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Old 01-19-2013, 06:47 AM   #1
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:39 AM   #2
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:44 AM   #3
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:00 AM   #4
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You just turn right around and desert this thread before you make me cry.
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Old 01-19-2013, 11:33 PM   #5
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Old 01-20-2013, 12:07 AM   #6
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Just want a man who can make me laugh.

Uh huh. Then you ditch me for the no-neck who doesn't even talk in complete sentences. Soup good. Hot

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Old 01-20-2013, 01:23 AM   #7
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Yep. The truism is no woman (substitite man, depending on the offending gender) has a sense of humor. Oh, they'll laugh at you and claim to be laughing with you, but there's no humor.

Wait. This isn't about my past loves; it's about clichés:

It was love at first sight.

You complete me.

It's not you; it's me.

He meant nothing to me.

Damn! It's still about my past loves, ha ha ha.
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