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Old 02-21-2012, 04:04 AM   #701
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Seep makes me gag. It makes me think of an infected wound.
Indeed. It doesn't help any, either, if you've ever been with a woman who's "ladybits" are an "outie"...
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:53 PM   #702
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:35 PM   #703
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Hole. Pole. Hairy mole.

(Okay, maybe I haven't read that last one in erotica. Yet.)
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:41 PM   #704
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Hole. Pole. Hairy mole.

(Okay, maybe I haven't read that last one in erotica. Yet.)
Double dog dare ya.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:44 PM   #705
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Not. A fucking. Chance.

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Old 02-22-2012, 10:49 PM   #706
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Hairy mole fetish.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:51 PM   #707
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:53 PM   #708
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Hairy mole fetish.
Now with extra twincest.
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Old 03-08-2012, 11:46 PM   #709
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Thought I'd chime in. I haven't seen this word in ages, but ran across it the other day: Manroot! I mean really? It makes me giggle even now. :-D

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Old 03-10-2012, 04:45 AM   #710
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I haven't seen this word in ages, but ran across it the other day: Manroot!
I've seen that before too, but I think it's also been a while. I can't remember where I saw it either.
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Old 03-10-2012, 06:37 AM   #711
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If you plant a manroot in soil and water it, does it grow?
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Old 03-10-2012, 06:40 AM   #712
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If you plant a manroot in soil and water it, does it grow?
I just want you to know you've put a mind-scarring image in my head.
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Old 03-10-2012, 06:50 AM   #713
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Old 03-10-2012, 05:41 PM   #714
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Thought I'd chime in. I haven't seen this word in ages, but ran across it the other day: Manroot! I mean really? It makes me giggle even now. :-D

Awesome thread, btw!
I can't imagine writing a sentence with 'manroot' in it without cracking up. There is not a hope in hell that I could ever take that word seriously! Hilarious. Thanks for sharing, Ashla!
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Old 03-10-2012, 06:01 PM   #715
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If you plant a manroot in soil and water it, does it grow?
And now the often-used movie image of a hand reaching up through loose soil has been replaced.

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Old 03-10-2012, 06:49 PM   #716
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I've been trying to come up with some new words for my WIP, and this is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

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Old 03-11-2012, 01:22 PM   #717
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I can't imagine writing a sentence with 'manroot' in it without cracking up. There is not a hope in hell that I could ever take that word seriously! Hilarious. Thanks for sharing, Ashla!
Lol...I agree. There is no good way to make manroot sound convincing. Just...ewe.
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:15 AM   #718
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Lol...I agree. There is no good way to make manroot sound convincing. Just...ewe.
Especially if said "manroot" is really more like a stumpy little weed...
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Old 03-24-2012, 06:57 PM   #719
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Vulva...

something about that word just makes me feel sick. When I was a child, I read a book about a dogs life and it mentioned her vulva when she was having puppies and ever since then I've just associated the word with a dog. Gross... I know.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:50 PM   #720
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I'd like to thank you all. Few things in my life have made me laugh as hard as this thread has.
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TWAT - I'd only ever use it in a derogatory sense. ("a foolish or despicable person", from dictionary.com)
LADYGARDEN - Only if we're doing agriculture down there. Though it might be the appropriate place to plant a 'manroot'. :)
VULVA - I'm with those who find it just so wrong.
PRICK - Is something you might do to yourself with a needle if you're not careful enough. Though, it does have the virtue of being recyclable. As in, "the prick pricked her with his prick".

These are only my humble opinions... and thus should be taken as gospel. :p
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:50 AM   #721
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LADYGARDEN - Only if we're doing agriculture down there. Though it might be the appropriate place to plant a 'manroot'.
Funny... I really don't care if she calls it a "ladygarden"... Just so long as my "manroot" can find its way home, I'm happy.
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Mast.

No, just no.
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Mast.

No, just no.
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I actually saw that in a book I got today. Granted, it was a free read but still. Just....why?
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I actually saw that in a book I got today. Granted, it was a free read but still. Just....why?
Granted, I have no issue with referring to an erect penis "standing at full mast", but to call one's tackle a "mast"...?

Kinda dehumanizes it, but then again, so does calling it "tackle"...
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