The Great AW Stare Down Contest (Loser blinks 1st)
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My eyes are tearing,
And I am fearing
That I am going to lose.
But I will not fall
To a man who is tall
and decked out in green hues.
And I am fearing
That I am going to lose.
But I will not fall
To a man who is tall
and decked out in green hues.
<--------- Has anguished eyes. That never blink. And always watch you. Even when you're sleeping. (Or your computer is off.)
If I should blink,
Then I will lose.
And then I think,
I'll turn to booze.
If he should blink,
then I would win.
And then I'd toast
Small bits of gin.
Then I will lose.
And then I think,
I'll turn to booze.
If he should blink,
then I would win.
And then I'd toast
Small bits of gin.
I don't blink, says I.
I don't blink, my eye.
Blinked not once, aye.
I don't blink says I.
Not I.
I don't blink, my eye.
Blinked not once, aye.
I don't blink says I.
Not I.
Dear sir, you offend
You're rude and uncouth
'tis not an insult,
Just a simple truth.
Your breath is bad,
You're green and rude.
Your hat is ugly,
You have a bad 'tude.
Staring at you,
Makes me wish I were dead.
I'd rather be staring,
At Carrie instead!
You're rude and uncouth
'tis not an insult,
Just a simple truth.
Your breath is bad,
You're green and rude.
Your hat is ugly,
You have a bad 'tude.
Staring at you,
Makes me wish I were dead.
I'd rather be staring,
At Carrie instead!
Yes, I agree
That Carrie is better
Your breath, Dear sir,
Smells worse than cheddar
I'll see you fall
Your eyelids droop
Look at your shoe
Is that dog poop?
That Carrie is better
Your breath, Dear sir,
Smells worse than cheddar
I'll see you fall
Your eyelids droop
Look at your shoe
Is that dog poop?
It pains me to inform you,
That my eyelids are gone,
They fell off like shingles,
Before very long.
Therefore I suggest
That you give up now
I cannot even blink,
Only stare, like a cow.
That my eyelids are gone,
They fell off like shingles,
Before very long.
Therefore I suggest
That you give up now
I cannot even blink,
Only stare, like a cow.
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