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Old 02-26-2007, 08:44 PM   #426
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I don't feel funny at all today.

What is worse...I've been trying to murder an inconvenient tertiary character for a week, and nothing seems quite right.

Bleh. Bleh. Bleh.

And ...well.... have I mentioned that my life stinks, I mean recently???

Can I start drinking now?
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Old 02-26-2007, 08:49 PM   #427
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Mr. Mgabutu here says he can "work some good mojo to combat Lady Jay's bad juju". For a fee.

I'm trying to talk him down from Chihuahua-on-a-stick to something frothy with whipped cream and some Kalua.



If he doesn't accept that payment, I'll run out and see if I can find another 'expert'.
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Good news, I've got Mr Mgabutu talked into accepting payment in the form of . . . how'd he put it again . . . "Something nice in a cup"
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if he eats haggis whos going to dress up funny to make me laugh? RT?

Right...like an aardvark in a tutu would be funny.....
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My God, Lady Jay, when you're right

You're right !
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ROFLMAO

I wish I had the software to photo shop that, animate it and make it dance.

Oh god...if there were a way to photoshop Haggis and RT dancing...

Well, now that I feel better, I best be getting back to work...
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Ok. Slamming into a planet won't work. I did that in another book. Decompression in a vaccuum ...I've used it. I want the character dead. DEAD WITH PREDJUDICE!!!!!

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The weenie is in a space ship.
It is chapter one.
I want him dead now.
I want him dead so in chapter 9, I can have another character say
"we have a body at 'Far Point' "

Sorry...but a weedwacker would pre suppose another presence on the ship.

Oh. Yeah. That could happen.

Maybe some kind of acid gel. Yeah, instead of opening a packet of katsup he sprays himself with acid gel.

No, it's a hit. The guy with the weedwacker sprays him with acid gel. No, the weedwacker sprays acid gel.

Maybe it's a lady with a weed wacker.

The guy with the weedwacker knocks him down, secures him and force feeds him and acid gel...
oh yes...that is extreme predjudice and suitably messy.

I ...why...I feel better. I feel GOOD!!!....
***cue up James Brown Music, Jaycinth dances.***

(Why yes, Haggis, with much shaking of assets...is there any other kind of dancing)
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Very simple. Switch these two signs:

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But I want another character I'm not that fond of to find the nasty mess whan she announces that there is a body at Far Point.

Out the airlock....hmmm
that gives rise to another idea I'd toyed with...you know 'car surfing' what if I put someone out the airlock with only magnetic boots and tell them to hang on until the next planet....

We're talking only 2% less than light speed within a planetary system....

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*sniffs air*

This thread is downwind from the 'How many of you smoke Weed' thread, isn't it?
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This thread is downwind from the 'How many of you smoke Weed' thread, isn't it?
I thought this WAS that thread...


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But I want another character I'm not that fond of to find the nasty mess whan she announces that there is a body at Far Point.

Out the airlock....hmmm
that gives rise to another idea I'd toyed with...you know 'car surfing' what if I put someone out the airlock with only magnetic boots and tell them to hang on until the next planet....

We're talking only 2% less than light speed within a planetary system....

***dances***

I know! Unsecured cargo. It could squish him and make a nasty mess. What fun you could have imagining the cargo and the position of the body. Oops. Someone accidentally cut the straps holiding those barrels of shitake mushrooms. BONZAI!!!!
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MidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMidnightMuse is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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