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KTC
05-11-2008, 01:05 AM
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Maryn
05-11-2008, 01:10 AM
Is an Infinity Bowel something like this

http://www.tinasark.com/images/megacolon.jpg

megacolon?

Maryn, ducking

robeiae
05-11-2008, 01:12 AM
I, for one, certainly hope she is.

robeiae
05-11-2008, 01:16 AM
I live to serve.

BenPanced
05-11-2008, 01:33 AM
But...but...the spell check said it's okay!

Ken
05-11-2008, 02:04 AM
had something similar happen to me.
I bought a nightlight from a chain drugstore.
When I got it home I found that the fine print on the package said it was "made of plastic known by the state of California to cause cancer." I returned the item after getting over my amazement that something like this would be sold. "Surely this must be a misprint," the trusting consumer in me kept saying.

Seaclusion
05-11-2008, 02:07 AM
Everything is known by the state of California to cause cancer. Life is fatal, it always ends in death.

Richard

POPASMOKE
05-11-2008, 02:18 AM
And.... and this is a big and... who in the name of all things holy and unholy would want to be the first in line to purchase an infinity bowel?

Forget the bowels, er.....bowls. Buy the sign!!!!

mscelina
05-11-2008, 03:27 AM
I have a running bet with the Sunday morning regulars at the bar. I bet them that I can find a typo or misspelled word on the front page of our paper every week. Every week, I win. Usually, it's a misplaced apostrophe (as in a plural) or a they're their there boo boo.

It's a guaranteed five bucks. Maybe I can keep my winnings in an Infinity Bowel.

JimmyB27
05-11-2008, 03:30 AM
Yes, but what did the common sense check say to you, Ben? What did it say!
I don't have any common scents. I always smell different.

KAP
05-11-2008, 03:31 AM
Bypassing the bowels here (surgically if need be), what is an infinity bowl? It's always a bowl?

kap

robeiae
05-11-2008, 03:39 AM
Ah, glasshoppah.


The infinity bowl looks like two bowls, but it is only one... attached in the middle. Kind of like the infinity symbol. The one bowl said to the other bowl, "Meetcha in the middle!" And the rest is history.
So, it's more like a bra-bowl. Or for you, a bro-bowl.

KAP
05-11-2008, 03:44 AM
And if the left one is bigger than the right?

rhymegirl
05-11-2008, 04:11 AM
Bypassing the bowels here (surgically if need be), what is an infinity bowl? It's always a bowl?

kap

:roll:

rhymegirl
05-11-2008, 04:12 AM
We don't have infinity bowels in my state.

maestrowork
05-11-2008, 04:25 AM
"To infinity and beyond!" said the proctologist.

robeiae
05-11-2008, 04:41 AM
Best. Post. Of. The. Week.
...said the proctologist.

choppersmom
05-11-2008, 05:33 AM
You're just angry 'cause you're an ass.

Then, wouldn't he NEED a proctologist?

Danger Jane
05-11-2008, 07:40 AM
So, it's more like a bra-bowl. Or for you, a bro-bowl.

The mobius strip of bra/bros!

choppersmom
05-12-2008, 05:46 AM
Yes... but he's frustrated because a certain proctologist refuses to see him. Please... stay with the program.

Then, wouldn't that proctologist be an ass, and therefore, need a proctologist?

maestrowork
05-12-2008, 06:11 AM
Then, wouldn't that proctologist be an ass, and therefore, need a proctologist?

It would be an infinity loop.

benbradley
05-12-2008, 06:54 AM
Few people know that the "other" co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous (not the better-known "Bill W."), Dr. Robert Smith (just called "Dr. Bob" in the literature) was a proctologist.

There was the time Dr. Bob was with a patient when his nurse came into the examining room carrying a tray with a can of beer on it. The doctor saw this and said "NO, Nurse, I said I wanted a BUTT light!"

Gravity
05-12-2008, 06:55 AM
Obviously a PA author. I just hope they had alot of sells...

choppersmom
05-13-2008, 03:39 AM
It would be an infinity loop.

*gasp* - Just like the bowls!!

*cue Twilight Zone music..."

IceCreamEmpress
05-13-2008, 03:43 AM
All I have is a semi-colon.


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Ken
05-13-2008, 03:46 AM
Better than me.

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Devil Ledbetter
05-13-2008, 03:48 AM
Everything is known by the state of California to cause cancer. Life is fatal, it always ends in death.

RichardYou forgot, life is a sexually transmitted disease, too.

choppersmom
05-13-2008, 04:02 AM
You forgot, life is a sexually transmitted disease, too.

EXCELLENT point, Dev!!

maestrowork
05-13-2008, 05:00 AM
You forgot, life is a sexually transmitted disease, too.

Then boredom is the condom.

C.bronco
05-13-2008, 05:09 AM
And WHY can't we get these in The States????!