Terminal Wiseacres UNIITE!!!

Humor. How gauche.

I'm as serious as a bloody boil in the ass.

Democracy is for the nincompoops.

I opted for "Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?" on the grounds that I watched a Diff'rent Strokes marathon the other day.

I find a rapier wit keeps one young and alive, not to mention your whites whiter and colors more colorful .

I've always wanted to see Haggis nekkid.

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I find that a touch of humor can help keep the peasants in line.

Haggis said:

I've always wanted to see Haggis nekkid.

Wait....

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Self-love is a wonderful thing. Just keep your hands to yourself.

robeiae said:

I find that a touch of humor can help keep the peasants in line.

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Funny. I thought that was just you hitting on William again. Hmmm.

*takes notes*

Cranky said:

Funny. I thought that was just you hitting on William again. Hmmm.

*takes notes*

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Quiet, plebe.

robeiae said:

Quiet, plebe.

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There's really no good comeback for that one.

At least not until I've finished this here margarita. Just you wait.

Try not to drool so much on the straw.

*covers self with blanket*

How'd you know I'm drinking it with a straw?! Remote viewing?

Creepy.

I take umbrage with this entire thread. I'm outraged on any number of levels that you actually have the effrontery to ask me a question of this nature, let alone post a poll. A POLL? How insulting is that? This community as a whole suffers when people like YOU are allowed to get away with such nonsense.

I've been told I'm not so much as a wiseacre as I am the entire farm....

C.bronco said:

Yes. I get away with it all! HAHAHAHA! But I will still get up and serve biscuits in the morning.

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Mmmm...Biscuits...With butter, C? And honey?? Huh? Please???

Cranky said:

*covers self with blanket*

How'd you know I'm drinking it with a straw?! Remote viewing?

Creepy.

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I've had you pegged as a sucker for some time, now...