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Forced into cell phone life
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Vicious? I was trying to inspire her to do her math. I wouldn't have inflicted it on her if the math was done. You, on the other hand...the second you fall asleep, I am soooo painting your toe nails sparkly blue... |
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She's the creepy-looking dude
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: following the breadcrumbs back to AW
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Given this guy's, um, strangeness--and I don't mean strange like most of us seem to be, but strangeness in the sense of, um, strange--I can see him bursting into little furry lizards upon Yugo impact.
Neat. I want a Mr. Smithers, then. As a crash-test dummy. Can anyone tell me the how to care for the little critters? What do they eat? chihuahuas and cats?
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Yep. It's my blog, again. Sorta like looking in someone's medicine cabinet, but much more boring. Last update: Fall, 2009 with random family pictures and no explanations. |
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Forced into cell phone life
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Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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Funny what? Do I amuse you?
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Hub
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Just leave my clothes on this time.
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Funny what? Do I amuse you?
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Sounds kinky. . . reminds me of a time when it was really hot and we. . .uh, broke a fan. True story. We had a good laugh.
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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***looks at floor***
you all came back in here and walked all over my clean floor ***gets fire hose*** now you're gonna get it ***hose spews forth a stream of colored scarves*** Oh. Right. Ha Ha. ***gets gun*** Now you're gonna get it ***gun spews forth a sign that says 'BANG'*** Crimmminy..... ***Peels banana, tosses peel on floor and walks away without noticing a sign drawn in crayon taped to her back*** I. M. Toopid..... |
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Funny what? Do I amuse you?
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Suppose your going to have to read the Pilgrims Progress then. Sorry.
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Forced into cell phone life
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
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This is odd... I didn roughly the same thing about a year ago. Shoved my foot through the thing while erm... waltzing.... Ahem....
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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Forced into cell phone life
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Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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Forced into cell phone life
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Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
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You wish! You'll be stripped and covered in whipped cream wihtin the hour
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
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Eggplant is the preferred diet.
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She's the creepy-looking dude
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: following the breadcrumbs back to AW
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Water Door Kyam
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Yep. It's my blog, again. Sorta like looking in someone's medicine cabinet, but much more boring. Last update: Fall, 2009 with random family pictures and no explanations. |
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I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch
WPR Dominatrix
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Little South of Sanity
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Oh, cute little doggie person is trying to foist blame? *snickers* Grape juice was spilled onto Weren's pants. Nary a drop hit anything Imperial Mod Lady Jay would have needed to deal with. *unsheaths claws* However, should something need shredding or pruning, KCC members are always here to help. Need a haircut, cute little doggie person? *purrs happily at Imperial Mod Lady Jay; curls up; goes back to sleep*
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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***looks around. Sees kitties all asleep, or nearly so, on their luxury 8 level, carpet covered kitty tower...
...sees doggies all asleep on their big, plush, black suede sofa.... ....sees frogs all asleep in their luxury 500 gallon terrarium modeled on the Amazonian basin eco system.... ....sees Tsuki all asleep in her cute, pink, footie, 'Hello Kitty' sleep wear... ...sees there is not an ounce of Captain Morgan left in the joint.... ....sees the remnants of several joints in the bottom of a'Captain Morgan' bottle....*** Well....at least it's clean......ish ***leaves to restock Captain Morgan*** |
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I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch
WPR Dominatrix
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Little South of Sanity
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Jeanne Action, Adventure, Romance & Humor Coming Dec. 3, 2013, Alien Research -- Preorder NOW! ![]() --Click the covers to go to my website for details & more! Submit your poetry, humor & shorts to Raphael's Village! |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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A really good co-mod would have made us some bloody marys.
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She's the creepy-looking dude
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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I'm not so sure--she might get confused and bloody up a Mary or two, instead.
*smiles and is glad her name is not even close to Mary*
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Yep. It's my blog, again. Sorta like looking in someone's medicine cabinet, but much more boring. Last update: Fall, 2009 with random family pictures and no explanations. |
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#144 |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hmmm. I hadn't considered that. I'll withdraw my suggestion should anyone named "Mary" so request.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Maybe she could make us some 'hair of the dog'. I hear it only takes a blender....and you know how Jay likes sharp thing.
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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It's still clean. Thanks.
I'm tired. ***pushes all dogs from sofa...gives 'Cindy' 100 bucks to take them to 'Applebys'....naps on sofa*** |
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I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch
WPR Dominatrix
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Little South of Sanity
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The Kitty Cat Cabal offers to make up all the Hair of Dog shakes anyone would like. Really. Step right up. Blender's right here, small doggie persons. (Except cute little doggie person Soccer Mom...we like her, she grills yummy mouse potstickers...she can stay...)
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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True. We need Soccer Mom when we can't find the mop in the Royalty Thread.
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Indonesian Yak Keeper
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Northern California
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Errr... would you give me a just a teeny-tiny hint as to the acceptable colors? |
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I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch
WPR Dominatrix
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Little South of Sanity
Posts: 7,527
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We also have the delux kitty condo and Lady Jay never knocks US off it when she needs a lie-down...unlike the little doggie persons, who routinely get kicked off and out. We stay in the warm, purring quietly, waiting to enforce anything Lady Jay might need taken care of. So to speak. (BTW, the Better Join a Gang topic/poll is here: http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/...ad.php?t=54713)
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Jeanne Action, Adventure, Romance & Humor Coming Dec. 3, 2013, Alien Research -- Preorder NOW! ![]() --Click the covers to go to my website for details & more! Submit your poetry, humor & shorts to Raphael's Village! |
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