Ray's House of Love Party

rhymegirl said:

Thanks, Jill. I'm trying to write religious Christmas cards and you post stuff like that.

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Well, health researchers seem to have a religious bent toward helping men maximize their sexual experience. There must be something glorious about that, no?

We all know world peace hinges on the sexual satisfaction of males.

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Does that mean Iraq is masturbation for Dubya's machismo?

Don't need research to answer that question.

maestrowork said:

We all know world peace hinges on the sexual satisfaction of males.

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Yeah, there's a Greek play about that...

I hope it's called Suck Acockus

trumancoyote said:

I hope it's called Suck Acockus

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You're thinking of something Latin, dear.

Oh, umm... what about... (****, what a faux pas)... uhh...

Don't Stick that in My Aeneas?

Soemthing about Uranus, I guess...

or Opus Cum Alaud

This is what comes of doing away with classical education -- you don't know Latin from Greek, and you don't know all your options. The play I'm thinking of is one in which all the women declare they won't have sex with the men until they stop their stupid war. In the version I saw live, as the play went on, the male actors had increasingly large and blue..er. Ahem.

Embarrassingly enough, the title has slipped my mind at the moment. Really embarrassing, because it's not an obscure play.

Hi, all...

Just in time for our daily sex discussion I see..

Looks like Jill's found a new drug for ya, Ray!

I just got home. Decided to take myself out. I went shopping. I bought ten new shirts, three pairs of pants/jeans, a pair of shorts, stopped at my favorite store, Victoria's Secret and bought a real sexy bra & pantie set, (If only I had someone to wear them for!) and a pair of shoes. Oh...and four packs of my favorite flavored cigarettes -- cherry, toffee, vanilla and pinapple coconut. Nothing like shopping to make a woman feel better!

I still have plenty of money left for our shopping trip, Jill!

maestrowork said:

We all know world peace hinges on the sexual satisfaction of males.

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I'll try to use this as a quote on one of my Christmas cards.

stopped at my favorite store, Victoria's Secret and bought a real sexy bra & pantie set

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So you are ready for our secret mission tonight.

rhymegirl said:

I'll try to use this as a quote on one of my Christmas cards.

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See how creative you are!!

Celeste said:

I just got home. Decided to take myself out. I went shopping. I bought ten new shirts, three pairs of pants/jeans, a pair of shorts, stopped at my favorite store, Victoria's Secret and bought a real sexy bra & pantie set, (If only I had someone to wear them for!) and a pair of shoes. Oh...and four packs of my favorite flavored cigarettes -- cherry, toffee, vanilla and pinapple coconut. Nothing like shopping to make a woman feel better!

I still have plenty of money left for our shopping trip, Jill!

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Sounds way fun, Celeste! I just got back from the grocery store with dinner. Not nearly as exciting.

Hey! William is on post 967 - we need to induce 969.

mommie4a said:

Hey! William is on post 967 - we need to induce 969.

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Is that a three-way?

You mean code for mfm - fmf - something like that? Whatever William's pleasure.

mommie4a said:

You mean code for mfm - fmf - something like that? Whatever William's pleasure.

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I mean, well, you know... 69...

Yes, Ray, I do know. (Jill being assertive again)

maestrowork said:

I mean, well, you know... 69...

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I don't think Jill and I should be here alone, by ourselves.

Aconite said:

This is what comes of doing away with classical education -- you don't know Latin from Greek, and you don't know all your options.

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maestrowork said:

I don't think Jill and I should be here alone, by ourselves.

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As opposed to being alone with an audience...

BTW...

Jill is our lucky winner. Post #5000!


I'll have to think of something fun to award her.

astonwest said:

As opposed to being alone with an audience...

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What can I say? I like to be watched.