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Represent.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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If Corporations Are People...
A novel strategy to challenge the notion in court that corporations are people - driving in the car pool lane with corporation papers.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...on-papers?lite I hope this creates as big a circus in court as it has the possibility of doing. Especially since to make his point, he has to lose his case.
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the philosophical pegasus
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Agreed. I hope this becomes a circus and long drawn out process. Also, I admit, I laughed at how long it took him to finally get pulled over.
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Mind-bottled
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Looks moronic to me. Not novel, not clever. But sure, what's one more bit of stupidity in the court system?
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All Living is Local
Join Date: May 2008
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Oh, FFS, I'm with rob here. He didn't have "a corporation" in the car with him, he had the legal documents that represent that fictional creation. He could have as legitimately carried another person's drivers' license and claimed they were in the car with him.
The stoopid, she burns. Has this guy never heard the expression "the map is not the territory?" ...and this opinion comes from someone who believes the whole concept of corporations is ebil and would love to see them destroyed.
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Delerium ex Ennui
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So. . . I guess that brings up the question: what constitutes a corportion?
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All Living is Local
Join Date: May 2008
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I'm now blogging. And tweeting. The 'social contract' is to the politician what 'original sin' is to the priest. ~Don The vision of the helpful and protective state is the most pervasive and counter-productive ideology in the world today. ~Don Centralization induces apoplexy at the center and anemia at the extremities. ~ Lamennais I tend to blame the Feds for Don, actually. If they'd get it right, we wouldn't need Don pointing out that they'd gotten it wrong. ~ Medievalist
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Delerium ex Ennui
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None of which negates the plurality of people in that car.
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All Living is Local
Join Date: May 2008
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What plurality? There was one person and a stack of papers that describe a legal entity - a map, not the territory.
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I'm now blogging. And tweeting. The 'social contract' is to the politician what 'original sin' is to the priest. ~Don The vision of the helpful and protective state is the most pervasive and counter-productive ideology in the world today. ~Don Centralization induces apoplexy at the center and anemia at the extremities. ~ Lamennais I tend to blame the Feds for Don, actually. If they'd get it right, we wouldn't need Don pointing out that they'd gotten it wrong. ~ Medievalist
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Mind-bottled
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
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Sure it does. Unless one is given to flights of fancy as being consistent with reality.
If I had my deceased grandmother's ashes in the car with me, would there be multiple people in the car? Or how 'bout this: I have my union card in my pocket--which is representative of a huge group of people--therefore I can use the carpool lane. Or this: the spirits of my ancestors are with me always...
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All Living is Local
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It's the same sort of conflation that equates money with wealth, another widely-held map-territory error, and just as likely to lead one off the fairway and into the weeds.
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I'm now blogging. And tweeting. The 'social contract' is to the politician what 'original sin' is to the priest. ~Don The vision of the helpful and protective state is the most pervasive and counter-productive ideology in the world today. ~Don Centralization induces apoplexy at the center and anemia at the extremities. ~ Lamennais I tend to blame the Feds for Don, actually. If they'd get it right, we wouldn't need Don pointing out that they'd gotten it wrong. ~ Medievalist
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Mind-bottled
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
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Oh, how bout this:
If I have the Constitution of the U.S. in the car with me, then all of the legislative, judicial, and executive branch officers--as designated in the Constitution--are also in the car with me. Someone wake up Lautenberg. He's drooling on the upholstery...
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Joker Groupie
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I have to say, I'm shocked that he lives in California and it took him that long to get pulled over.
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Mind-bottled
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And note, that doctrine is what allows people to sue corporations. How many of those opposed to it en total would willingly accept giving up the option to sue a company? All those tobacco company lawsuits: up in smoke. Lawsuits against BP and Exxon: gone. There are problems with the extent of the doctrine, no doubt. But we take the good with the bad.
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practical experience, FTW
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Location: London, but I left my heart in San Francisco
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![]() I grew up near San Rafael and the CHP always seemed pretty strict about enforcing carpool rules. I'm amazed it took 10 years for someone to fine him. |
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Loves it when a plan comes together
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Mind-bottled
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Soylent Green, I would imagine.
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Mind-bottled
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I read his op-ed piece linked to in the article. I sincerely hope he doesn't have a law license...
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The Future is Bright
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Eh. Silly. But to derail...
Last week, I was in the HOV lane coming home after picking up my daughter from school. Personally, I think it's silly that she counts since we aren't carpooling. She can't drive anyway! But...I'll take advantage of the law. Anyway, the other lanes were moving faster, so I switched out of the HOV lane. Just as I passed a cop. He immediately pulled behind me, lights flashing, clearly not seeing my daughter in the back seat. Until I told her to turn around and wave to the cop. Haha...that lazy cop sitting around collecting county revenue had to go and turn around. He may have missed a real HOV violator. Okay. Back to OP.
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Mind-bottled
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HOV lanes are stupid, imo. Where's the Equal Protection Clause there?
/derail
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Rewriting My Destiny
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So does that mean you could get government plates for you car? Because that would be cool. You'd also get to stick the tiny motorcade flags on the front and call it "Automobile One." (Or at least One-point-five) |
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Bow before the laser screwdriver
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I agree that it seems ridiculous to even try to consider documents a person. As much as I hate the corporation as person rule, I don't think this will really help. In fact, I'd worry that it would hurt because it's so ridiculous of a claim that I imagine a lot of people would think the whole thing is just a person trying to take advantage of the system. I'm not sure I see this as a good way to start a dialogue or challenge the system.
Btw, don't they have ticket cameras on those things? How did he do this for ten years and never get a ticket?
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waxing digital artistic
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I hands down agree with Rob and Don. The court will just rule that he did not have a physical person in the vehicle. Corporate personhood is used discriminately. The court picks and chooses how the law defines it.
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Reinventing Myself
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I aim to misbehave
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This, 100%
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practical experience, FTW
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After all, corporations aren't a physical being. They're an idea. You can't point to a corporation and say "there it is!" You can only point to a building in which the people who work for the corporation do business in. Which, I think, disproves the drivers license argument. So, while I can see where the guy is coming from (because, let's face it, our campaign finance laws are profoundly stupid), there are better ways to start up a dialogue and call those laws into question.
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