40 Reasons AbsoluteWrite is like porn

Prawn

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Seems like it to me:

1) There are a lot of posts from people who know how to do it better than I do.

2) Hearing about how they do it makes me think I am not doing it right.

3) It is easier to read these conversations than to actually do it myself.

4) I think much of the praise in the SYW section is like an insincere pornstar's screaming "Yes, Yes! Oh G-d yes!"

5) I want give my writing to every woman I know, but instead I am hanging out on this site.

7) Other people's novels are longer, and more in demand.

8) ?
 

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There are links to Perks doing interviews. Hawt and Smoky!
 

TsukiRyoko

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8) You can take tips from many of the members of this site, but sometimes it's a little difficult to apply it in real life because you just can't figure out how it's done.

(Also, you forgot number 6 :))
 

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9) You can't keep your hands still. :D
 
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sheadakota

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11) There are people here who know things, I never knew existed.
 

Autodidact

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12. There's way more women than men, and they're all hot.

13. It's a substitute for the real thing.

14. You don't need a condom to use it.
 

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You want it bad!
You'll do anything to get better at it.
Other sites just don't do it for you any more.
 

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the way some people support their positions is funny.
 

cray

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people spend hours and hours and hours here at AW.

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wait, umm,........the premise of this thread is completely and utterly flawed
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