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Old 02-07-2013, 04:13 AM   #1
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Dipping my toe in ...

Oh wait, that is probably not a good thing to do in a water cooler. Sorry folks. As you can see, I am a writer who has a penchant for putting her foot in her mouth and other places it does not belong.

Anyway, bear with me, I am really not such a scatterbrain as I may sometimes appear.

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Old 02-07-2013, 04:17 AM   #2
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Cool Hi! *wave*

I'm new to this corner of the net as well... nice to see I'm not alone.
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Get your toe out of that water! Well actually, it kinda doubles for a fish tank, so it's probably best to stay away from it all together.

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Old 02-08-2013, 08:04 AM   #19
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Hi Kew!

Welcome to AW!

Don't forget to read about AW basics in the Newbie Guide!

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Thank you. I will add them to my reading list.
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Hi and welcome aboard. sorry if i snicker at your nick but i played a lot of Final Fantasy years ago and your name reminded me of Chocobo's and the sound they make.

have a great day.
I will assume you are laughing with me then. So much better than the alternative.
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Thanks and hi to everyone else who welcomed me. So nice of you. I am sure I will begin to put faces to names soon.

Hmm. Faceless internet -- so maybe I won't put names to faces, but I am looking forward to getting to know people.
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