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Old 11-20-2012, 11:42 PM   #1
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Woman charged with having sex with a human skeleton

In Sweden there is a special crime called "brott mot griftefriden", or in translation "crime against the peace of the dead/grave". A 37-year old Swedish woman is facing charges for committing this crime after police found a human skeleton in her apartment.

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The prosecutor could not explain how the woman had managed to collect almost an entire skeleton, but explained that the human remains had been used in an “unethical” way.

"In the confidential section of the investigation we have material which indicates she used them in sexual situations," the prosecutor told the TT news agency.
I suppose that this is something to bring up what can happen if you don't have the mental fortitude to go into a sex-shop and buy a proper dildo.
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Old 11-20-2012, 11:53 PM   #2
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Now that's... *sunglasses* ...a real boner.
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Old 11-21-2012, 12:21 AM   #3
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It's obviously every dude's dream to continue getting laid postmortem.

God I hope no one ever digs me up to...Jesus.
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Could be worse. Could be an animal skeleton.
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The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures. [ ... ] “Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.
I can't tell whether she's just so goth or a big dipshit for taking photos of herself engaging in illegal activities.
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....do I want to know how such a thing might be possible from a technical perspective?
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A Frenchman was arrested for defiling a corpse. He was shocked.

"I did not know," he explained. (Insert exaggerated french accent) "I just thought she was English."
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I thought the same thing. But she used them broadly in "sexual situations." I don't know if that makes the potential mental images more or less scarring.
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"I did not know," he explained. (Insert exaggerated french accent) "I just thought she was English."
Damn it Rugcat, now I got a fit of the giggles.

Didn't expect to read this from you, which made it all the better.
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Hence the reason for a skeleton instead of a real boy...
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I find it most intriguing that her motivation for this... activity was her keen interest in history.
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That's what she said.
Oh that's too bad ...
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