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Old 05-17-2012, 10:05 PM   #19201
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The morning, it started out hot,
So I took to the sea on my yacht,
Put ice in my shorts,
Drank beer by the quarts
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Old 05-21-2012, 10:19 PM   #19209
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The morning, it started out hot,
So I took to the sea on my yacht,
Put ice in my shorts,
Drank beer by the quarts
And peed overboard a whole lot.

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I asked, "Can I feel?"
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Old 05-22-2012, 04:36 PM   #19212
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:19 PM   #19213
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She asked if I wanted to see.
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I asked, "Can I feel?"
And confirmed they were real.
She wants me to pay a high fee.

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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:28 PM   #19215
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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
I think that I'll clip 'em
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To look like some weird little pig.

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