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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
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the cows could crawl and still beat me. I'll have to find a mortally wounded one. |
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What's that?
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Portland
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Pick off the weak and the old NF, you need your sustenance.
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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I'd stay away from charging bulls for the next few days, if I were you.
Oh, I know! Find a farm with a milking shed. Stationary cows, plus all the farmers you can eat!
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I am innocent of all charges.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tennessee
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I have Hershey Nuggets for you . . .
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I am innocent of all charges.
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Location: Tennessee
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Quote:
That was in my "brave but stupid" youth. Now I'm just stupid.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
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*swaps gowns with the Duchess and sends her out into the world*
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One cow, two cows, three...
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me too! And i'll have a mounds, please. I kicked that bull in the head right between his horns. I bet he thought it was a fly. |
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I am innocent of all charges.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tennessee
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Oh, I do have Mounds too, as a matter of fact.
I, uh, sort of forgot about them.
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
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Excellent choice NF. Mounds are good for healing. Anything that tastes that yummy-licious must be good for something!
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I am innocent of all charges.
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In this particular case, I would give you all my Mounds candy bars, n-f.
Just this once, since you're in the hospital. Don't expect me to be this generous ever again.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
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aw, aren't you sweet- oh yeah, you're a strawberry.
send 'em to BSA Hospital to the girl with no blood. Everyone knows who I am here.
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I am innocent of all charges.
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By the way, the "strawberry cat" is courtesy of SaraP.
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
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It's cute AC. Kind of making me hungry too...
Little story of something I saw today. I had a package and a postcard for a customer. The package would fit in the box, but it was a little too long. And their 3-year-old little boy was outside so...I didn't want to get out and go up to the house. (God knows what kind of excitement that might stir up, let alone keeping track of the tyke when I got ready to leave.) I stuck the package in the box on top of the card and figured it would hold it till mom got the mail. Little did I count on the ingenuity of a 3 YO boy... I noticed that he made a bee-line for his Tonka dump-truck when I pulled up, but I didn't make the connection until I watched the little devil in my rearview mirror. He 'drove' his truck down to the mailbox, stood in the bed and began unloading the mailbox. I have a feeling they'll never find that postcard.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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I found one a them stationery cows Cliff was talking about. Wrote a "Be Well" note on it and dropped it in the mail.
((((((((N-F)))))))))
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Among the chocolate fairies:)
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Hope yo' feelin' much better, nighty 'n can be home very soon! Just make sure the docs give you a clean bill of health! You deserve that 'n tell 'em how much your Grandma Suse 'n the gang here worry 'bout you, k.
s s!hey, all. Hope you'll all have a good weekend, s!
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
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Nooo want NF's hospital gowns! NOOO. I went through that when I gave birth to my daughter. Air conditioning, not needed!
Rest, NF. Hope you're up to charring soon.
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What's that?
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Portland
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C'mon peeps, I've been waitin all night for you to wake up!
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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I've been indulging in youtube and writing.
I love music videos. Can't get enough of them. Okay, that's not true - some bands I don't like, so I don't want to watch their videos.
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Among the chocolate fairies:)
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good mornin' all. How's our nighty? Hope doing better and can go home very soon!
s s!Hope you all have a good weekend! s s!
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Among the chocolate fairies:)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue. Let's all par-tay Cuz it's MrW's birthday - Whohoo! ![]() Here's s s s s s mo' s! Let's all give him s reppies 'n s and he does like those s
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
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For MrW, when he gets back...
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