Help! The Sponge Bob song is stuck in my Brain!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (for all those who dont know the words). Just think about something else like Its a small world after all.

yer pal Brian
 

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I love you... You love me... We're best friend like friends should be, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you...
That was the song of the day back when my son was that age. Barney even came to his 3rd birthday party and sang the song himself.
Hope that helps.
 

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"Outta My Head" by Ashlee Simpson is a cure-all for all songs stuck in the brain. Unfortunately it worms its little tentacles around your synapses so tight you can't get rid of it for days after!
 

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Hmm. Spngebob is required viewing round here on a Saturday morning. Breakfast in bed with the children, and an hour of Spongebob. No wonder I'm always crabby by Saturday lunchtime.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense is something you wish,
(SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!)
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
SPONGEBOB SQUARE--PANTS!
(do doodle-do-do-do-do-do-DOO!)

I thank you.
 

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Help! The Sponge Bob song is stuck in my Brain!
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you have to kill yourself. Right now.

Spongebob is the root of all evil. I cast protective mystical circles around my house to ward off Spongebob. I'm also willing to kick in my television if he infiltrates. I'm not sure there's a more repulsive entity than Spongebob Squarepnts.
 

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Well this should help...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny Ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan, the Skipper too, a Millionaire and his wife,
A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So this is the tale of our castways,
they're here for a long, long time
they'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his Skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in their tropic island nest.
No phone, no light no motor car,
not a single luxury,
like Robinson Crusoe, it's primative as can be.
So join us here each week my freinds,
you're sure to get a smile,
from seven stranded castways,
here on "Gilligan's Isle."
 

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I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you have to kill yourself. Right now.

Spongebob is the root of all evil. I cast protective mystical circles around my house to ward off Spongebob. I'm also willing to kick in my television if he infiltrates. I'm not sure there's a more repulsive entity than Spongebob Squarepnts.




Blasphemy!

*says the middle aged woman in her SpongeBob pajamas*
 

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Thank God I don't have cable yet.

I like Spongebob as much as the next kid, but dear God if I had to watch another episode so soon I think I might have had to punch someone.
 

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And the joy of it is, I get to go to my kids show tonight and watch as my bright eyed firecracker kindergarter sings it with great glee and gusto...and she LOVES the shirt I made her...so I'll be seeing Sponge Bob a lot this summer, I am sure.

Though my son tried to cure it by singing the FUN song by Plankton.
 

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Ah, the FUN song.

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium bombs!
N is for no survivors, when you-
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is
all about! Now, do it like this!
F is for friends who do stuff-
Never! That's completely idiotic!
Here, let me help you!
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
I don't understand this. I'm feeling all tingly inside! Should we stop?
No, that's how you're supposed to feel!
Well I like it! Let's do it again!
OK!
F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukulele!
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
here with my best buddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha
ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
 

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This is the song that never ends,
It goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because,
This is the song that never ends,
It goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because. . .

Stop me! Please! My son is 20. He's been singing it for FIFTEEN YEARS!

Sometimes he alternates with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. He likes to see me twitch.
 

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Would you rather have ....you ready for this?.....lol

It's a small world after all....

It's a small world after allllllll....

It's a small world after all, it's a small, small world.

Bet I made your day. :D
 

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How about:

This is the song
La la la la
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.

La la la
La la la la, la
La la la
La la la la, la

He loves to sing,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.
La la la la,
La la la la,
Elmo's song.

He wrote the music.
He wrote the words.
That's Elmo's song.


or

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out
The people always shout,
"There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too... (repeat ad nauseum)
 

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Well this should help...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny Ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan, the Skipper too, a Millionaire and his wife,
A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So this is the tale of our castways,
they're here for a long, long time
they'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his Skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in their tropic island nest.
No phone, no light no motor car,
not a single luxury,
like Robinson Crusoe, it's primative as can be.
So join us here each week my freinds,
you're sure to get a smile,
from seven stranded castways,
here on "Gilligan's Isle."


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...