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Old 05-17-2012, 10:05 PM   #19201
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It had herbs for the connoisseurís nose
It also sold candy
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Old 05-17-2012, 11:10 PM   #19203
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Old 05-17-2012, 11:32 PM   #19204
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Old 05-21-2012, 02:59 PM   #19206
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:50 PM   #19207
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The morning, it started out hot,
So I took to the sea on my yacht,
Put ice in my shorts,
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:54 PM   #19208
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The morning, it started out hot,
So I took to the sea on my yacht,
Put ice in my shorts,
Drank beer by the quarts
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Old 05-21-2012, 10:19 PM   #19209
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The morning, it started out hot,
So I took to the sea on my yacht,
Put ice in my shorts,
Drank beer by the quarts
And peed overboard a whole lot.

She asked if I wanted to see
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Old 05-22-2012, 12:58 PM   #19210
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Old 05-22-2012, 04:03 PM   #19211
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She asked if I wanted to see
She was eager to show Ďem to me
I asked, "Can I feel?"
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Old 05-22-2012, 04:36 PM   #19212
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:19 PM   #19213
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She asked if I wanted to see.
She was eager to show ‘em to me.
I asked, "Can I feel?"
And confirmed they were real.
She wants me to pay a high fee.

Those puppies are beautifully big
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:30 PM   #19214
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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:28 PM   #19215
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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
I think that I'll clip 'em
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Old 05-24-2012, 07:54 AM   #19217
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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
I think that I'll clip 'em
And that would equip 'em
To look like some weird little pig.

Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
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Old 05-24-2012, 07:12 PM   #19219
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When she's done with her song
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And dances till quarter to three.

I fear that I'm wasting my life
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All my hangers are bent
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