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Old 06-21-2008, 05:13 PM   #1126
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:36 PM   #1127
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:10 PM   #1128
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:50 AM   #1129
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but the trip you'll be going on soon will be interesting enough to make up for it.
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Old 08-09-2009, 06:34 AM   #1130
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Here. Accept this large wooden badger.

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Old 08-09-2009, 08:02 AM   #1131
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but you know I'm into bestiality, and I really did think she was a baboon.

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Old 08-09-2009, 04:25 PM   #1132
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at least rats taste good with ginger and soy sauce.

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Old 08-09-2009, 04:31 PM   #1133
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:54 PM   #1134
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Old 08-09-2009, 11:17 PM   #1135
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Old 08-10-2009, 04:25 AM   #1136
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...shit being cookies and dip being chocolate, I meant you were delicious.

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Old 08-10-2009, 06:34 AM   #1137
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if you want to leave live ciggy butts on your doorstep, that's your business.

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Old 08-10-2009, 06:54 AM   #1138
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...that parrot talked way too much. It had a big mouth. And it told all my dirty, dirty secrets. The ones it saw in my bedroom. And bathroom. And kitchen table. And on the roof. And that time I went to the alley with all the crack-whores.

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Old 08-10-2009, 07:21 AM   #1139
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that chicken needed thawing and the computer wasn't doing the job

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Old 08-10-2009, 05:36 PM   #1140
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i have to close my junkyard to go on vacation and you did say you'd puppysit


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Old 08-10-2009, 05:47 PM   #1142
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I'm sorry that i ever married Max de Winter, but I could never resist living in a beautiful country estate with a psychotic housekeeper.

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Old 08-10-2009, 05:50 PM   #1143
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we're all snickering about your wearing white anyway.

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Old 08-10-2009, 06:01 PM   #1144
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I'm sorry that i left your raisin and sour cream pie out all night but since someone already left the cake out in the rain and I didn't think that I could take it 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'd never have that recipe again, I figured I'd leave the pie out as well.

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Old 08-12-2009, 05:38 AM   #1146
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at least i didn't paint them on the water tower.


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