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Working hard
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I considered it, but their golf course is also a mine field. If you hit one into the bunker, well . . .
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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I didn't expect that. Kim Jong-un does look like a big old soft teddy bear.
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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He's just so adorable!
ROAR
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Riff-Raff
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Matt Damon thinks so too!
ROAR
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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pssst, everybody, I think Rob is really the new leader of N. Korea... that's why he has so much time to kill on AW...
...think about it... it makes sense...
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practical experience, FTW
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Hmmmm, I was fooled, like all those other North Koreans. |
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storm central
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Still three blocks from the Atlantic Ocean.
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Ya know, here I am, reading through posts, trying to wake up, and I have to go and look up "FIFY." ("FIFTY"? FIFEY" ? Huh? )
Okay. I found it. "Fixed It For You." ![]() Now I'm going to caper off and get more coffee. |
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
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Good morning, funners.
That leader in North Korea is a doofus. Seriously. Who could take a leader who looks like that seriously?
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Riff-Raff
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Ahem.
Madam. Show some respect! |
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Working hard
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All hail the Supreme Fearless Leader and High Exalted Doofus.
We are currently in negotiation to have the North Koreans trade their nuclear program for a new bicycle, a kite, and all the ice cream the Supreme Fearless Leader can eat. And a bag of Skittles.
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Riff-Raff
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See?
AC knows how to do diplomacy! ROAR
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I'm very diplomatic.
Arr!
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It's the truth!
*counts skittles* |
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Among the chocolate fairies:)
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good mornin' all ye funners 'n floozies. I 'c' yo' all bee-havin'. Keep up the great work! How many skittles we gotz, muppet?
s!
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I'm behaving.
I haven't even threatened the muppet once today.
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None. *capers* He didn't even try and send me any exploding cigars! ROAR
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
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good pm to mah granchittlens! Gee, asplodin' cigars sounds like a rough game
how 'bout s instead?
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
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Riff-Raff
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Don't forget the strippers!
Two parts strippers to four parts flour! I don't normally go in for that sort of fing, but seeing as how I'm a despot now, I thought I'd give it a go. *jazz hands* |
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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Remember: no price-haggling after the party ends.
*barter-conscious spirit fingers*
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
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* Dusts off the lens on the hidden cameras *
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
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Working hard
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I'm behaving!
I never touched that hooker.
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