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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,863
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Waims!
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
Posts: 13,503
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* Puts the cape on*
I'm here to Revenge the misuse of "your" and "you're" ![]() * Shakes fist and "capers" out *
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,863
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We're on you're side, Lavern!
Fornsteners united! ROAR
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
Posts: 13,503
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^ DANG you, Muppet!!!!!
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,863
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*capers*
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Among the chocolate fairies:)
Posts: 33,030
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youz givin' verny a hard time? I'll put a stomp to this
I think it'z no day again! s
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,133
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Susie is flashing her butt already!?!
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storm central
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Still three blocks from the Atlantic Ocean.
Posts: 10,557
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Everyone's capering again. Yay! (Except Susie--she's too busy moonin' everyone
)Reminds me--I must use up the capers I have. (Capers on pizza is great. Oh, then there's lemon chicken with capers, pasta w/ olive oil and capers....) I'm hungry. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,863
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*capers, with extra pizzazz*
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
Posts: 13,503
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Ok,
Now I'm craving capers. DANG you, Stormie!!!
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,975
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How is it even possible to crave capers? It's not a cravable food, is it? Pizza yes, cake and chocolate definitely. But capers? Grits? Surely not, Verny!
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What's that?
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Portland
Posts: 5,779
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Good morning!!! My legs are aching, too much weeding yesterday!! Can you guys revenge against that for me?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,863
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You want us to have a word with your dealer, Syd?
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What's that?
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Portland
Posts: 5,779
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A strong word, Revenger's Style
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"Interesting."
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 51,492
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Revenge!
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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The sun is SHINING!
The birds are SINGING! I don't know how we went from snow in April and 90 degree temps in May, but I'll take it. *leaves grits with capers for Lavern* *flops into hammock with a glass of iced tea and a book*
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Rob usually does the capering around here, but I'll give it a shot if he's unavailable.
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
Posts: 13,327
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
Posts: 13,503
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Have I told you lately that I lurve you?
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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aka Skwirrel
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Roughly 900 miles SW of Hell
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*Instigates avalanche of apricots.* Tada! Apricot Iced Tea! You, um, have a little bit o'sumpin there, n there, and in your hair... Oops... *skidaddles* |
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ideas are floating where they will
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: where you can put sugar sprinkles on lots of things
Posts: 1,725
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Beware the creeping, okay not so creeping as they are taller than me vines. I haz some height.
They have bad evil thorns, so I was cutting them one stalk at a time and throwing them away so puppy would not step on thorns. And so I would not have to find thorns in ouchy puppy foots. I thought they were wild roses. They are not. I thought they were thistles. They are not. The ones I took off the fence today had the beginnings of raspberries on them. There are thorns in the berries!!!!! DO NOT WANT. Still cutting one stalk at a time and throwing away. Stlight of the long posts. |
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Among the chocolate fairies:)
Posts: 33,030
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'ey all! Glad puppy doesn't have thorns in his paw!
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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*late night revenge jazz hands*
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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*leaves extra butter for Swestie
*blushes Quote:
*writes memo to Mother Nature telling her that our plan to steal the sun for Jarmany worked*
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Posts: 5,140
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*watches ^* Nice rhythm. The yawn in the middle kind of made the left hand wobble there, for a minute. Good swing with the right, though. ![]() Any agents who rejected Awer's today are now thoroughly cowed.
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