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Banned
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![]() Actually, how's this (to Purefoy): "I need you to put your hard, throbbing meatlizard in my forest of righteous truth and wiggle it about a bit until my ladygarden has a fizzy?" |
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Retired Illuminatus
Join Date: Sep 2010
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At least once, or maybe a few dozen times.
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Dangerous Bill 'Lessons at the Edge' - College student and his mother's best friend share an apartment. CAUTION: Explicit, 18+ http://www.amazon.com/Lessons-Edge-P...ns+at+the+edge Reviewed 'two thumbs up' at Erotica Revealed. |
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Ruining your porn since 1984
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RIP Taihg. I can't believe it's been a year already. More Taihg. Because he was awesome. |
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Ruining your porn since 1984
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I mean, have I been doing it wrong? I didn't know things were supposed to start frothing down there...
Should I start putting popping candy up there? ![]() ![]()
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RIP Taihg. I can't believe it's been a year already. More Taihg. Because he was awesome. |
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Freeway stomper extraordinaire
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Procrastination Nation
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Great. Now I can't get the image out of my head of Pop Rocks and Coke making a vagina explode, just like poor Mikey's stomach.
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That's why it's called a candy shop.
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Imagined half of it.
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Ruining your porn since 1984
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Nah it'd be cool. It wouldn't explode, but it'd make a good party trick.
The Human BottleRocket. Also known as the Human Yeast Infection Factory. ...On second thoughts...
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RIP Taihg. I can't believe it's been a year already. More Taihg. Because he was awesome. |
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There are titty bars in Thailand that show that very thing.
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Bradley Cooper told me.
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Shouting from the Rooftops
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![]() ![]() ![]() Screw reading erotica, give me this thread anyday.
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figuring it all out
Join Date: May 2011
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Climax. idk why. i think it pertains more to books
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Angelic by name, fiendish by nature
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Jolly old England
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I will say this once: anybody calling a vagina a "Velvet Tardis" can never be taken seriously.
and yes, I've heard it called that in a work that was intended to be serious
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On the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked.
A question that must never be answered... |
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Bigger on the inside than it appeared from the outside?
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Let's see what's on special today..
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I don't know what I'm doing in this area or how I got here - that's my excuse anyway - but thanks for the laughs, guys!
That's loosely speaking, of course, scarlett.
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Everything yields to treatment.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Anacry--You don't like the word 'cock'? It's by far my favorite word for penis...all those lovely hard consonants.
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Shouting from the Rooftops
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Lol, it's a daily term of affection here: you alright, cock? so, semantically, it loses its force on me too. Just makes me snigger...
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Angelic by name, fiendish by nature
Join Date: Apr 2011
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I assume that's what they meant. Either way, it meant I couldn't watch Doctor Who with a straight face for a short while after hearing it.
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On the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked.
A question that must never be answered... |
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Alien to My Own Planet
Join Date: May 2011
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Throbbing? Do these women have Supergirl's vision capabilities? Can they see the man's pulse and blood pressure? I picture a bad 50s sci-fi film with some sort of alien with big veins over its head pulsing up and down thanks to some off-camera sfx person squeezing a rubber siphon bulb. It conjures the sound of a heartbeat. Seems ripe for an Edgar Allen Poe reboot, such as The Telltale Schlong. If it could throb as the phrase implies, well, the local adult store would have not a single toy on the shelves because there would be no need. I'm sure someone would have trained theirs to buzz and vibrate as well. And likely as not, every male would die within six months of puberty because their blood pressure would have to be 400 over 200. Funny, but not a turn on. Come to think of it, I should use it as a story title. The Case of the Throbbing Manhood. Or The Throbbing Manhood from Mars.
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Currently reading: Objectivism: The Philosophy of Ayn Rand, Leonard Peikoff Writing a book and publishing most of it online as I go: Outpost Earth Twittering, sadly... |
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