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All right kids, first science lesson:
Theoretically speaking, time reversal is possible. Once a certain mass has reached, and surpassed, the speed of light, it creates a time vaccuum (in mathmatical terms, it creates the improper fraction of 1/0, which when applied to the real world, is physically impossible) and all time is sucked back into itself. This herein proves that magic is real.
Lesson numbah two!:
When throwing an object at the ground, the force of gravity pulls an object, thus accelerating its speed beyond the initial speed at which it was thrown. If the object in question meets with an obstacle, such as pavement, a force of repulsion equal and oppsite of the the object being thrown comes into play. If the object's density cannot stand up to the pressure of the two forces colliding, it will disperse to compensate for the difference. This means that if you drop a baby off of a sky scraper, it doesn't matter how gently you toss the baby, its head will still explode upon impact. My conclusion, you ask? All babies have the potential to resemble a broken sunny side up egg, but no baby works like a hover craft.
That is all.
Theoretically speaking, time reversal is possible. Once a certain mass has reached, and surpassed, the speed of light, it creates a time vaccuum (in mathmatical terms, it creates the improper fraction of 1/0, which when applied to the real world, is physically impossible) and all time is sucked back into itself. This herein proves that magic is real.
Lesson numbah two!:
When throwing an object at the ground, the force of gravity pulls an object, thus accelerating its speed beyond the initial speed at which it was thrown. If the object in question meets with an obstacle, such as pavement, a force of repulsion equal and oppsite of the the object being thrown comes into play. If the object's density cannot stand up to the pressure of the two forces colliding, it will disperse to compensate for the difference. This means that if you drop a baby off of a sky scraper, it doesn't matter how gently you toss the baby, its head will still explode upon impact. My conclusion, you ask? All babies have the potential to resemble a broken sunny side up egg, but no baby works like a hover craft.
That is all.
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