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What's that?
Join Date: Aug 2010
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I will write you a note.
Dear Judge Person, NF isn't feeling well and frankly, even if she was, I would excuse her from this sham of an attempt for justice. Do your job. Sincerely, Syd the Fantastic.
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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I was going to write you a note too, nf, but Syd got there first!
And hers is properly punctuated! Mine was just a lot of roaring and jazz handing. It was mostly pictures. ROAR ![]() *jazz hands* |
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I really want to see your note.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Me too! I think it would go over well in court.
![]() Great note, Syd. I'll copy it and send it to the courthouse right away. I'm sure the judge will say: Who the hell is NF? |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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LOL.
Maybe if you do *jazz hands* in court often enough, they'll stop summoning you on grounds of insanity? ![]() I mean, when was the last time you saw a Muppet in court?
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What's that?
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Muppets Go to Court...
somehow, that movie hasn't been made.
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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You know what I've been wondering?
What goes through the minds of the people who create toaster settings? Seriously. My toaster goes up to 6. 3 is crispy. 4 is kind-of burnt, fairly black. I'm assuming 6 actually sets the toast on fire and burns your house down. What's up with that? /derail
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Unpossible. I ate it.
Quote:
ROAR
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Nightowl
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Courting Muppets!
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One cow, two cows, three...
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Quote:
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What's that?
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I think zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
:...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzTo Be Continued
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I am innocent of all charges.
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Location: Tennessee
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Goodnight, Syd.
Good morning, ac. Good Will Hunting, everybody else. ROAR
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I am innocent of all charges.
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I didn't like that movie very much. I kept wanting to kick Will's butt.
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I bet you would. |
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Nightowl
Join Date: Apr 2011
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He's hardly recognizable in rl
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Is that Matt Damon?
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Nightowl
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Whose? Josh Kloss?
No, it's Josh Kloss, huh. |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Who is Josh Kloss?
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Nightowl
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Huh?
The guy in good will hunting is minnie driver. ROAR
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