What's Your Vampire Name?

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I found this funny little gem on teh intrawebz, and thought I'd share. Waffled between posting here or the Horror Forum, but this seemed like a better idea.

My vampire name:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Empress of Trannsylvania
Known in some parts of the world as:
Epona of The Banat
The Great Archives Record:
A true child of the night, making merry of everything and light of life.
 

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I don't think I like this thing, Cranky!!

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Goddess of The Far East
Known in some parts of the world as:
Mistress of The Vile
The Great Archives Record:
Vile, foul, filthy and greedy: this creature knows nothing of light.
 

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I don't think I like this thing, Cranky!!

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Goddess of The Far East
Known in some parts of the world as:
Mistress of The Vile
The Great Archives Record:
Vile, foul, filthy and greedy: this creature knows nothing of light.


:roll:

Not exactly accurate, is it? Bwahahahahahahaha!
 

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Here's what I got:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Rani of The Far North

Known in some parts of the world as:
Kimi of The Storm Riders

The Great Archives Record:
The Riders come with the rain clouds, you will hear the thunder of their hooves in the sky.

:D
 

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Sounds kinda like a superhero, Jersey. :D
 

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The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Goddess of The Great Oceans
Known in some parts of the world as:
Devil of The Vile
The Great Archives Record:
Vile, foul, filthy and greedy: this creature knows nothing of light.

Cool. :D
 

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The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Mary Drown
Known in some parts of the world as:
Venus of The Flesh
The Great Archives Record:
A sensual one who knows the flesh - and knows the blood.


Aw yeah. :e2headban
 

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The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
High Priestess of The Great Oceans
Known in some parts of the world as:
Devil of Raven's Wings
The Great Archives Record:
A dark one, ancient, who flies free above all others.

Seeing as I was raised on the ocean and I have an independent streak a mile wide, this is pretty accurate. Haha.
 

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I do have to say that I am a bit of a night owl, and am kind of a cut-up (duh! LOL), so mine's sorta accurate, too.

Sorta.

Though I did just find out that Epona was a fertility goddess.:eek: That was a little too close for my comfort!
 

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Um...gee, how special.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Rani of Moldovia

Known in some parts of the world as:
Haunt of Sewer Rats

The Great Archives Record:
This one sinks low and is prosperous. Breeding many times over.
 

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I am:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Ella Wolf
Known in some parts of the world as:
Wraith of The Highway Thieves
The Great Archives Record:
Takes more than gold from the rich on the highway - takes blood too
 

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Oh nice...really freakin' nice.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Rosalind du Coudray

Known in some parts of the world as:
Venus of Sewer Rats

The Great Archives Record:
This one sinks low and is prosperous. Breeding many times over.
 

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Oh nice...really freakin' nice.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Rosalind du Coudray

Known in some parts of the world as:
Venus of Sewer Rats

The Great Archives Record:
This one sinks low and is prosperous. Breeding many times over.

Oh, Kristie, I think we're related. I got the Sewer Rats, too. And the last part.
 

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I played with it for a few minutes and I think it's based on the first and last letters in your first and last names.

Maybe. I dunno. Here's my husband's, by way of contrast...

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
God of Trannsylvania
Known in some parts of the world as:
Osiris of Beijing
The Great Archives Record:
More of a spirit than a vampire, wandering the Orient in search of a lost love.

I think it's kinda cute. :D

 

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osiris of beijing???
what's an egyptian god doing in china?
 

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Oh nice...really freakin' nice.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Rosalind du Coudray

Known in some parts of the world as:
Venus of Sewer Rats

The Great Archives Record:
This one sinks low and is prosperous. Breeding many times over.

Oh, Kristie, I think we're related. I got the Sewer Rats, too. And the last part.

Hey, we're quite the little family:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Veronique du Coudray
Known in some parts of the world as:
Venus of The Vrykolakas
The Great Archives Record:
Originated in Greece, in the fever of the Crypt.
 

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osiris of beijing???
what's an egyptian god doing in china?

Well, he's also a fertility god (amongst other things, of course), so....
 

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I played with it for a few minutes and I think it's based on the first and last letters in your first and last names.

I dunno - I have no "V's" in my name anywhere, and lots in the vampire name.
 

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The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:

Chastity Keat
Known in some parts of the world as:

Mother of The Vile

The Great Archives Record:

Vile, foul, filthy and greedy: this creature knows nothing of light.

That's me. Mother of the Vile!
 

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I dunno - I have no "V's" in my name anywhere, and lots in the vampire name.

I don't mean the results have the same letters. For example, you'll get the same results if you enter

"Barbara Bush" or "BA BH"

If you change one of the letters, say enter "Barb Bush" or "BB BH," the entry will change a bit, though some things will remain the same.
 

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I got...

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Count of Persia
Known in some parts of the world as:
Wraith of The Winged Death
The Great Archives Record:
Comes on silent wings in the night and wraps a deadly cloak about the victim; impartial as a die, unyielding as stone.

I'm silent!
 

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My husband and I have the same first initial and the same last name (well duh, sorta) and we're kinda sort of the same.

Mine:
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Empress of The Ghastly
Known in some parts of the world as:
Scourge of The Highway Thieves
The Great Archives Record:
Takes more than gold from the rich on the highway - takes blood too.

His:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Emperor of The Ghastly
Known in some parts of the world as:
Scourge of The Steely Moon
The Great Archives Record:
A child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.
 

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Okay. I'm not a vampire, although I have been to Transylvania, Castle Bran and all that.

I got:
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Uriel Papillon
Known in some parts of the world as:
Devil of The Steely Moon
The Great Archives Record:
A child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.