Infinity Bowels are On Sale!

I, for one, certainly hope she is.

I live to serve.

But...but...the spell check said it's okay!

had something similar happen to me.
I bought a nightlight from a chain drugstore.
When I got it home I found that the fine print on the package said it was "made of plastic known by the state of California to cause cancer." I returned the item after getting over my amazement that something like this would be sold. "Surely this must be a misprint," the trusting consumer in me kept saying.

Everything is known by the state of California to cause cancer. Life is fatal, it always ends in death.

Richard

KTC said:

And.... and this is a big and... who in the name of all things holy and unholy would want to be the first in line to purchase an infinity bowel?

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Forget the bowels, er.....bowls. Buy the sign!!!!

I have a running bet with the Sunday morning regulars at the bar. I bet them that I can find a typo or misspelled word on the front page of our paper every week. Every week, I win. Usually, it's a misplaced apostrophe (as in a plural) or a they're their there boo boo.

It's a guaranteed five bucks. Maybe I can keep my winnings in an Infinity Bowel.

KTC said:

Yes, but what did the common sense check say to you, Ben? What did it say!

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I don't have any common scents. I always smell different.

Bypassing the bowels here (surgically if need be), what is an infinity bowl? It's always a bowl?

kap

KTC said:

Ah, glasshoppah.


The infinity bowl looks like two bowls, but it is only one... attached in the middle. Kind of like the infinity symbol. The one bowl said to the other bowl, "Meetcha in the middle!" And the rest is history.

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So, it's more like a bra-bowl. Or for you, a bro-bowl.

And if the left one is bigger than the right?

KAP said:

Bypassing the bowels here (surgically if need be), what is an infinity bowl? It's always a bowl?

kap

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We don't have infinity bowels in my state.

"To infinity and beyond!" said the proctologist.

KTC said:

Best. Post. Of. The. Week.

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...said the proctologist.

KTC said:

You're just angry 'cause you're an ass.

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Then, wouldn't he NEED a proctologist?

robeiae said:

So, it's more like a bra-bowl. Or for you, a bro-bowl.

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The mobius strip of bra/bros!

KTC said:

Yes... but he's frustrated because a certain proctologist refuses to see him. Please... stay with the program.

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Then, wouldn't that proctologist be an ass, and therefore, need a proctologist?

choppersmom said:

Then, wouldn't that proctologist be an ass, and therefore, need a proctologist?

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It would be an infinity loop.

Few people know that the "other" co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous (not the better-known "Bill W."), Dr. Robert Smith (just called "Dr. Bob" in the literature) was a proctologist.

There was the time Dr. Bob was with a patient when his nurse came into the examining room carrying a tray with a can of beer on it. The doctor saw this and said "NO, Nurse, I said I wanted a BUTT light!"

Obviously a PA author. I just hope they had alot of sells...

maestrowork said:

It would be an infinity loop.

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*gasp* - Just like the bowls!!

*cue Twilight Zone music..."

All I have is a semi-colon.


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