain the noise?

Hello? Bran muffin + bologna & cream cheese burritos = "Noise". :)

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:33 PM
Hey talps, I think we should have some rockin' 80's bands for Manic Monday. Would you set it up? You should have just enough time between now and then to decide who you want. :)

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:40 PM
Hey talps, I think we should have some rockin' 80's bands for Manic Monday. Would you set it up? You should have just enough time between now and then to decide who you want. :)

You might need to give him till Monday afternoon.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:45 PM
You might need to give him till Monday afternoon.

In August. :)

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:49 PM
How long has it been since V's been away? Anyone know?

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 10:57 PM
Since approx May 1st.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 10:58 PM
Since approx May 1st.

*Sniff*

Seems like longer. :(

talps
05-22-2008, 11:01 PM
Shut it, kids!

I can make decisions, y'know.

First Monday's a no-brainer...
http://www.geocities.com/parrotboy8/fimages/bangles.jpg

This thread no longer BUH-LOWS.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:03 PM
Shut it, kids!

I can make decisions, y'know.

First Monday's a no-brainer...
http://www.geocities.com/parrotboy8/fimages/bangles.jpg

This thread no longer BUH-LOWS.

Beauty. Will they accept burritos as payment?

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 11:03 PM
Yay!

Janna's back, too, but I think she's a-lurkin'.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:05 PM
She's sneaky, that one.

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 11:05 PM
I have a hankering for some cream cheese. Quick?

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:05 PM
Fri. Fecking Fryday - All you can eat fried bologna & cream cheese burritos


Yes!

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:07 PM
I have a hankering for some cream cheese. Quick?

:Ssh:

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:08 PM
Janna's back, too, but I think she's a-lurkin'.

I was drooling over Polynesian dancers, actually, and babying my poor nose.

talps
05-22-2008, 11:09 PM
Beauty. Will they accept burritos as payment?

Their manager has actually offered us 250 burritos of varying flavors & sizes just to have the honor of gracing the cantina stage.

We just need to remove the poles for a night to give 'em room to move around.:D

I told 'em that'd be an extra 50 burritos.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:11 PM
I was drooling over Polynesian dancers, actually, and babying my poor nose.

You know what's really cool about this place? It's BYOD (bring your own dancahs). Feel free to cut and paste the entertainment of your choice. :D

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:13 PM
Their manager has actually offered us 250 burritos of varying flavors & sizes just to have the honor of gracing the cantina stage.

We just need to remove the poles for a night to give 'em room to move around.:D

I told 'em that'd be an extra 50 burritos.

Ehhhhhhxcellent. We'll have to remember to tell Candy and Mandy to work the floor that night.

http://www.topnews.in/files/pole-dancing1.jpg

talps
05-22-2008, 11:19 PM
Whoa. Gotta run, kids. Sudden lunch date!

Have a good one... and Q: GO CELTICS!

ETA: Ah... pics of my lunch dates... thanks!

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:20 PM
Later talps. GO CELTS!!!

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 11:20 PM
:Ssh:

Cream cheese, as in what's in the title of the thread. It's yet to make an appearance.

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:20 PM
You know what's really cool about this place? It's BYOD (bring your own dancahs). Feel free to cut and paste the entertainment of your choice. :D

That is most excellent news...

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r5/jannasdamom/chrisfarley.jpg

rhymegirl
05-22-2008, 11:21 PM
This thing is on page 3????

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 11:21 PM
Bye Talps!

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:21 PM
That is most excellent news...

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r5/jannasdamom/chrisfarley.jpg

Oh dear.

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 11:22 PM
I'll take the one on the left, circa 1988.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:23 PM
Cream cheese, as in what's in the title of the thread. It's yet to make an appearance.

http://www.kraftafh.com.au/images/products/Cheese/phillyCreamCheese2kg.jpg

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:24 PM
This thing is on page 3????

Yes RG. Welcome to page 3. :)

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:28 PM
Okay, okay. Here's the kind of dancer I like; one who also sings. Although, of course, I realize he's not dancing in this particular shot.

*dabs at drool with napkin*

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r5/jannasdamom/images398663_2usher2.jpg

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:42 PM
Is that that Michael Jackson I've heard so much about? :D

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:43 PM
I don't see a shimmery glove, do you?

DL Hegel
05-22-2008, 11:46 PM
Quick has crush on Michael's sister Latoya

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:48 PM
I don't see a shimmery glove, do you?

No, but the guy does have his hand on his crotch. I thought that trumped the glove. :D

dolores haze
05-22-2008, 11:49 PM
*wanders aimlessly through thread - calling Voyager's name over and over in reeeeeeely sad voice*

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:51 PM
I forget, quickie, how old you are. The guy's name is Usher. He's about my age, so 30ish, and he sings and dances and looks fine. His name is Usher.

:D

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:53 PM
*wanders aimlessly through thread - calling Voyager's name over and over in reeeeeeely sad voice*

Hooray! DH has joined us. :)

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:53 PM
I forget, quickie, how old you are. The guy's name is Usher. He's about my age, so 30ish, and he sings and dances and looks fine. His name is Usher.

:D

I know who he is Janna, and thank you for believing I'm even more out of it than I am. :)

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:55 PM
*wanders aimlessly through thread - calling Voyager's name over and over in reeeeeeely sad voice*

Sit down, have a burrito and STFU!

There. Now do you feel like V's here hawtness? :)

jannawrites
05-22-2008, 11:55 PM
I know who he is Janna, and thank you for believing I'm even more out of it than I am. :)

So I didn't have to post his name? Twice?

;)

Anything for you, buddy.

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 11:57 PM
Yeah, Yeah.

dolores haze
05-22-2008, 11:57 PM
Sit down, have a burrito and STFU!

There. Now do you feel like V's here hawtness? :)

Voy would never talk to me like that!

If you want to make me feel like she is around then you will have to leave me a plethora of really filthy reps. And even then...

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:57 PM
Anything for you, buddy.

You're the best. Have a fucking burrito. :)

melaniehoo
05-22-2008, 11:57 PM
Voy would never talk to me like that!

If you want to make me feel like she is around then you will have to leave me a plethora of really filthy reps. And even then...

Don't open yourself up to that, it's not worth the mental anguish.

quickWit
05-22-2008, 11:59 PM
Don't open yourself up to that, it's not worth the mental anguish.

Jealous. :)

dolores haze
05-23-2008, 12:03 AM
Don't open yourself up to that, it's not worth the mental anguish.

I am quite, quite depraved. Which explains why I'm missing the hell out of Voyager.

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 12:04 AM
I am quite, quite depraved. Which explains why I'm missing the hell out of Voyager.

Well maybe a quickie won't hurt you.
























:roll:

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:05 AM
Well maybe a quickie won't hurt you.
























:roll:

Good one hoo. :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 12:07 AM
I've been waiting to use that for FIVE months!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:09 AM
I've been waiting to use that for FIVE months!

And you finally pulled the trigger. Well done, hoo. :)

dolores haze
05-23-2008, 12:12 AM
Well maybe a quickie won't hurt you.


But it's not Wednesday!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:13 AM
But it's not Wednesday!

I've got 2 minutes open between 4:47 and 4:49. I can squeeze you in (literally) there. :D

rhymegirl
05-23-2008, 12:14 AM
I know who he is Janna, and thank you for believing I'm even more out of it than I am. :)

I know who he is, too, and I'm even older than quicky.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:16 AM
I know who he is, too, and I'm even older than quicky.

*GASP*

dolores haze
05-23-2008, 12:17 AM
I've got 2 minutes open between 4:47 and 4:49. I can squeeze you in (literally) there. :D

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Just let me dig out my ARC Bike-A-Thon Volunteer t-Shirt.

rhymegirl
05-23-2008, 12:18 AM
*GASP*

Ush up.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:25 AM
Hey! Look who stopped by! A couple of the Celtics Dancers!

http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2007/12/06/celts7.jpg

Thanks for coming by ladies! GO CELTICS!!!!

rhymegirl
05-23-2008, 12:28 AM
I want a refund on my hairy burrito.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:31 AM
I want a refund on my hairy burrito.

That's an awwwwwwfully dangerous statement. :)


ETA: *Ding*

http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/27/long-duk-dong.jpg

:D

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:35 AM
um, what is that girl sitting in the chair doing?

I think she's contemplating the demise of Western Civilization.

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 12:38 AM
um, what is that girl sitting in the chair doing?

Reading her lip gloss. Duh!


I keep missing all the good stuff! Damn fishing boats.

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 12:42 AM
I thought she was writing her dissertation on the African bee in spring.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:46 AM
*Comes out in business socks, checks watch*

rhymegirl
05-23-2008, 12:46 AM
That's an awwwwwwfully dangerous statement. :)

:D

My middle name is danger.

dolores haze
05-23-2008, 12:47 AM
She's probably shaving. Bodily hair IST VERBOTEN for cheer leaders.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:49 AM
*Checks watch, returns to office*

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 12:51 AM
LOL. Dolores, do you feel better?

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:52 AM
LOL. Dolores, do you feel better?

What a silly question. :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 12:53 AM
My bad.

I'm tired. I just carried two buckets of water up four flights of stairs.

dolores haze
05-23-2008, 12:54 AM
LOL. Dolores, do you feel better?

It was the 28th best thing to happen to me today. Just as I expected!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 12:57 AM
It was the best thing to happen to me today. Just as I expected!

Mmmmmmmmmm. :)

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 12:57 AM
*Comes out in business socks, checks watch*

:hooray:


*Checks watch, returns to office*


:e2bummed:

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 12:58 AM
*snicker*

quickWit
05-23-2008, 01:00 AM
Well kids, it's time for me to roll out. You all behave. Have a fine evening and I'll see you back here tomorrow.

Peace :)

Kitrianna
05-23-2008, 01:00 AM
Does that Polynesian burrito come with nuts?
Umm I think that there are already enough nuts around here to last through a blizzard :P.

dolores haze
05-23-2008, 01:00 AM
"...And they took turns at Quicky Becky - And there was two of them!"

Rep for whoever names the song.

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 01:01 AM
I have to go get ready for this evening. Quick,

THANK YOU!

for starting this thread.

Everyone else, it's been fun, as always. :D

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 01:04 AM
"...And they took turns at Quicky Becky - And there was two of them!"

Rep for whoever names the song.

:Shrug:

dolores haze
05-23-2008, 01:09 AM
"Coward of the County" by Kenny Rodgers.

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 01:12 AM
Aha! I'm glad you told me. I'd have never guessed.

ETA: I think it's time for me to sign off, as well. Duties call. Everyone have a swell night. :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:06 PM
It's Fecking Fryday!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 05:22 PM
Happy Fecking Fryday :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:28 PM
So what's in the fryer?

C.bronco
05-23-2008, 05:29 PM
Hey, this is a great spot, Squicky! I've always wanted to go to Sayulita for bologna. Mornin' Hoo!

Can I get a pedicure while enjoying my burrito?

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:31 PM
Of course!

I had a dream last night that Tiffany had a concert here in Mexico and I got her autograph. I'm blaming Quick for this.

C.bronco
05-23-2008, 05:32 PM
Oh great!
What was that hit she had in the 80's?

I think we're alone now!

C.bronco
05-23-2008, 05:33 PM
Are the Polynesian dancers coming back today, or is there going to be new entertainment?

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:33 PM
Yes. We were reciting the lyrics the other day, which is why I blame him. ;)

Do you want a french pedicure, or something tropical?

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:34 PM
Are the Polynesian dancers coming back today, or is there going to be new entertainment?

We can ALWAYS bring them back!

C.bronco
05-23-2008, 05:35 PM
Something tropical would be swell.

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:37 PM
I'd find a picture of feet but some people get squirlly about that.

Did you see that we have theme days for the Cantina?

quickWit
05-23-2008, 05:37 PM
Mornin' CB :) Pedicures are included in the price of your meal, whatever that may be. And hoo, I believe it's bologna in the fryers at the moment, but I'm sure our chef can make you whatever you'd like. :)

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/08/23_talbot_lgl.jpg

DAMN if we don't have some of the best looking people on the planet working here! :D

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:38 PM
Ahh, thanks. :D

quickWit
05-23-2008, 05:39 PM
You know, I think Tiffany would be a fine addition for our inaugural Manic Monday. We'll have to get talps on that.

C.bronco
05-23-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm off to paint the homestead. I hope the wind dies down and the temp rises! I'll stop by later with a roll of singles.
:D

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:43 PM
You know, I think Tiffany would be a fine addition for our inaugural Manic Monday. We'll have to get talps on that.

Funny you mention that. I forgot Monday is Memorial Day since we don't really celebrate it here. Looks like talpsy will get a pass on his first official Manic Monday.




Bye C. Happy painting!

rhymegirl
05-23-2008, 05:46 PM
Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijL5CFiqLg

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:47 PM
I forgot about that song!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 05:51 PM
It's like she was singing just to me. :D

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:51 PM
no comment.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 05:54 PM
no comment.

quoted for posterity

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 05:57 PM
Hey guess what? I think we're getting cable!!!

rhymegirl
05-23-2008, 05:59 PM
I forgot about that song!

I could have written that song after a break-up in 1984. I thought it said it perfectly. He gave me a single rose on our first date. I still think about him even to this day.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 06:00 PM
Woo Hoo! A life without cable simply isn't worth living. :)

When will your new found lease on life be available to you?

quickWit
05-23-2008, 06:00 PM
I could have written that song after a break-up in 1984. I thought it said it perfectly. He gave me a single rose on our first date. I still think about him even to this day.

Aww, it'll be OK RG. Have a burrito. :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:05 PM
Woo Hoo! A life without cable simply isn't worth living. :)

When will your new found lease on life be available to you?

I don't know. We're debating on a satellite vs. regular cable. We get more sports with a satellite, which makes both of us happy. Last night was the first time we talked about it so it'll probably be a few weeks, at least. I was bored out of my skull and said I miss tv.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 06:06 PM
Sports = Happy

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:11 PM
Eggsaktly.

rhymegirl
05-23-2008, 06:13 PM
Aww, it'll be OK RG. Have a burrito. :)

I'm still eating the one from yesterday.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 06:15 PM
I'm still eating the one from yesterday.

Wow. You're quite the baller (and I mean that in the most complimentary way. You know...gangsta-style.) :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:24 PM
I never got a burrito yesterday. Can I get rice with the cream cheese and bologna?

quickWit
05-23-2008, 06:30 PM
I never got a burrito yesterday. Can I get rice with the cream cheese and bologna?

Of course! In fact, I'm making a new rule. *Ahem* While I may have started this thread, I claim no ownership or control over it's content or direction. It's all of ours. So, help yourselves...get whatever you want, bring whatever you want, do & say whatever you want (in deference to the mods, of course).

If it were mine, I'd say 'Mi Casa, su casa!'. But it's not mine, so I'll just say 'Su casa!'

Go nuts. :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:42 PM
Of course! In fact, I'm making a new rule. *Ahem* While I may have started this thread, I claim no ownership or control over it's content or direction. It's all of ours. So, help yourselves...get whatever you want, bring whatever you want, do & say whatever you want (in deference to the mods, of course).

If it were mine, I'd say 'Mi Casa, su casa!'. But it's not mine, so I'll just say 'Su casa!'

Go nuts. :)

:Hug2:

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:43 PM
Wait. Does that mean we have to cook for ourselves?

quickWit
05-23-2008, 06:44 PM
Wait. Does that mean we have to cook for ourselves?

Sure, but why would you want to when we've got chefs''s's?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51645zgLqbL._SS500_.jpg

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:52 PM
Ooh, I like chef's"s's.

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:56 PM
I have to run for a little bit. I'll be back in an hour or so. :D

quickWit
05-23-2008, 06:56 PM
OK Hooey. See ya later. :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 06:56 PM
I haven't actually gone into a store yet, but thanks for asking because I can add that to my errands!

See ya!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 07:20 PM
I haven't actually gone into a store yet, but thanks for asking because I can add that to my errands!

See ya!

I'll have the chef fry some peanutbutter cups in preparation for your return.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/1559281655_99e9d690b9.jpg?v=0

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 07:41 PM
I'll have the chef fry some peanutbutter cups in preparation for your return.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/1559281655_99e9d690b9.jpg?v=0

Oh my sweet holy goodness, that looks decadent. Have you actually had one?

quickWit
05-23-2008, 07:43 PM
Oh my sweet holy goodness, that looks decadent. Have you actually had one?

Mornin' ms. Janna :)

Sadly, no. I just know that Hoo loves PB cups, and it is Fecking Fryday, after all. How are ya?

talps
05-23-2008, 07:45 PM
You know, I think Tiffany would be a fine addition for our inaugural Manic Monday. We'll have to get talps on that.

Sorry, man... After that unfortunate episode in the mall bathroom back in '89, I swore I'd never get on Tiffany again.

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 07:47 PM
Mornin' ms. Janna :)

Sadly, no. I just know that Hoo loves PB cups, and it is Fecking Fryday, after all. How are ya?

Cheesy. I mean, peachy. :) Another weekend? Can't hardly believe it.

Hi, talpsy!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 07:47 PM
Sorry, man... After that unfortunate episode in the mall bathroom back in '89, I swore I'd never get on Tiffany again.

It's OK talps. I hear it happens to most men at one time or another. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

*snicker*

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 08:00 PM
I'll have the chef fry some peanutbutter cups in preparation for your return.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/1559281655_99e9d690b9.jpg?v=0

mmmmmsnarflemmmmmm

talps
05-23-2008, 08:04 PM
It's OK talps. I hear it happens to most men at one time or another. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

*snicker*

Douc...

Nah. Let's keep this thread clean & let V do the honors with that one.

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 08:05 PM
Anybody know when to expect our little V?

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 08:06 PM
I fired up the bat signal last week but haven't heard anything from her. I assume they're knee deep in sand and margaritas. :D

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 08:09 PM
lol!

I hope all is going well for them.

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 08:11 PM
I have BAD NEWS. The man at the store told me they don't make an adapter for what I need to make my AS work. I'm going to look online but this is not good!

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 08:13 PM
Holy cow. That really stinks. Make sure you look on eBay, just in case.

quickWit
05-23-2008, 08:13 PM
I have BAD NEWS. The man at the store told me they don't make an adapter for what I need to make my AS work. I'm going to look online but this is not good!

How can there not be an adapter?

ETA: I'm stepping out for an hour or so. See you all in a bit. :)

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 08:24 PM
How can there not be an adapter?

ETA: I'm stepping out for an hour or so. See you all in a bit. :)

He seemed like he knew what he was talking about but I'm going to dig around online. I'll apologize in advance if any dirt hits you.

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 08:26 PM
You'll find somethin', hoo. Did you have success on your errands? You're back quick.

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 08:27 PM
Yes, I paid both bills in record time!

jannawrites
05-23-2008, 08:31 PM
Yay! I'm so glad there wasn't any trouble.

I'm gonna take the girls to the park; hopefully yesterday's rains didn't muck it up too much. You think grilled cheese works okay for a picnic?

I'll try to check in later. You guys have a safe and fun weekend!

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 08:40 PM
I'm going to attempt to step away from the AW too. Have a great afternoon!

choppersmom
05-23-2008, 08:59 PM
Oh, so this is where everyone is hiding today!

quickWit
05-23-2008, 09:50 PM
Oh, so this is where everyone is hiding today!

Indeed it is! Welcome to the Cantina CM. :)

talps
05-23-2008, 10:11 PM
Delivery truck just showed up...
http://www.altmeat.com/pics/400/oscar_meyer_bologna.jpg

quickWit
05-23-2008, 10:14 PM
Oooo, that's the good stuff. :)

talps
05-23-2008, 10:23 PM
Only prime cut for Fekkin' Friday!

I've already started teh cookin'!

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2007/170/20/1182302927-04071_full.jpg

talps
05-23-2008, 10:26 PM
And I took the liberty of hiring new talent help. She showed up to apply all resplendent in her retro outfit, so I was putty in her hands.

http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/em9389.jpg

quickWit
05-23-2008, 10:28 PM
http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/em9389.jpg

Nice piping. :)

talps
05-23-2008, 10:48 PM
And complimentary cheap keg swill served in frat house plastic cups - what says "FRIDAY" better than that?

melaniehoo
05-23-2008, 11:44 PM
Only prime cut for Fekkin' Friday!

I've already started teh cookin'!

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2007/170/20/1182302927-04071_full.jpg

You rawk. :D

quickWit
05-23-2008, 11:55 PM
Just enough time for a few deep-fried oreos before starting the weekend. :)

http://www.starling-travel.com/wp-content/P1050028.jpg

DL Hegel
05-24-2008, 12:03 AM
Did someone say oreos?
Just enough time for a few deep-fried oreos before starting the weekend. :)

http://www.starling-travel.com/wp-content/P1050028.jpg

quickWit
05-24-2008, 12:05 AM
Mmmmmmmmmm, oreos's's. If you listen closely you can hear my arteries hardening with each bite. :)

quickWit
05-24-2008, 12:13 AM
I'm taking off. Everyone have a safe holiday weekend. See ya next week.

Peace :)

melaniehoo
05-24-2008, 12:15 AM
My thighs just exploded (from the oreos).

Have a great weekend Quick!

melaniehoo
05-24-2008, 02:02 AM
I'm out for the night. Take care & be safe everyone. :D

jannawrites
05-25-2008, 04:22 AM
*sigh*

A burritah sounds really good right about now...

paprikapink
05-25-2008, 06:00 AM
**enters stage left, in a listless, purposeless, wandering fashion. what a sad expression she wears! calls out feebly, but still somehow determinedly:
Voyager! Voyager? Chef Boy-ar-ger??? Where are you???
exits stage left.**

melaniehoo
05-25-2008, 09:48 PM
It's the Weekend Wave Pool, right? I can't go in the water where I live so I'll stick to these chlorinated waters.

melaniehoo
05-25-2008, 10:12 PM
Wow! The waves are great!

*splashes at the air since no one else is here to play*

quickWit
05-27-2008, 05:42 PM
Ahh, there's nothing like beating the rush for a burrito in the morning. :)

http://fastfood.freedomblogging.com/files/2007/09/cabo-shrimp-burrito.jpg

rhymegirl
05-27-2008, 05:45 PM
What's with this new thread? Is it taking the place of the Biscuiteers? Are the Biscuiteers anything like the Mouseketeers?

quickWit
05-27-2008, 05:49 PM
What's with this new thread? Is it taking the place of the Biscuiteers? Are the Biscuiteers anything like the Mouseketeers?

Can't a fella have a burrito in the morning without having to explain himself? Honestly, RG...stop trying to start trouble. :)

rhymegirl
05-27-2008, 05:51 PM
Can't a fella have a burrito in the morning without having to explain himself? Honestly, RG...stop trying to start trouble. :)

BUT I LIKE STARTING TROUBLE!!!!

:) :) :) :D

quickWit
05-27-2008, 06:13 PM
BUT I LIKE STARTING TROUBLE!!!!

:) :) :) :D

That's what I like most about you. :)

Joycecwilliams
05-27-2008, 06:21 PM
Okay QW you like to cause trouble. I'm just saying... you're a trouble maker... :)

quickWit
05-27-2008, 06:26 PM
Okay QW you like to cause trouble. I'm just saying... you're a trouble maker... :)

Am not. :)

dolores haze
05-27-2008, 06:43 PM
Are too!

quickWit
05-27-2008, 06:44 PM
Are too!

Have a burrito and STFU :D

dolores haze
05-27-2008, 06:50 PM
Does the truth hurt, little bunny wabbit?

rhymegirl
05-27-2008, 06:54 PM
So, people who post on this thread are what? Burritos? Cantinas? CreamCheesits?

quickWit
05-27-2008, 06:54 PM
Does the truth hurt, little bunny wabbit?

yes. :(

C.bronco
05-27-2008, 06:56 PM
Even Biscuiteers need a vacation home in Sayulita, with bologna and cream cheese burritos, and Polynesian male dancers.

What's today's theme? :D

quickWit
05-27-2008, 06:57 PM
So, people who post on this thread are what? Burritos? Cantinas? CreamCheesits?

I gots no idear.

rhymegirl
05-27-2008, 07:01 PM
I like CreamCheesits. I am a Creamcheesit.

quickWit
05-27-2008, 07:04 PM
Even Biscuiteers need a vacation home in Sayulita, with bologna and cream cheese burritos, and Polynesian male dancers.

What's today's theme? :D

Today's theme is Taco & Tequila Tuesday. Line 'em up!

http://www.statesmanblogs.com/userphotos/CommunityMatters/tequila%20shots.jpg

quickWit
05-27-2008, 07:05 PM
I am a Creamcheesit.

You don't really need to declare that. I think we all suspected it anyway. :)

dolores haze
05-27-2008, 07:07 PM
Today's theme is Taco & Tequila Tuesday. Line 'em up!

http://www.statesmanblogs.com/userphotos/CommunityMatters/tequila%20shots.jpg


Perfect! You know what I've been noticing? Every time someone wants to rep me when I haven't been posting much, they go directly to the drunk thread and rep me from there. Methinks I have a bad reputation!

quickWit
05-27-2008, 07:08 PM
Perfect! You know what I've been noticing? Every time someone wants to rep me when I haven't been posting much, they go directly to the drunk thread and rep me from there. Methinks I have a bad reputation!

People rep you?

C.bronco
05-27-2008, 07:09 PM
[quote=quickWit;2389970]Today's theme is Taco & Tequila Tuesday. Line 'em up!]
Great!

http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/binary/84b0/_taco-boy2.jpg

rhymegirl
05-27-2008, 07:10 PM
Ooooooooooh, tacos and tequilas.

Yummy.

But what about my diet? You're gonna sabotage it.

talps
05-27-2008, 07:11 PM
So wait - I missed the Cantina's very first 80's Manic Music Monday?

Crap. I'd say I oughtta be demoted, but this place is pretty much the AW basement already, so where would I go?

*cues up The Clash: Straight To Hell*

quickWit
05-27-2008, 07:12 PM
But what about my diet? You're gonna sabotage it.

Nonsense. Fill up on tequila. Have half a taco. Problem solved.

Joycecwilliams
05-27-2008, 07:32 PM
I gots no idear.


This is NOT a News Flash... just saying.:)

quickWit
05-27-2008, 07:33 PM
This is NOT a News Flash... just saying.:)

*Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

Huh?

Joycecwilliams
05-27-2008, 07:33 PM
I like CreamCheesits. I am a Creamcheesit.

This gets my vote too.

Salem
05-27-2008, 07:41 PM
What's going on around here?? Are we done being biscuiteers? Are biscuits out of fashion? Someone serve me a burrito!

quickWit
05-27-2008, 07:49 PM
What's going on around here?? Are we done being biscuiteers? Are biscuits out of fashion? Someone serve me a burrito!

Hey Salem! You can be a biscuit and still come to the Cantina. The two are not mutually exclusive. :)

Have a burrito and a smile.

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/su/06/02/salmon-burrito-su-1147516-l.jpg

Sarita
05-27-2008, 07:51 PM
Do I have to eat? I'm not eating these days, but I need a coffee. Got any decent coffee? Like say, a nonfat grande latte with an extra shot? :)

Shut up, Splat. That's how I drink it!

talps
05-27-2008, 07:51 PM
Can robots eat bologna burritos? I worry it damages their undercarriage.

talps
05-27-2008, 07:52 PM
Do I have to eat? I'm not eating these days, but I need a coffee. Got any decent coffee? Like say, a nonfat grande latte with an extra shot? :)

Shut up, Splat. That's how I drink it!

girly girl.

Sarita
05-27-2008, 07:55 PM
girly girl.
Pffft! Right!

So, got any coffee? Seriously?

dolores haze
05-27-2008, 07:55 PM
What's going on around here?? Are we done being biscuiteers? Are biscuits out of fashion? Someone serve me a burrito!

Call me a pig, but I can eat biscuits AND burritos. (OINK, OINK!)

Salem
05-27-2008, 07:56 PM
Can robots eat bologna burritos? I worry it damages their undercarriage.

Problem solved! Pass the chips and salsa!

talps
05-27-2008, 07:57 PM
Pffft! Right!

So, got any coffee? Seriously?

Your'e insufferable...

http://k53.pbase.com/u17/cliff0108/upload/39242354.GrandeLattenet.jpg

Salem
05-27-2008, 07:58 PM
From where I'm sitting it looks like talpsy just served Sara a little red x in a white box. Not very tasty....

quickWit
05-27-2008, 07:59 PM
Your'e insufferable...

http://k53.pbase.com/u17/cliff0108/upload/39242354.GrandeLattenet.jpg

Amateur.

http://2lazydogs.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/latte.jpg

Sarita
05-27-2008, 08:00 PM
*sigh* This is the life. Two burrito boys serving me lattes :)

talps
05-27-2008, 08:03 PM
Dude. She said "Extra shot." Look at the pale color of yours's's next to the rich depth of mine.

You're all form and no function. It's very Fabio of you, but the woman needs caffeine!


Amateur.

http://2lazydogs.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/latte.jpg

Salem
05-27-2008, 08:04 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

dolores haze
05-27-2008, 08:06 PM
Duelling barristas at dawn! Choose your weapons, gentleman!

melaniehoo
05-27-2008, 08:08 PM
Do I have to eat? I'm not eating these days, but I need a coffee. Got any decent coffee? Like say, a nonfat grande latte with an extra shot? :)

Shut up, Splat. That's how I drink it!

It IS Taco & Tequila Tuesday, so you don't need to eat. :D

quickWit
05-27-2008, 08:08 PM
Dude. She said "Extra shot." Look at the pale color of yours's's next to the rich depth of mine.

You're all form and no function. It's very Fabio of you, but the woman needs caffeine!

You're so right. That red X looks really delicious.

idiot. :D

Sarita
05-27-2008, 08:10 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm not having a Yankee's fan fighting a Red Sox fan over my morning coffee. Over the 2004 match up? Sure, but coffee? :)

Gimme a burrito. Hold the bologna.

dolores haze
05-27-2008, 08:11 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm not having a Yankee's fan fighting a Red Sox fan over my morning coffee. Over the 2004 match up? Sure, but coffee? :)



Spoilsport! I was looking foward to a little blood and a little wager.

quickWit
05-27-2008, 08:11 PM
Hold the bologna.

:Ssh:

Sarita
05-27-2008, 08:12 PM
:D

talps
05-27-2008, 08:12 PM
So wait - you're tellin' me no one can see the latte image? 'Cause I can, dammit - and it looks excellent!

jannawrites
05-27-2008, 08:12 PM
:popcorn:

dolores haze
05-27-2008, 08:13 PM
So wait - you're tellin' me no one can see the latte image? 'Cause I can, dammit - and it looks excellent!

Wot you been huffin', boy?

Sarita
05-27-2008, 08:14 PM
So wait - you're tellin' me no one can see the latte image? 'Cause I can, dammit - and it looks excellent!
Nope. You're hallucinating again.

quickWit
05-27-2008, 08:14 PM
So wait - you're tellin' me no one can see the latte image? 'Cause I can, dammit - and it looks excellent!

No, I'm telling you you're' an idiot. And no one can see your'e latte image. :)