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Old 01-27-2013, 02:57 PM   #1
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... And this is why that one table leg is wonky.
Yup, I prefer to dive right into things and skip introductions, instructions, all all those beginning "in" words. My writing is the same way, but twice a week I am chained to a chair and forced to edit my work into something resembling the English language.

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The rubber coated metal ones are the best ... less chafing.
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