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Old 02-09-2007, 07:35 AM   #101
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Hmmmm....nose hairs. Transplant surgery. Might just work.....
*points to Billy Zane, Samuel L. Jackson, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Damon Wayans, Yul Brynner, Vin Diesel, and Joe "Not Joey Anymore, Dammit" Lawrence*

Bald, done right, is IN and looks good. Of course, you have to have the head for it...

*sigh* Stick with your nose. It's truly your best feature.
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Old 02-09-2007, 07:43 AM   #102
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Bald, done right, is IN and looks good. Of course, you have to have the head for it...
Heh. Good thing I have shoulder length hair. I never want to be part of the IN crowd.

I like to lurk around the fringes.
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:03 AM   #103
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I say again, you have hair? I've truly never noticed. *looks at RT's latest photo from a few posts back* Nope, if there's hair, or eyes, or ears, I can't see it...
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:15 AM   #104
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:08 AM   #105
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Hmmm...no, nope, don't see any hair. Interesting angle on the nose, though. It's still very...compelling...
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:41 PM   #106
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*sigh*

Considered to be only a nose object.































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Old 02-09-2007, 05:51 PM   #107
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***Walks in. Looks around.***

GREAT HORNEY TOADS!!!!!!!!!!

all I did was log off and write...

I was going to turn this into a nice 'Comedy Noir' Cafe.

This place looks like a frat house on day 6 of pledge week.

***Walks out. Walks back in with fire hose. Cleans.***

Ahhh.......Fabulous!

***outside the dazed revelers pick themselves up off the sidewalk, and wander away just as a safe falls from the sky. It lands in the place they just vacated, embeds itself in the sidewalk, cracks open and spews forth hundreds of rainbow colored cartoon bunnies that hop merrily away***
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Old 02-09-2007, 05:55 PM   #108
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:00 PM   #109
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*** chase down Mr. Thunder and carry him off to the carwash. He emerges in Dennis Rodman's wedding dress.***

Looks like I'm going to have to think about a 'late night comedy cabaret', too.
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:02 PM   #110
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Jay! What are you doing online? I thought you told me you had a neighbor to skin?

You're done? My, how times flies....
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He's a...dog, right? Like Haggis only, um, bigger. MUCH bigger. (Yeah, pay me later for that one, RT)

I'M the cat, dammit.

'Cole's the sorta poet.

And Jay's the sociopath.

Titles? I have titles to sell...
Sociopath is NOT a title....

......it's a way of life.
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Jay baby, when you wake up tomarrow morning and see this. . . YOU WILL NOT LET IT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!!


i mean. . . she knocked over my wine. . . *sob*


I tired.
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Jay! What are you doing online? I thought you told me you had a neighbor to skin?

You're done? My, how times flies....
I'm compiling a reading list for you, missy. Now, if you go work on your math, I promise I won't make you read 'A Pilgrim's Progress from This World to That Which is To Come'.
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I'm compiling a reading list for you, missy. Now, if you go work on your math, I promise I won't make you read 'A Pilgrim's Progress from This World to That Which is To Come'.
Yes! Thank you Jay! I in need of a good reading list (btw- I found out that our library does have the Art of War, but the librarian working yesterday was immune to me sweet talking routine. Perhaps I'll just have to pay my overdues? *sigh*)

Actually, I don't have to do my math anymore. I gave my mathmatically-enlightened uncle a kick ass back rub, and he did it for me.
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I once worked with a fella who drove a Yugo.

And when he drove it, he always wore a motorcycle helmet.

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You vicious b!tch. . .


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You vicious b!tch. . .


Anyway, The New Pilgrims Progress is a much better read.
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Old 02-09-2007, 07:45 PM   #124
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Old 02-09-2007, 07:59 PM   #125
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Tsuki dear, I am trying to do you a favor. Nobody in their right mind should read Pilgrims Progress unless you are researching victorian aged religous conduct in western society for the most boring research paper of all time. Really, you should be thanking me.
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