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Old 03-11-2008, 02:17 AM   #3151
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In 1943, Komnena the horse lived on the island of Kauai. She was carrying a hunter through the jungle forest as they hunted for wild boar.

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A bullet hit its target and the hunter fell from the horse.

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Heron knew she shouldn't do it. She had no choice though. The cats had to pay and she was just the person to do it.

The water was ready and the protective gloves on.

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