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Old 10-07-2006, 07:18 PM   #26
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Explain.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...veland+steamer

You'll be sorry you asked.

I have to go use my barf bag now.
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:29 PM   #27
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I sense an impending thread lock....
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:41 PM   #28
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I saw one of those leisure learning magazines once that offered a course called "FFFB". Fist f***ing for beginners. No kidding.
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:46 PM   #29
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Oh dear god. This thread hasn't just gone downhill; it's downhill, underground and sinking fast.

In a valiant attempt to get us all back onto the subject I intended (i.e. How Great I Am), let me say this:

"Look at moy, look at moy, look at moy!"
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:12 PM   #30
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So how do you expect us to entertain you?
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:16 PM   #31
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Parade up and down in front of me, nekkit but for the tassels covering your naughty bits, while singing "SexyBack".
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:19 PM   #32
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Yikes! I don't think anyone here wants their retinas irreparably scorched.

Now if the fellas want to shake their groove thangs...
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:25 PM   #33
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Is Justin Trousersnake a member?

*snort* I said 'member'.
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Parade up and down in front of me, nekkit but for the tassels covering your naughty bits, while singing "SexyBack".
I already did that! You never paid me the last time...
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:40 PM   #35
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Is there some sort of snuggie that comes with the tassel to make it fit correctly?
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:42 PM   #36
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Gaffer tape?
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:46 PM   #39
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My thoughts were more toward scrunchy, or tube sock.

Nothing, however, in the BDSM area.
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I can smell a thread going down the crapper again...
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Before we flush, let's remind Scarlet of her beautific aura ...
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prince albert says you don't need anything extra to hold the tassle on.... huh?

You look smashing Scarlet. Love the blonde.
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Let's remember where it started.
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*snort* You said remember.
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