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Old 02-09-2007, 04:19 AM   #51
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Actually, a song and some pastries would be nice right about now.
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Go Home,Tsuki. Go to bed. Forget EVERYTHING.

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Go home? If I go home, I'll have nothing to steal! It's all mine! And I get PISSED when someone steals from me, so I'll end up beating the living crap out of...myself, and well, I'll be stuck having to pay my medical bills because I'm an inconsiderate buttwipe, but I can't say that aloud because I'll hear it and get very, very angry with myself.
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:03 AM   #56
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Pasties are always nice.
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Pasties are always nice.

Yeah~! (?)




..........................no


Oh yeah. . . Jay, I am celebrating my dedicating my 1500th post to you. . .


um. . . . this is my 1500th post.
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:18 AM   #58
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Uh, Jay? When did I become a kitty cat??
He's a...dog, right? Like Haggis only, um, bigger. MUCH bigger. (Yeah, pay me later for that one, RT)

I'M the cat, dammit.

'Cole's the sorta poet.

And Jay's the sociopath.

Titles? I have titles to sell...
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[quote=JeanneTGC;1112695]He's a...dog, right? Like Haggis only, um, bigger. MUCH bigger. (Yeah, pay me later for that one, RT)

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You've obviously never seen me in the shower.
Noooo...but if you hum a few bars...

I find music inspirational for all creativity. Particularly when discussing male "attributes"...
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Hmmm...so RT's IS bigger than Haggis'...

(We cats love stirring up this kind of trouble .)
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Am friggin not!


I don't even like poetry unless it really friggin sucks. . . and is gratuitous. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.

Right on! Let's get wasted and hire and escort service! Gotta see those pasties close up. . .

I am going to write this one off as: Developmental Research.


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*sprays humor forum with Cat-Be-Gone*
*Laughs at Haggis' pathetic attempts to remove feline presence. Rubs scent ALL over the place. Calls other felines to come on by and taunt the cute little doggy thing.*

The new mod's in and all is clear...
I think I'm gonna like it here...

*curls up and grooms while sniggering at cute little doggy things, but keeps it all inside*
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I don't even like poetry unless it really friggin sucks. . . and is gratuitous. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.
*points up to 'Coles previous poetic-type post*

Poet. By your own definition.

The Prosecution rests, your Honor.
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The Prosecution rests, your Honor.
Yeah. About 22 hours a day, I figure.

Don't you felines have rats to torture or kill or something?
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Thanks Haggis. . .


Your gonna regret this jeanne. . . I mean, really. Yeah. I said it. Right. I mean, your. . .like. . . really gonna regret it.


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. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.
Hell, Weren! Why didn't you say so earlier? The ultimate whoopy cushion chair gag:


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Thanks Haggis. . .

Your gonna regret this jeanne. . . I mean, really. Yeah. I said it. Right. I mean, your. . .like. . . really gonna regret it.


*Passes bottle back to Haggis*

I sure told her. . . right? *hic*
*stretches, swishes tail, knocks chianti bottle over "accidentally", curls back up, examines claws*

I'm terrified. Truly I am. In fact, I'm so terrified that when I go off to bed, I'll faint.

Besides...you're both so cute when you're all stuttery and stuff...
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Hell, Weren! Why didn't you say so earlier? The ultimate whoopy cushion chair gag:


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