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Old 02-20-2007, 05:16 AM   #301
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Uh...shouldn't you have saved that for the Cabaret, Haggis?
Yeah, but she gave me the mike. I figured she wanted it here. Hell, she's a mod now *shudder*. If she wants it moved, let her do it.
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:19 AM   #302
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:38 AM   #303
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That was a good double haiku, Haggis.

Why do people like dogs?
Why Chihuahuas? So small and
insignificant?
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Old 02-20-2007, 06:00 AM   #304
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That was a good double haiku, Haggis.

Why do people like dogs?
Why Chihuahuas? So small and
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All dogs rock, Jeanne, dear.
Unlike cats who shed dander:
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:59 AM   #305
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All dogs rock, Jeanne, dear.
Unlike cats who shed dander:
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Dogs, drooling idiots,
Practically begging to
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Cats rule over all,
Especially over dogs,
the drooling morons.
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Oh sure. Now you show up after I'm not in drag anymore.
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:05 AM   #307
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Oh sure. Now you show up after I'm not in drag anymore.
You were in drag and I missed it! Damn it all!

Did you look like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror or John Leguziamo in To Wong Foo? Or just, you know, like a weirdo?
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GAK!

Uh...glad I missed it.

She *does* have an almost aardvark-like nose, though, doesn't she?
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Why are you people always cutting-up in my office?
I'm the only one allowed to cut anything in my office.
Don't you weirdos have jobs?
.....oh ...yeah....
I mean, why are you here in the back room when there are freaks and perverts out in the Cabaret. A HUMAN could walk in at any time...and they have money.

Now get out there and fleece them.
This should be a snap for you RT, Haggis. Work together. Be nice - ish.

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Old 02-20-2007, 06:45 PM   #311
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That was you hiding under the Yak? And here I was thinking it was just getting fat.

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I'm still brushing Yak hairs off my clothes. But he does make for a really warm, cozy couch.

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Goodness, Haggis in a bow tie?

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Hold on thar . . . Haggis wins? What does Haggis win? Dang, that'll learn me to sleep under the Yak for a full 3-day weekend.
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Hold on thar . . . Haggis wins? What does Haggis win? Dang, that'll learn me to sleep under the Yak for a full 3-day weekend.
............maybe he wins a pie......
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Oh Haggis, dear, there's a delivery for you at the front door. Can you come sign for it? What's that? Your handler can't write? Can't read, either? Oh, what a shame. Okay, I'll fetch it for you.

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How rude.


So, listen. I'd like to buy Delarege and Rollingthunder a drink from the cabaret. Delarge did the original photoshop on the av, and RT added the glowing eyeballs. You s'pose we can get a delivery in here?
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How rude.


So, listen. I'd like to buy Delarege and Rollingthunder a drink from the cabaret. Delarge did the original photoshop on the av, and RT added the glowing eyeballs. You s'pose we can get a delivery in here?
Mr. Thunder, did you say? Ok, then you can have the special case I've hidden under the bar.

RON...RON...!!!....dust off that case of NightTrain for dear Haggis here. He's celebrating today!
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Old 02-20-2007, 11:23 PM   #325
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Wow, the special case? Listen, if you find a bottle missing, it's just that - I had this stain on my garage floor, ya see, and nothing takes it out quite like NightTrain.
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