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I am innocent of all charges.
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Hello, n-f. Have some mead.
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Y'ello dragon! I am looking at underground architecture. Come join me!
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One cow, two cows, three...
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er...think I'll pass, but thanks. You couldn't offer me a Mounds or some pie, eh?
Yellow to you, too, Syd. Sure, I'll join you. Oh, drats gotta get up early in the morning, so maybe not tonight, but it sounds interesting. Got me thinking of ants and worms. |
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Underground architecture should definitely interest a dragon. They like places like that to stash all their gold.
I learned that from reading the Hobbit. ROAR
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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The Hobbit is a very informative book.
Like, did you know that Elves can be a bit uppity? That'll come in handy one day.
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One cow, two cows, three...
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Gold? What gold? I have no gold, silly muppet.Nor any hobbits.
*sets muppet traps and covers cave entrance with branches, boulders, trees, tanks, airplanes, and chihauhau* |
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Good Morning house of maggots. Speaking of maggots, one time when I was walking the oldest dog and she had to..hmmm.....hey, who's eating food right now?
You had an eclipse? That's impressive!
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Maggots? Why are we maggots?!
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Because n-f was thinking of ants and worms. Maggots sounds better.
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Ohh I get it
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We should get t-shirts printed.
'We blame NF!' ROAR
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One cow, two cows, three...
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You're just trying to keep the blame off of you. I'm sure your prancing is at fault here, somehow. Prancing is the root of all evil.
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It's all n-f's fault.
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It is is all......Archer, Rob, and Ac's fault!
But never Syd
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No mead for you!
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I prefer vodka
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One cow, two cows, three...
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FIFY
And now I shall go into a coma, cuz fixing stuff makes me tired and I have to get up in four hours and go to hell for a ten hour sentencing. :/ goodnight floozies, try to behave |
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Night, night!
*dream jazz hands* |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Cooking lesson of the day:
Don't put something in the oven, then try to hook up a TV to a set-top box and DVD player. Case in point: Mum just "cooked" a pizza that is very black now, and probably inedible. This has been "Cooking With Cliff's Mum". Stay tuned - next we have "How to microwave something that should only ever go in the oven." Exciting stuff!
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I have a friend who actually microwaved a frozen pizza once, still in the plastic wrapper, and then tried to eat it.
ROAR
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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LOL.
Nanna once cooked a leg of pork or something in a portable oven. Only she had left the plastic on it... Nobody ate it, because it was obvious what had happened by the smell it emitted when the oven door opened. Whoops. But I'm sure a Muppet such as yourself could eat plastic and not mind.
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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