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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
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In one book (that was soooo awful it was awful), it was described as a battering ram. All I could think was - How the hell did he get his pants on???
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lost in space
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: escaped pangoo-ins and on the run...
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...and the walls came crumbling down...
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Happy to be here
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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starting over
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Toronto. Gotta love it.
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Oddly enough, I really like the word "plowed" in a certain context - in the play Antony and Cleopatra, where someone is describing Caesar's relationship with Cleopatra. I think the exact line is, "He plowed her, and she cropped".
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AW Inmate #90976
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And on that thought, to be honest I think some of the most common vulgar words are, in the right context, real turn-on words for me. "Please f**k me." Simple, but it does it for me for some reason. |
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Ribbed for your pleasure.
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When I was reading the Beauty trilogy, I had to stop and catch my breath from laughing the first time I read nether lips
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hidebound Midwest
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Till the fertile fields, just be aware some rows are tough to hoe.
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Rambaldi's Chosen One
Join Date: Feb 2007
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The thing about writing sex -- the same word/phrase/term that one person finds sexy, the next person will find disgusting, and the third find funny as all hell. It's tricky.
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:)
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Nothing really gags and disgusts me. Many things make me laugh. Particularly purple prose. I did a really funny set of dirty mad libs once, it was very very fun.
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^ Just Me & a Sharpie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Another word to call the penis is organ...and yeah, that is what they call it but to put it into an erotic novel for a man "to hold his organ and..." Well, you get it. Scientific words are turnoffs in my book, too.
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Set yourself free
Join Date: Dec 2006
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What about horny *****cker ?
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^ Just Me & a Sharpie
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Nah, truelyana, this current book I'm reading the hero sounded like a horny virgin. He couldn't get to the woman fast enough, or stop touching. Was kind of uncomfortable for the woman if you ask me. Ha...I wanted to shut the book to give them some privacy.
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...::Zanna Perry::... Untitled short Blake/Sasha (in the works)
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
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This thread is cracking me up. I thought battering ram was pretty much the end all - but I was wrong.
Hmm.... plowed seems a bit impersonal to me, but not really squicky. I think of that as a wham-bam-thank you-ma'am type roll, roll, roll in zee hay. |
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Set yourself free
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Throbbing manhood.
A manhood which throbs, makes me giggle. |
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Set yourself free
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That is kinda cute, in a laughable way.
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
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Ah yes, the ever present throbbing manhood. Am I the only one who pictures it pulsing, like a cartoon thumb when it gets whacked with a hammer (the thumb, not the manhood)? And has anyone actually ever seen a manhood throb? I image it'd freak the sh@t out of me.
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King of Procrastination
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Spunk.
Or really, any of the other nicknames for sperm. I enjoy the occasional erotica/romance, but its not Hustler, lets keep the trash words out of it.
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Couple beers or two? *hic* |
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Seeking a Sanctuary of Intelligence
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Reminds me of one that cracks me up constantly "Love Muscle" There use to be a porn star named "Lance Love Muscle" I can't read anything that talks about his throbbing love muscle without thinking "what twit wrote this" geeze.... OMG I have to go wash now.....
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Walkin' That Road
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Hmmm, interesting word selections here. As for me, the number one turn-off word that cools my jets in a heartbeat is 'No'.
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^ Just Me & a Sharpie
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As it should, brokenfingers.
![]() Another word I came across that left my mouth dirty... PRICK. ...as in another name for a man's thing.
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...::Zanna Perry::... Untitled short Blake/Sasha (in the works)
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Happy to be here
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No, and I hope I never do because, like you, I'd run the other way. Ick!
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King of Procrastination
Join Date: Jan 2008
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being a man, and an athlete (locker room) i have had many an oppurtunity to see a manhood throb
and have yet to see one do it....so if you see one throb i would suggest police investigation
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Is it hot in here, or it just Hugh?
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Imagine that in an episode of CSI
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