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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
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I could use some pie. A lot of pie. Preferably chocolate custard, with real whipped cream. Or a triple-layer german chocolate cake with extra pecans in the icing. You don't happen to have anything like that kicking around, do you?
The kee cat looks harmless. Drunk, but soft and fuzzy and harmless. I'll keep my eye out, though. |
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One cow, two cows, three...
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Looks like it's drunken, couch potato cat day.
I may have to take over your modly job until you can sober up. *goes to find Barney pics for AC's new avie* |
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What's that?
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DO IIIIIIT!
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Hey, look at me!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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What's that?
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Aww Who needs some pats? Does the wittle AC need pats? A treat? Do you want a treat?
(I have no idea where this bravery is coming from)
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Hey, look at me!
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You do know I have worse things in my arsenal than Barney?
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What's that?
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I rejoice in the idea of me being a pink pony. There is nothing I would love more.
(reverse psychology!)
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Hey, look at me!
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I didn't say anything about a pink pony.
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practical experience, FTW
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ETA: Just saw the bit about reverse psychology. Two ETAs on the same day, on the same page. Sheesh! Time to crawl back into my hovel and hide until nightfall.
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Hey, look at me!
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*puts a hold on changing n-f in to Carrot Top . . . nude*
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What's that?
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Muahaha yes!
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practical experience, FTW
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Too bad. That Carrot Top is some sex bomb!
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One cow, two cows, three...
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OH CRIKEY!!
*reports post* *takes cat's bottle away from him* |
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Hey, look at me!
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I said it was on hold. For now.
Pie!
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One cow, two cows, three...
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Not nice to hold that over somebody...(and by somebody, I mean me)
I hear that Ken really likes Carrot Top, though... |
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practical experience, FTW
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Nope. Purple Rose was the one what called him a sex bomb. Before AC named him.
Not only is she weird, but she's clairvoyant.
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I have one of the Village People for Ken.
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practical experience, FTW
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Golly, I don't know if I can live up to that "Macho Macho Man" image.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
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