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Old 12-06-2011, 03:39 AM   #3601
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but the burning in your throat and coughing shouldn't have lasted longer than twenty minutes.

I'm sorry I pawned your priceless Ming vase but
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:02 AM   #3602
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How was I supposed to know "Made In China" was a good thing?


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Old 12-06-2011, 05:13 AM   #3603
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just remember who you woke up with at the last night on the town.

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Old 12-08-2011, 08:42 AM   #3604
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...they told me they were hungry.

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Old 12-08-2011, 04:31 PM   #3605
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...once I'll split my windfall profit, I'm sure they'll all turn up again.

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Old 12-08-2011, 05:33 PM   #3606
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you should never have invested in vinyl underwear.

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Old 12-13-2011, 08:14 PM   #3607
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that was a really ugly lampshade on her head.
I'm sorry I stomped the Christmas decorations on the day before the Thanksgiving.
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Old 12-14-2011, 01:38 PM   #3608
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...it came in handy since Christmas decorations are pretty useless if presents are scarce.

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Old 12-15-2011, 06:13 AM   #3609
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really, what made you think injuries incurred at an S/M club would be covered?

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Old 12-15-2011, 10:50 AM   #3610
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...your appearance last year as a naked Santa did kind of spoil things.

I'm sorry your Christmas tree caught fire and burned your house down, but...
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:51 PM   #3611
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...I take it with a : I'll no longer be burdened with the hassle of Council Tax.

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Old 12-16-2011, 07:39 AM   #3612
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you are supposed to put money into the collection basket.

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Old 12-16-2011, 10:49 AM   #3613
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...I'm giving you my seventeen-volume autobiography for Christmas.

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Old 12-16-2011, 01:59 PM   #3614
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...I'm sure I'll find something more precious at the other end -- it was a double rainbow.

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Old 12-17-2011, 05:26 AM   #3615
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I warned you about moving in next door to your in-laws.

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Old 12-17-2011, 05:50 AM   #3616
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...that should help you remember these words:

"It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." -- Henry David Thoreau


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Old 12-17-2011, 03:14 PM   #3617
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...my yacht, my helicopter and my government are not going to be scrapped with your half-baked quackery.

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Old 12-17-2011, 11:42 PM   #3618
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possession is nine tenths of the law.

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Old 12-18-2011, 03:55 AM   #3619
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...the park ranger says the buffalo was only slightly bruised.

I'm sorry the great chandelier fell on the audience in the middle of the opera, but...
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at least it woke everybody up in time for intermission.

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Old 12-18-2011, 03:12 PM   #3621
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...they're all hospitalized and have a few nights to sleep over it.

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at least I've figured it out this time.

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...all ugliness put aside, let's hope flyingtart keeps something nicer on her leash!

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something about enlarged pores really gets me hot.

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...now you won't have to restyle it again--ever.

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