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C.bronco
05-13-2008, 04:47 AM
This may be all inclusive, but I reckon there are a few truly serious folk among us. I'm not one of them! :D


Hold for senseless, yet innocuous poll...

Rolling Thunder
05-13-2008, 04:49 AM
Humor. How gauche.

maestrowork
05-13-2008, 04:51 AM
I'm as serious as a bloody boil in the ass.

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 04:52 AM
But you didn't vote. Submit to the democratic process, or I'll get Jaycinth in here!

maestrowork
05-13-2008, 04:54 AM
Democracy is for the nincompoops.

Cthulhu
05-13-2008, 04:56 AM
I opted for "Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?" on the grounds that I watched a Diff'rent Strokes marathon the other day.

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 04:57 AM
EXCELLENT! Bring on Neil Diamond!

soleary
05-13-2008, 05:02 AM
I find a rapier wit keeps one young and alive, not to mention your whites whiter and colors more colorful :).

Haggis
05-13-2008, 05:10 AM
I've always wanted to see Haggis nekkid.

Wait....

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 05:11 AM
I await the results eagerly!
In the meantime, I shall find a better paying job. I will check back in later.

robeiae
05-13-2008, 05:14 AM
I find that a touch of humor can help keep the peasants in line.

maestrowork
05-13-2008, 05:14 AM
I've always wanted to see Haggis nekkid.

Wait....

Self-love is a wonderful thing. Just keep your hands to yourself.

Cranky
05-13-2008, 05:23 AM
I find that a touch of humor can help keep the peasants in line.

Funny. I thought that was just you hitting on William again. Hmmm.

*takes notes*

robeiae
05-13-2008, 05:27 AM
Funny. I thought that was just you hitting on William again. Hmmm.

*takes notes*
Quiet, plebe.

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 05:27 AM
Because I can't seem to win the lottery, I'll need as much encouragement for unnecessary antics as possible. Please send pictures of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Thank you.

Cranky
05-13-2008, 05:28 AM
Quiet, plebe.

There's really no good comeback for that one.

At least not until I've finished this here margarita. Just you wait.

robeiae
05-13-2008, 05:29 AM
Try not to drool so much on the straw.

Cranky
05-13-2008, 05:30 AM
*covers self with blanket*

How'd you know I'm drinking it with a straw?! Remote viewing?

Creepy.

choppersmom
05-13-2008, 05:32 AM
I take umbrage with this entire thread. I'm outraged on any number of levels that you actually have the effrontery to ask me a question of this nature, let alone post a poll. A POLL? How insulting is that? This community as a whole suffers when people like YOU are allowed to get away with such nonsense.

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 05:35 AM
Yes. I get away with it all! HAHAHAHA! But I will still get up and serve biscuits in the morning.

slcboston
05-13-2008, 05:48 AM
I've been told I'm not so much as a wiseacre as I am the entire farm.... :)

choppersmom
05-13-2008, 05:50 AM
Yes. I get away with it all! HAHAHAHA! But I will still get up and serve biscuits in the morning.

Mmmm...Biscuits...With butter, C? And honey?? Huh? Please???

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 05:52 AM
I shall do my best. I don't know how early I will be able to accomplish the buffet, as I will be torturingstudents with chemistry, but, as I said, I shall do my best.

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 06:01 AM
Interesting. So far the majority wants pictures of Haggis.


If only there weren't that court order...

robeiae
05-13-2008, 06:03 AM
*covers self with blanket*

How'd you know I'm drinking it with a straw?! Remote viewing?

Creepy.
I've had you pegged as a sucker for some time, now...

Cranky
05-13-2008, 06:05 AM
Ouch. That hurt.

I will bathe my wounds with alcohol...

*slinks from thread*

robeiae
05-13-2008, 06:06 AM
Ouch. That hurt.

Yes, but it likely amused the masses.

Cranky
05-13-2008, 06:08 AM
Ah, I see. You're playing the "they support me in reps and pm's" card.

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 06:11 AM
Group Hug. NOW! DO IT! DO IT!
http://www.jkemppainen.com/up/Owen%20Starsky%20&%20Hutch%20Signature%20Do%20It.jpg

robeiae
05-13-2008, 06:12 AM
Ah, I see. You're playing the "they support me in reps and pm's" card.
How would getting PMS support me?

Cranky
05-13-2008, 06:13 AM
How would getting PMS support me?

I dunno...chocolate? That's my answer, Alex.

quickWit
05-13-2008, 07:06 AM
I was told there would be no multiple choice.

Gravity
05-13-2008, 09:17 AM
Quiet, jackanapes...I'm about to come up with a smashing bon mot.

Susie
05-13-2008, 10:57 AM
I definitely want to see nakid pics of our super hero Haggis! :)

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 04:07 PM
Indeed! I see where this poll is going. I should have known better!
:D

HeronW
05-13-2008, 04:36 PM
*pulls out old epilady hair-puller thingumbob*
Oh Haggims!

Haggis
05-13-2008, 04:44 PM
*pulls out old epilady hair-puller thingumbob*
Oh Haggims!

Watch it, bird-lady. :e2teeth:

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 04:46 PM
P.S.A.:
This thread should read "Terminal Wiseacres UNITE!!!"
It's my secretary's fault.

Haggis
05-13-2008, 04:52 PM
P.S.A.:
This thread should read "Terminal Wiseacres UNITE!!!"
It's my secretary's fault.

I was thinking "Terminal Wiseacres UNTIE!!!" might have been better.

cletus
05-13-2008, 04:56 PM
Please send pictures of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Thank you.

Don't have any of Dale Jr, but I do have some pics of Dick Trickle.

BenPanced
05-13-2008, 05:00 PM
BBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!

NeuroFizz
05-13-2008, 05:09 PM
Wiseacre poetry (for BenPanced)


Terminal thermal emission
steeped and seeped
through the reed
of a multi-note wind
instrument, tightened
frightened of what is to
come, to hum, oh the
molecules now within
your nares were once
somewhere deep beyond
terminal thermal permission

Cranky
05-13-2008, 06:08 PM
Whoa. That's deep, man.

robeiae
05-13-2008, 06:27 PM
Whoa. That's deep, man.
Back for more punishment, are we?

Where did I put that blunderbuss...

Joycecwilliams
05-13-2008, 06:41 PM
I'm as serious as a bloody boil in the ass.

OUCH!!!!!

Are you saying you are a pain in the butt? (just checking)

Joycecwilliams
05-13-2008, 06:45 PM
Okay... I took the poll... wasted an entire 2 seconds of my busy day... NOW WHERE IS MY BURRITO??? I may be a wiseacre but I am not a cheap date... :)

Haggis
05-13-2008, 07:06 PM
Okay... I took the poll... wasted an entire 2 seconds of my busy day... NOW WHERE IS MY BURRITO??? I may be a wiseacre but I am not a cheap date... :)

Which one of youse ordered a burritio?

http://www.worksinwool.com/Needle_Felt_Burro_Small.jpg

robeiae
05-13-2008, 07:11 PM
It's just your size, Haggis.

*shudders to think of what it's used for*

Cranky
05-13-2008, 07:13 PM
Back for more punishment, are we?

Where did I put that blunderbuss...

You're such a tease. Haskins know you're in here, threatening other posters? He's gonna get jealous.

slcboston
05-13-2008, 08:18 PM
Which one of youse ordered a burritio?

http://www.worksinwool.com/Needle_Felt_Burro_Small.jpg

I can't ever tell the difference between a burro, a mule, and a donkey... :)

(Though if the three of them walk into a bar I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere. :D)

NeuroFizz
05-13-2008, 08:36 PM
Just make sure you know the difference between a burro and a burrow. Otherwise you don't know an ass from a hole in the ground.

(sorry. had to be done...)

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 09:15 PM
A burro, a burrito, a donkey and a mule walked into a burrow one day...

Tink
05-13-2008, 11:13 PM
Where's the burrito's?

maestrowork
05-14-2008, 12:06 AM
Where's the beef?

melaniehoo
05-14-2008, 12:09 AM
I voted burrito, but then I saw a burro today. Does that mean I lose acreage?

Cranky
05-14-2008, 12:15 AM
*pokes head in and looks both ways*

*whips off tu-tu and puts it on head like tiara*



Bwhahahahahahahaha!


*streaks through and out of thread*

quickWit
05-14-2008, 12:18 AM
*streaks through thread with pants on head*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

III
05-14-2008, 12:19 AM
*streaks through thread with pants on head*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice A!

Joycecwilliams
05-14-2008, 05:04 AM
Which one of youse ordered a burritio?

http://www.worksinwool.com/Needle_Felt_Burro_Small.jpg

Where is the tortilla? :)

C.bronco
05-15-2008, 05:49 AM
I am weeping from joy because of the plentiful burritos.

maestrowork
05-15-2008, 06:36 AM
and gas.

Matera the Mad
05-15-2008, 07:07 AM
Where's the burrito's?
The burrito's what?

:tongue


hb tbfbt blf wt! :D

jannawrites
05-15-2008, 07:43 AM
No, seriously. Where is my burrito?

dolores haze
05-15-2008, 07:48 AM
No, seriously. Where is my burrito?

I ate it. Sorry, Janna. I got the munchies.

jannawrites
05-15-2008, 07:56 AM
I ate it. Sorry, Janna. I got the munchies.

Oh, it was you? Okay, then. Carry on.

:)

choppersmom
05-15-2008, 07:13 PM
Who's got some fish tacos? I'm STARVED...

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 05:42 AM
I shall now enumerate with my vast wisdom:

To my chagrin, I have been a party to the exploitation of Haggis. Sorry about that! Nonetheless, nearly a third of respondents pledged to be wiseacres pending Haggis's candid pictorial.

Completely disregarding former trends, no one chose to share eggplant with Dawno, who is rumored to be despondent and listless. I recommend that we send chocolate immediately.

18% sought burritos, while only 15% requested choklit mielk. Ergo, 3% will be very thirsty, particularly because we used habanero sauce.

One individual actually suggested that I might have something better to do with my time. I've yet to fully grasp that assertion.

A shocking 9.38% inadvertently admitted to casual knowledge of Diff'rent Strokes. I knew nothing of this sitcom until days after the poll was closed.

Only 12.5% admitted to being terminal wiseacres, and 9.38% took offense at the suggestion that they might be wiseacres.

In summation, I see no credible evidence to suggest that gas prices will cap at $3.99. I do, however, believe that more citizens of our global community will spurn misplaced modifiers, shun sentence fragments, and prefer Mexican take-out over fried chitlins. Further, I proppose that few truly know what a chitlin is. I, for one, do not.

That has been my report. God help us all.

cletus
05-20-2008, 12:45 PM
A shocking 9.38% inadvertently admitted to casual knowledge of Diff'rent Strokes. I knew nothing of this sitcom until days after the poll was closed.

Whatchoutalkinbout, Bronco? You best not be dissin Diff'rent Strokes or I'll have to kick the chitlin out of you.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum...

robeiae
05-20-2008, 03:01 PM
There was a poll?

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 04:20 PM
Yes. We all voted except for those who did not.
Where's your froggy?
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/BlazeSaddle114.jpeg

Shadow_Ferret
05-20-2008, 06:37 PM
Please define "wiseacre."

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 06:55 PM
Wiseacre: n. a person who responds in a pithy, flip, facetious or sarcastic manner.

KTC
05-20-2008, 07:46 PM
I don't believe in wiseacres. They hurt my head. We should always be serious. Frivolity is highly overrated.

JimmyB27
05-20-2008, 08:05 PM
Please define "wiseacre."
Wiseacre: n. A unit of area in the U.S. Customary System, used in land and sea floor measurement and equal to 160 square rods, 4,840 square yards, or 43,560 square feet, that has the ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting; sagacious

KTC
05-20-2008, 08:09 PM
Wiseacre: n. A unit of area in the U.S. Customary System, used in land and sea floor measurement and equal to 160 square rods, 4,840 square yards, or 43,560 square feet, that has the ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting; sagacious


You, sir, are bordering on a precipice... perhaps the gnarled edge between wiseacre and smartass, even.

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 08:13 PM
I don't believe in wiseacres. They hurt my head. We should always be serious. Frivolity is highly overrated.
Everytime you don't believe in wiseacres, a wiseacre dies!
Clap your hands and say "I do believe in wiseacres! I do! I do! I do!"

KTC
05-20-2008, 08:22 PM
Everytime you don't believe in wiseacres, a wiseacre dies!
Clap your hands and say "I do believe in wiseacres! I do! I do! I do!"


Argh... but now you give me ambition!

If I say I don't believe enough times, maybe Robiaieaieiaieiaieiaeiaieiaieiaeiaieiaeiai will be the one to drop dead.

I don't believe in wiseacres. I don't believe in wiseacres. I don't believe in wiseacres. I don't believe in wiseacres...

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 08:40 PM
Oh no, boys and girls! http://brianwittenbrook.com/images/buttons/dead_smiley.jpg

Clap with me, puleeze!

KTC
05-20-2008, 08:48 PM
Oh no, boys and girls! http://brianwittenbrook.com/images/buttons/dead_smiley.jpg

Clap with me, puleeze!


But, I wanna kill Robeeiaeiaieiaieiaeiaeiaieiaei, Momma! I wanna kill 'im good.

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 08:54 PM
You might just have enough time to build a complete facsimilie of Rock Ridge before he returns. If you get the townsfolk to chip in, you could succeed. Besides, they'd do it for Randolph Scott.

Randolph Scott!

KTC
05-20-2008, 08:57 PM
Dr. Scott!!!!!

My Veels! I cont move my veels!!!!

Now that's a Scott I can dig.

Liam Jackson
05-20-2008, 08:58 PM
I submit that a wiseacre is neither wise, nor an acre. Discuss amongst yourselves.

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 08:59 PM
Wiseacre: n. A unit of area in the U.S. Customary System, used in land and sea floor measurement and equal to 160 square rods, 4,840 square yards, or 43,560 square feet, that has the ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting; sagacious
Excellent, JimmyB. Now we must determine what is to be done with the 160 square rods.

KTC
05-20-2008, 09:01 PM
I submit that a wiseacre is neither wise, nor an acre. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Well, self... whataya say? Would you care to discuss? You know how much it does bother Robieaieiaieiaieaei when you discuss amongst yourself, right? It could be a wonderful weapon to use in bringing him one step closer to his demise...

No thanks. I'd rather just play this Russian Roulette thingy that Bronco turned me on to. There's no such thing as a wiseacre. There's no such thing as a wiseacre. There's no such thing as a wiseacre.

robeiae
05-20-2008, 09:06 PM
You, sir, are bordering on a precipice... perhaps the gnarled edge between wiseacre and smartass, even.
*pushes KTC over the precipice*

I, however, am an opportunist.

Liam Jackson
05-20-2008, 09:07 PM
I've just been advised that C.Bronco has discussed the issue among herself(selves) and reached consensus. My work here is done.

(KTC, blessings upon thee for thine relentless torment of the Dark Knight, Sir Rob. *salute*)

robeiae
05-20-2008, 09:08 PM
*ties rope to KTC's car, rolls car over precipice, quickly ties other end of rope to Liam's left foot*

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 09:24 PM
How does he perform such amazing stunts with such small feet?

robeiae
05-20-2008, 09:55 PM
Raisinets!

C.bronco
05-20-2008, 10:53 PM
Those are my raisins. You ate yours.

KTC
05-20-2008, 10:53 PM
*ties rope to KTC's car, rolls car over precipice, quickly ties other end of rope to Liam's left foot*

What the hell am I going to do with my new left foot? I sure do wish it was a foot phone. I could use one of those right about now, seein' as I'm done at the bottom of this here gully. How'd I get here? And why do I have this foot? I feel so disoriented???

Liam Jackson
05-21-2008, 03:49 AM
*ties rope to KTC's car, rolls car over precipice, quickly ties other end of rope to Liam's left foot*

Wiseacre.

C.bronco
05-21-2008, 04:34 AM
So many hijinks, so little time...

maestrowork
05-21-2008, 07:09 AM
Is this a wiseacre thread or a moron thread? Can't decide after reading Roboaeiou and KTC...

Matera the Mad
05-21-2008, 07:55 AM
It can be hard to tell....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/matera/chessie.gif

JimmyB27
05-21-2008, 01:14 PM
Is this a wiseacre thread or a moron thread? Can't decide after reading Roboaeiou and KTC...
Robeieio is the wiseacre, Katie C is the moron. Do try to keep up.

KTC
05-21-2008, 02:00 PM
Robeieio is the wiseacre, Katie C is the moron. Do try to keep up.

Hmph. You hurt me with your words.

KTC
05-21-2008, 02:01 PM
Is this a wiseacre thread or a moron thread? Can't decide after reading Roboaeiou and KTC...


There is only one O and no U in Robiaieaieiaieiaeiaieiaeiaieaieiaieaieiae. I'm thinking you may be a little on the moron side of the divide???

robeiae
05-21-2008, 03:16 PM
Ya-huh, like you know how to divide...

KTC
05-21-2008, 03:17 PM
Ya-huh, like you know how to divide...


I could certainly cut you down the middle.

JimmyB27
05-21-2008, 03:50 PM
Hmph. You hurt me with your words.
Nonsense, you love the attention.

KTC
05-21-2008, 04:01 PM
Nonsense, you love the attention.

When you're right, you're not left.

Shadow_Ferret
05-21-2008, 06:29 PM
Wiseacre: n. a person who responds in a pithy, flip, facetious or sarcastic manner.

Oh! A wisenheimer! Why didn't you say so?

Yes.

maestrowork
05-21-2008, 07:25 PM
Robeieio is the wiseacre, Katie C is the moron. Do try to keep up.

I sure hate people who use stupid letters like aeoiu or K T C in their user names. Pretentious little freaks.

C.bronco
05-21-2008, 07:29 PM
Don't be so hard on yourself Msrwrk!

maestrowork
05-21-2008, 07:30 PM
Says C.

KTC
05-21-2008, 07:36 PM
I sure hate people who use stupid letters like aeoiu or K T C in their user names. Pretentious little freaks.

I may be pretentious, but at least I'm real.

maestrowork
05-21-2008, 07:45 PM
You pretend you're real.

robeiae
05-21-2008, 08:07 PM
I may be pretentious, but at least I'm real.Yeah, you're real special...

Cranky
05-21-2008, 08:10 PM
Don't mind me. I'm just here for the boyfights and the :popcorn: