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Old 02-09-2007, 08:10 PM   #126
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Tsuki dear, I am trying to do you a favor. Nobody in their right mind should read Pilgrims Progress unless you are researching victorian aged religous conduct in western society for the most boring research paper of all time. Really, you should be thanking me.
While I agree I should be thanking you for saving me from a horirble literary fate, I'm DYING to see Jay's mod powers in action (they probably go great with the full leather suit). She's the chosen one, and I vote you as the guinea pig.
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:13 PM   #127
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You vicious b!tch. . .


Anyway, The New Pilgrims Progress is a much better read.
Really, Weren?

Vicious?

I was trying to inspire her to do her math. I wouldn't have inflicted it on her if the math was done.

You, on the other hand...the second you fall asleep, I am soooo painting your toe nails sparkly blue...
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:15 PM   #128
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Given this guy's, um, strangeness--and I don't mean strange like most of us seem to be, but strangeness in the sense of, um, strange--I can see him bursting into little furry lizards upon Yugo impact.

Neat.

I want a Mr. Smithers, then. As a crash-test dummy.

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chihuahuas and cats?
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:18 PM   #129
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Vicious?

I was trying to inspire her to do her math. I wouldn't have inflicted it on her if the math was done.

You, on the other hand...the second you fall asleep, I am soooo painting your toe nails sparkly blue...
Don't fall for his trickery, Jay. He's rabid. An animal. He...He tore my by math homework and...busted the...ceiling fan. Yeah! he busted the ceiling fan!
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:09 PM   #130
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:10 PM   #131
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Don't fall for his trickery, Jay. He's rabid. An animal. He...He tore my by math homework and...busted the...ceiling fan. Yeah! he busted the ceiling fan!


Sounds kinky. . . reminds me of a time when it was really hot and we. . .uh, broke a fan.

True story. We had a good laugh.
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:17 PM   #132
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***looks at floor***

you all came back in here and walked all over my clean floor

***gets fire hose***

now you're gonna get it

***hose spews forth a stream of colored scarves***

Oh. Right. Ha Ha.

***gets gun***

Now you're gonna get it

***gun spews forth a sign that says 'BANG'***

Crimmminy.....

***Peels banana, tosses peel on floor and walks away without noticing a sign drawn in crayon taped to her back***

I. M. Toopid.....
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:19 PM   #133
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Don't fall for his trickery, Jay. He's rabid. An animal. He...He tore my by math homework and...busted the...ceiling fan. Yeah! he busted the ceiling fan!


Suppose your going to have to read the Pilgrims Progress then. Sorry.
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:26 PM   #134
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Sounds kinky. . . reminds me of a time when it was really hot and we. . .uh, broke a fan.

True story. We had a good laugh.
This is odd... I didn roughly the same thing about a year ago. Shoved my foot through the thing while erm... waltzing.... Ahem....
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***looks at floor***

you all came back in here and walked all over my clean floor

***gets fire hose***

now you're gonna get it

***hose spews forth a stream of colored scarves***

Oh. Right. Ha Ha.

***gets gun***

Now you're gonna get it

***gun spews forth a sign that says 'BANG'***

Crimmminy.....

***Peels banana, tosses peel on floor and walks away without noticing a sign drawn in crayon taped to her back***

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Ehh heeh hee hee hee hee hee!!!!
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:27 PM   #136
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Just leave my clothes on this time.
You wish! You'll be stripped and covered in whipped cream wihtin the hour
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I didn't make the mess Lady Jay. It was the boys. They're so.....boyish.


And the cat. Blame the cat. She spilled the grape juice.
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Oh, cute little doggie person is trying to foist blame? *snickers* Grape juice was spilled onto Weren's pants. Nary a drop hit anything Imperial Mod Lady Jay would have needed to deal with. *unsheaths claws* However, should something need shredding or pruning, KCC members are always here to help. Need a haircut, cute little doggie person?

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***looks around. Sees kitties all asleep, or nearly so, on their luxury 8 level, carpet covered kitty tower...

...sees doggies all asleep on their big, plush, black suede sofa....

....sees frogs all asleep in their luxury 500 gallon terrarium modeled on the Amazonian basin eco system....


....sees Tsuki all asleep in her cute, pink, footie, 'Hello Kitty' sleep wear...

...sees there is not an ounce of Captain Morgan left in the joint....

....sees the remnants of several joints in the bottom of a'Captain Morgan' bottle....***

Well....at least it's clean......ish

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***looks around. Sees kitties all asleep, or nearly so, on their luxury 8 level, carpet covered kitty tower...

...sees doggies all asleep on their big, plush, black suede sofa....

....sees frogs all asleep in their luxury 500 gallon terrarium modeled on the Amazonian basin eco system....


....sees Tsuki all asleep in her cute, pink, footie, 'Hello Kitty' sleep wear...

...sees there is not an ounce of Captain Morgan left in the joint....

....sees the remnants of several joints in the bottom of a'Captain Morgan' bottle....***

Well....at least it's clean......ish

***leaves to restock Captain Morgan***
*sniff* Isn't she just like the best co-Mod EVER?
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Maybe she could make us some 'hair of the dog'. I hear it only takes a blender....and you know how Jay likes sharp thing.
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It's still clean. Thanks.
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Maybe she could make us some 'hair of the dog'. I hear it only takes a blender....and you know how Jay likes sharp thing.
The Kitty Cat Cabal offers to make up all the Hair of Dog shakes anyone would like. Really. Step right up. Blender's right here, small doggie persons. (Except cute little doggie person Soccer Mom...we like her, she grills yummy mouse potstickers...she can stay...)
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:51 AM   #148
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True. We need Soccer Mom when we can't find the mop in the Royalty Thread.
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Old 02-11-2007, 10:10 AM   #149
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Errr... would you give me a just a teeny-tiny hint as to the acceptable colors?
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Old 02-11-2007, 10:21 AM   #150
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Errr... would you give me a just a teeny-tiny hint as to the acceptable colors?
Trust me, JD, just go with the Kitty Cat Cabal. I think our color is red, but it doesn't matter because, well, we're cats and we can wear anything well.

We also have the delux kitty condo and Lady Jay never knocks US off it when she needs a lie-down...unlike the little doggie persons, who routinely get kicked off and out.

We stay in the warm, purring quietly, waiting to enforce anything Lady Jay might need taken care of. So to speak.

(BTW, the Better Join a Gang topic/poll is here: http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/...ad.php?t=54713)
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