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Bartholomew
05-15-2008, 09:53 PM
I don't, personally. I think it's a myth. Otherwise all those other freak'n belief threads would be there.

Maryn
05-15-2008, 10:23 PM
No, I'm a complete atheist.

James81
05-15-2008, 10:25 PM
No, I'm a complete atheist.

No witty sign off post?

You must mean absolute business with this post. :tongue

mscelina
05-15-2008, 10:25 PM
Nope. I believe in ham.

*scratches head*

wait a second...haven't I already said that today???? deja vu....geesch.

auntybug
05-15-2008, 10:37 PM
I'm pretty sure it's a myth. Don't even start me on the "Water Cooler" everyone talks about..... Now if you find the bathrooms, could you let me know. I've been holding it for a year!

xiph
05-15-2008, 11:03 PM
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Cranky
05-15-2008, 11:09 PM
I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United Threads of Office Party
And to the intrawebz
For which it stands
One forum
Under Ceiling Cat
Indivisible
With popcorn and ported posts for all!

Joycecwilliams
05-15-2008, 11:11 PM
I have faith that there is an Office Party.

CDarklock
05-15-2008, 11:12 PM
I believe that children are our future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way.

Mela
05-16-2008, 12:49 AM
yeah, where is that water cooler? That's why I joined.

Williebee
05-16-2008, 12:55 AM
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. And all at the same Office Party.

C.bronco
05-16-2008, 01:00 AM
I believe that there is ham in the Office Party. Amen.

nerds
05-16-2008, 01:04 AM
I believe in Office Party. That does not, however, mean that it actually exists.

Maryn
05-16-2008, 01:34 AM
You people call this partying? Why, in my day, we used to... (mumble-mumble, abrupt falling asleep)

Maryn, getting on in years

brokenfingers
05-16-2008, 01:47 AM
Office Party is a myth.

God, don't you people read snopes?!

reigningcatsndogs
05-16-2008, 03:00 AM
I'm pretty sure it's a myth. Don't even start me on the "Water Cooler" everyone talks about..... Now if you find the bathrooms, could you let me know. I've been holding it for a year!

Did you try the Room of Requirement?

Komnena
05-16-2008, 03:40 AM
Is Office Party that undiscovered bourn from which no traveler returns?

Jersey Chick
05-16-2008, 04:06 AM
I don't believe in Beatles, I only believe in me.

:D

KTC
05-16-2008, 04:08 AM
I believe in Crystal Light and I believe in me.


Kevin, who is not actually here.

Sarita
05-16-2008, 04:08 AM
Do you believe in Office Party? Didn't you get the memo? We cancelled due to deadlines.

Yeshanu
05-16-2008, 04:12 AM
One forum
Under Ceiling Cat
Indivisible
With popcorn and ported posts for all!

Amen!

Devil Ledbetter
05-16-2008, 04:42 AM
If Office Party were real, my post count would go up. Waaaaay up.

It's obviously a figment of my deranged imagination.

Silver King
05-16-2008, 05:04 AM
If Office Party were real, my post count would go up. Waaaaay up...
We ought to storm the ramparts and declare our voices be counted! Right now, damn it!

On the other hand, some of us might be surprised by the sudden spike in our post numbers if certain forums "counted." By now, I'd be trailing Ray by very little, and believe me, I'd rather not follow him too closely when he's been eating those canned beans...