The Haggis Sing-Along

If you're happy and you know it, clap your haggis.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your haggis.

If you're happy and you know it then you're not clapping your haggis hard enough.

You put your right Haggis in
You take your right Haggis out
You put your right Haggis in
and you shake it by the throat until it starts to foam at the mouth
Do the Hokey Haggis and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!

Blowin' in the Haggis

Puff the Magic Haggis

Stairway to Haggis

In a Yellow Haggis


*back soon, gotta go pray for us*

You forgot the infamous Starland Vocal Band hit of the seventies: "Afternoon Haggis"...and the Elvis hits, "Blue Suede Haggis" and "In the Haggis".


...Well the world turns
and a hungry little boy with a runny nose
plays in the street as the cold wind blows
In the haggis...

Goin' to the Haggis, and we're
Gonna get Ha-a-a-ggised...

Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The Haggis man, the Haggis man can,
The Haggis man can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie
The Haggis man? The Haggis man can
The Haggis man can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

The Haggis man makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,
The Haggis man? The Haggis man can, the Haggis man can
The Haggis man can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
'cause the Haggis man thinks it should

Spank-A-Haggis

"Haggis" ("The Haggis Colada Song")

I am Haggis, hear me bark
In undies too big to remark
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've been runnin' at the park
And I've been alone there in the dark
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

Oh yes I am small
But it's smallness born of pain
Yes, I've paid for sex
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can lick anything
I am strong (he smells)
I am invisivble (we wish)
I am Haggis!

Ya load 16 tons,
Whadda ya get?

A three pound Haggis,
if weighed sopping wet.

St. Peter doncha call me
Cause I can't gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Haggis constipates ya, I can't go no mo'

Rolling Thunder said:

Ya load 16 tons,
Whadda ya get?

A three pound Haggis,
if weighed sopping wet.

St. Peter doncha call me
Cause I can't gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Haggis constipates ya, I can't go no mo'

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I just heard Tennessee Ernie Ford groan in a moment of discontent.

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the Haggis in the Sky

Twinkle twinkle little Haggis

Row, row, row your Haggis
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a Haggis

(nope, it doesn't rhyme, and I don't care!)

Jersey Chick said:

Row, row, row your Haggis
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a Haggis

(nope, it doesn't rhyme, and I don't care!)

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In this thread, I don't think it has to rhyme.

Hell, it's Haggis...meaning, not much rhymes w/ Haggis, before he gets his chew toys in a knot, or something...

Haggis
On my shoulders
makes me nervous
Haggis
on my leg
just makes me cry

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If I could save Haggis in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to throw it away
In a trashcan today
In the hopes that it'd go far away

It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil's Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're Paralyzed

'Cause This Is Haggis, Haggis Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About
Strike
You Know It's Haggis, Haggis Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Haggis
Tonight

Dudud dooo doo.

I saw a Haggis with a Chinese menu in his hand
Strutting through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Pooch's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow haggis
Haggis of London

If you hear him whining around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got titillated late last night
Haggis of London again
Haggis of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been runover in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your socks out, Jim
I'd like to meet his groomer
Haggis of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the Haggis
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the Haggis
I saw Haggis drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His fur was mangy
Haggis of London
Draw blood

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
you give Haggis
a bad name

Haggis Shook Me All Night Long?

"He's a Haggis"

"Well he's all you'd ever want,
He's the kind they'd like to flaunt and have for dinner.
Well he always knows his place.
He's got style; he's got grace; he's a winner.
He's a haggis... Whoa whoa whoa, he's a haggis.
Talkin' about that little meatlof, and the meatloaf is mine."