Ordinarily I like bumper stickers. They're often funny, or tell you a little about the person who owns the car, sometimes both.
But in running errands the last couple of days, I've seen so many that annoy me! What's up with bumper stickers that
Maryn, thinking about all the minor body damage her car already has, and thinking Approach ramming speed far too often
But in running errands the last couple of days, I've seen so many that annoy me! What's up with bumper stickers that
- are obscene. Hey, schools are teaching phonics, and first graders can sound that out, dimwit.
- have words printed so small you can only read them in you're on foot, passing the car when it's parked.
- are entire freakin' novels, four or five lines of text, each five to seven words. I'm supposed to read this going 50? It was the best of times, it was the worst of times is not bumper sticker reading.
- exist only to insult other drivers. If you don't like the way I drive, [fill in the blank with two or three words, bonus points for bathroom functions].
Maryn, thinking about all the minor body damage her car already has, and thinking Approach ramming speed far too often