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Old 03-12-2007, 06:56 AM   #626
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No one is ever on the queen's side.
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Old 03-12-2007, 07:35 AM   #627
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I'd be careful, Tsuki. As far as I know, you haven't been queen yet. We could make this happen, you know. It's not a pretty thing. Just ask Jeanne.
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I am, if she pays me enough and buys me a carton of Marbs.
Hon, you get a lovely salary, two of your own personal Hunks, and a case of Marbs a week. And, since I'm the Queen and all, drinking age is YOUR age.

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Old 03-12-2007, 03:35 PM   #629
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I'd be careful, Tsuki. As far as I know, you haven't been queen yet. We could make this happen, you know. It's not a pretty thing. Just ask Jeanne.
tsuki was queen during christmas break. and she was pretty good at it...though bart may never recover.

queen is fun. when i was queen everything was copacetic and mellow. no amoking...just tax reform.

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Old 03-12-2007, 04:13 PM   #630
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thank god for thumb drives..
You've got a drive in your thumb?

Jay's a Cyborg!

Well, that explains a lot.
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:28 PM   #631
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Actually, Tsuki was Queen just a short time ago. She just.......rarely showed up. Spent all her time smoking in the girl's room, I suppose.
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Old 03-12-2007, 05:36 PM   #632
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Jay's a Cyborg!

Well, that explains a lot.
If your going to be a speciest, we prefer 'borg'.
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Old 03-12-2007, 05:39 PM   #633
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What do you mean we?

There are more?

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I assume she means women in general. I mean, do you understand them?
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Old 03-12-2007, 05:55 PM   #635
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What a gyp! My morning search for "women of star trek" anytime within the last hour BROUGHT ME HERE?!?
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What a gyp! My morning search for "women of star trek" anytime within the last hour BROUGHT ME HERE?!?
Oh. So now I'm a gyp? What ever happened to "I love you Jay", "I want you Jay", "You are everything to me Jay".

This stardom thing has gone to your head, Mr. Clare.

...dag, dress a meerkat in drag and make him do the hula and he gets a million dollar contract from Disney, and he doesn't call, doesn't write, doesn't remember the murderous psychopath who loves him....

That's it...
***Grabs Ben by the tie***

Come along, Mr. B. at least you know howw to make me feel good...

I'll beat you at Scrabble this time Ben
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Oh. So now I'm a gyp? What ever happened to "I love you Jay", "I want you Jay", "You are everything to me Jay".


Oh...I'm sorry. Did I laugh out loud?
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Old 03-12-2007, 07:30 PM   #638
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Actually, Tsuki was Queen just a short time ago. She just.......rarely showed up. Spent all her time smoking in the girl's room, I suppose.
Actually, I was in the backroom with....

*ahem* Hey, you want something to drink?
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***Grabs Ben by the tie***
*Sitting comfortably at the bar*
Y'know people said I was an idiot for buying a clip-on tie.
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you are just afraid that i will beat you at scrabble if i don't agree to a 30 letter tile handicap

nice tie i can use it to tie up things with...once i ditch the clip thing
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Bar in the Kingdom!

I need an Assassin, girl! You coming for your smokes and stuff or NOT?

(Lord, when does this Queen gig END?)
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You could always appoint a Prime Minister and spend the rest of your days on that barstool writing your memoirs and sipping tequila....
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Everytime I challenge a word of yours you beat me with the dictionary until I agree than Quone actually does exist.
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You could always appoint a Prime Minister and spend the rest of your days on that barstool writing your memoirs and sipping tequila....
Would I have to wear a ghastly hairstyle, clothes that are seemingly made of a triple-durable denim/polyester blend and which don't alter style for 60 odd years, carry some large, ugly handbag, wear sensible shoes, and have truly ugly children and relatives?

If so, I think I'll stick with the gig as initially outlined.
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Don't hang out in my place dressed in poly double-knit...


I think...for memoir writing ex-royalty...

...faded cut-offs, a Led Zeppelin T, and a Toronto BlueJays hat to keep your hair out of your face.

Shoes are optional.

Oh...and once a week you need to have a drunken tirade in which you resolve to re-take the throne from your scheming cousin Eugenia...who dresses in poly double kinit and has blue hair...but not the nice kind of blue hair.
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Don't hang out in my place dressed in poly double-knit...


I think...for memoir writing ex-royalty...

...faded cut-offs, a Led Zeppelin T, and a Toronto BlueJays hat to keep your hair out of your face.

Shoes are optional.

Oh...and once a week you need to have a drunken tirade in which you resolve to re-take the throne from your scheming cousin Eugenia...who dresses in poly double kinit and has blue hair...but not the nice kind of blue hair.
Hmmmm...sounds okay...I'll talk to you about it when I burn the Kingdom down on my way out of town...
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The kingdom is built out of stone. Try a jackhammer.
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:00 AM   #648
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Nitro, then. Definitely nitro.
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Ooooooo.....fireworks?
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