Women have a lesbian relationship with the muse - that softness - while men have an i

Mmm, I bet this revelation sets tongues wagging!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist a joke there. I mean, as a sexual preference, lets face it -- lesbianism takes some lickin').

*Widens eyes*

Oh dear god!
This isn't suitable for me, I'm only twenty nine!!


Although, I think it can't be defined my sex.
Some people write like the muse is their soul mate, others their whore, etc.

It makes me cups of tea and prods me when I try and fall asleep, so basically, more of a child. Or an annoying mother.

Hell, I don't know.

*Backs away from thread*

*Lesbian side note*


I have a friend who's gay, and I know it's not generally the way of things, but her and her girlfriend have nasty physical ***** fights when arguments get out of hand.
No, no in a paddling pool full of mud.....

Wow, I've been ***** over the lady dog word!
Man, this is classy place...

aspier said:

Oeee, oh my g-force Rob-rite! Wash mouth! Wash mouth! Quick!

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Sorry! sorry! I know! I know! I've just gargled with disinfectant.

Then again it could be turets...

No, I know what it is...it's this stupid new avatar. Makes me think I can get even more sillier than usual.

To clarify:

This means it's cool to be in all night on a Saturday, typing away on Microsoft Word?

Phew!

Rob-rite said:

No, I know what it is...it's this stupid new avatar. Makes me think I can get even more sillier than usual.

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No, Rob it's all that auto-erotic asphyxiation. Not enough oxygen getting to that brain of yours!

Intoxication. (you know what kind )

Saritams8 said:

No, Rob it's all that auto-erotic asphyxiation. Not enough oxygen getting to that brain of yours!

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That, or I need more fibre (or is that fiber over in the states, I'm not sure...).

Richard said:

To clarify:

This means it's cool to be in all night on a Saturday, typing away on Microsoft Word?

Phew!

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It'd be really cool if that was cool, for if so, I'd be super-cool.

I don't *think* I'm having a lesbian relationship with my muse though. My muse is more of a bully - putting my ideas into my head when I've got too many to deal with already, for example.

Coffee is my muse, which I treat with respect. I don't want to end up in the emergency room with the doctor asking, "How did you get third-degree burns THERE?"

Interesting assumptions.


1) the relationship with muse is sexual
2) muse is female

ergo...

My is muse is male, very very male. And gay.

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With friends like that, who needs Mnemes....

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I don't have the faintest idea of who my muse is. But I have a feeling that he's male, and no, I don't have illicit relation with him.

I don't know who or what my muse is either. I know it doesn't have any good ideas at the moment either though.

I don't have a muse. I have a co-conspirator, and sex with that tequila drinking, whore-chasing bastid is the last thing I have on my mind.

BTW, he likes to think of himself as "Hemingway on steroids." I just wish he could write like H.

Too funny Liam!

I don't even remember the question, but did he say he was in love with the women on this board?

Mmmmhmmmm ... Glad someone else caught that!

I'm just depressed that this probably means the Muse has no interest in me, so I'll have to wing everything with an inate lack of talent. Sigh...

Traditionally muses are female--but I am glad to see that others here have male muses. Mines a nasty sword bearing creature who stands over me with sword held high threatening to chop me up if I do not write. And male.

Sexual? Hmmmm . . . in that the relationship any writer has with their muse is one of intimacy, then maybe. And considering that one’s muse goes everywhere with you, work, the shower, the toilet--pretty darn intimate.