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Mandy-Jane
05-10-2008, 10:24 AM
I've just been straightening the couch covers and trying to get them back into shape :mad:, and I found a pair of knickers and a dessertspoon.

Ever found anything truly strange down behind your couch?

samgail
05-10-2008, 01:13 PM
hair ties
green bud
money
These things are never in great abundance so how extras show up in the couch baffles me.

soleary
05-10-2008, 03:39 PM
My first query draft in a crumpled up ball. :)

Devil Ledbetter
05-10-2008, 04:38 PM
If you find the three missing pieces to the 1,500 piece puzzle I've almost completed, let me know.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-10-2008, 04:43 PM
In this joint, there ain't nuthin' but cat hair. Lots and lots of cat hair.

oarsman
05-10-2008, 05:14 PM
I have the cat hair, but sometimes there is a whole cat squeezing through there.

Also, I often find small objects such as marbles, M&Ms, pens, coins, etc. The cats like to push the stuff back there, but can't always maneuver them back out.

William Haskins
05-10-2008, 05:24 PM
corpses.

joyce
05-10-2008, 05:50 PM
I find toys the dogs have shoved in and under it and tons of hair. I use to have a neighbor who went to everyone's house and insulted their cleaning abilities. She came to my house one day and commented on how my ceiling fan in the kitchen really needed cleaning and my husband should really buy me a new kitchen. Great if I'd started pooping thousands of dollars. A few days later she calls me and asked if I'd help her move her couch. I went over and we move the couch. To my delight there was a dead and decaying rat under the thing. She never insulted my house cleaning skills again.:D

Old Hack
05-10-2008, 07:34 PM
I have the cat hair, the dog hair, AND decaying rodents scattered all over my house. No need to move the sofa to find those.

Writing's more important than cleaning, right?

Dario D.
05-10-2008, 07:36 PM
Missing flash drives, and camera-lens covers.

Mr Flibble
05-10-2008, 08:36 PM
I found a live chicken hiding behind the TV once

God knows how the cats got it through the cat flap.

joyce
05-10-2008, 10:43 PM
I found a live chicken hiding behind the TV once

God knows how the cats got it through the cat flap.


:ROFL:

kg_crow
05-11-2008, 02:25 AM
IdiotsRUs: I found a live chicken hiding behind the TV onceI hate when that happens! Was yours in a lime green velor vest and playing the banjo, too?

:ROFL:

Susie
05-11-2008, 06:56 AM
I always find chocolate bar wrappers - can't imagine why. :D

Ziljon
05-11-2008, 07:25 AM
I can't believe I actually found a picture of this on google, but, um . . . toenail clippings?
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/nigel_pix/nigel_toenail_clippings_large.jpg

Kerr
05-11-2008, 07:58 AM
I have the cat hair, but sometimes there is a whole cat squeezing through there.
Not me, but my friend who lived next door years ago found her missing kitten after three days squashed under the hide-a-bed.

maestrowork
05-11-2008, 08:01 AM
A polka dot bikini thong.

I only wear fishnet.

Mom'sWrite
05-11-2008, 08:15 AM
cricket legs
dessicated scorpion
petrified Cheerios
dust bunnies the size of cats
buttons
a herd of Nerf darts