Saritams8 said:
Dirty slut!
It's so true! I dunno, it's sad when the first thought you have as you wake up is, "Wow, there really is quite a spectrum of nipple-colors out there. I think I'll ask someone."
I apologize that you were my prey >
My current thought, coming out of the shower, was "And think of the poor people who have superfluous nipples! Three, four --
fully formed. Yeesh."
And then I wonder (and I'm no science-matist, so this may sound stupid) why men have nipples at all. Like, nature shoulda' plucked 'em off us years ago. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like 'em alright, and ****; but aside from chest ornamentation, they ain't doin' much on me.
So if anyone needs a pair of small nipples anytime soon, you can probably have mine: I won't miss 'em all that much.