BOGUS BIOS (the sociopathic contest discussion.....)
No one will be harmed.
Ok. Now that you are willing to listen:
RULES:
1) A [your?] bio in 500 words or less, don't put your name in it, although you may refer to yourself either as 'I' , 'The Eternal Obtuse Poofinator', Evelyn, or even 'Tortise Rhodes'. Yes, I want anonymous entries. One pervictim. member. PM them to me. Make sure I realize what they are!
2) Lie like a tile floor; pursue truth and beat it with a wet towel until it promises to leave you alone.
3) Make people laugh until they either soil themselves or cause liquid to appear on their computers.
4) Pick on yourself, the exception being the fictional person [if that's they way you swing] you are bio-graphical-izi-cating-ish.
5) If you can't keep it totally clean, at least use words that people have to look up before they can be offended.
6)Contest runs until 12:00 Midnight Eastern Standard Time, March 7, 2008. I will try to have all entries posted for voting by AM on March 9th.
7) Voting will commence either when I'm good and ready or sometime on March 10, 2008...which ever comes first.
8) There are prizes. Real ones. I'll list them later. No Virtual Cognac this time.
9)NOTE: The Cabaret denizens were fooling with this a few months back and they came up with some good ones like this and that which were rather impressive, so there's a good model for you to follow. I/E you cannot copy them, and the dear folks who submitted them may not resubmit them. They have to fabricate new ones.
Anything else? Oh yeah. Participants will not be tested for any illegal substances. If you have to take PHENTERMINE to write this...it's your feet.
Ok then....ready, set,...
99 bottles of beer on...
(huh? oh...writing contest..yeah...)
GO!!!!!!
No one will be harmed.
Ok. Now that you are willing to listen:
RULES:
1) A [your?] bio in 500 words or less, don't put your name in it, although you may refer to yourself either as 'I' , 'The Eternal Obtuse Poofinator', Evelyn, or even 'Tortise Rhodes'. Yes, I want anonymous entries. One per
2) Lie like a tile floor; pursue truth and beat it with a wet towel until it promises to leave you alone.
3) Make people laugh until they either soil themselves or cause liquid to appear on their computers.
4) Pick on yourself, the exception being the fictional person [if that's they way you swing] you are bio-graphical-izi-cating-ish.
5) If you can't keep it totally clean, at least use words that people have to look up before they can be offended.
6)Contest runs until 12:00 Midnight Eastern Standard Time, March 7, 2008. I will try to have all entries posted for voting by AM on March 9th.
7) Voting will commence either when I'm good and ready or sometime on March 10, 2008...which ever comes first.
8) There are prizes. Real ones. I'll list them later. No Virtual Cognac this time.
9)NOTE: The Cabaret denizens were fooling with this a few months back and they came up with some good ones like this and that which were rather impressive, so there's a good model for you to follow. I/E you cannot copy them, and the dear folks who submitted them may not resubmit them. They have to fabricate new ones.
Anything else? Oh yeah. Participants will not be tested for any illegal substances. If you have to take PHENTERMINE to write this...it's your feet.
Ok then....ready, set,...
99 bottles of beer on...
(huh? oh...writing contest..yeah...)
GO!!!!!!
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